It's end of days

The rapture is coming.

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• These are hard times, not end times.

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• Good. I'll keep my pjs on. Pjs will remind of sleep, I'll sleep. Perchance to dreams

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• As my depressed friend would say, "I wish it would hurry up and end all my misery."

• LucasFilm sold to Disney? Yep... end of days.

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• Try braising it, first.

• What's next then?.. "Beginning of nights"? Sounds like fun. Should I get dressed up?

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• I didn't file my taxes this year so I kind of hope it happens.

• R7 is going to fall for the blatino sizemeat of his dreams and ruin everything by having the IRS up his ass.

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• I just hope the end comes quickly... I hope I will be thinking looks like the Mayans wer... fade to black...

• I haven't experienced rapture in, oh, about twelve years.

• If you could prove it within 50% certainty, OP, I'd quit my job in a flash.

• Vote for Mitt Romney, and it most certainly WILL be the 'end of days.' Or should I say, "Latter Days." You want to know what really scares me? Fucking PRESIDENT-ELECT WILLARD "MITT" ROMNEY. Screw this Mayan bullshit. I'd rather see the end of this baktun cycle resulting in the Earth's core breaking apart, ANY DAY over a President Mitt Romney. The net result would be the same, quite frankly. And you can take that to the fucking bank!

• I wish the fucking rapture would come. Get rid of all these religious fanatics.

• Isn't the Rapture where all the religious people are sucked up, and the world is then left free and happy for a while?

• R14 I think it has something to do with a man from Mars showing up and eating cars, then the bars, before moving on to eating guitars.

• The "Rapture" was invented in the latter half of the the 19th century by founders of the Pentecostal movement. It is an event based on an interpretation of a particular Bible verse. Belief in the Rapture is not part of the theology of any other Christian denomination. Neither the Catholic church nor any of the other major branches of Protestantism preach that a rapture will occur.

• End of Days and The Rapture are both good gay bar names. I am also partial to Sodom & Gamorrhea for a leather bar. I think these names would make the gayvangelicals feel more comfortable letting down their hair and taking it up the ass.

• I was watching a religous program with my mother (the one with the married couple with lavender hair)Benny Hinn was talking crazy about the end of the world the show was taped almost 30 years ago...

• W&W for r14.

• I take bibles from hotels and tear out the pages to pick up dog shit.

• The Rapture is all followers of Christ, who believe in him will disappear. Those left behind will have to deal with Hell on earth.

• Well, with another Nor'easter heading for the East Coast, I'm not inclined to argue.

• Again, R21, only a small subset of Christians actually believe that a Rapture is supposed to occur. Such an event is not a part of traditional Christian theology.

• I remember the film The Rapture scared the SHIT out of me. Oh, that ending - SO bleak. First time I had seen Duchovny in a film - woof!

• What happens if airplane pilots are suddenly Raptured? Are passengers who aren't also Raptured fucked? And can lawyers working for dead passengers' families sue the airlines for pilots who disappear mid-flight?

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• End of Days cancelled!!! Obama was elected and everything will be okay!

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• God has looked at America's Christians and The Rapture has been canceled.

• No OP -- it's just candy corn withdrawal. I feel the same way you do when the stores run out of half priced Halloween leftovers. It will pass.