Preparing for anal
Hello dears! After a long dry spell I'm finally getting boned on Friday. Hurrah! I'm even taking the day off work for the occasion.
Now, my question for you know-it-alls is what do you think of salt water flushes as a preparation for anal sex? I've done them before, for health reasons, and they're pretty effective and thorough. Two tsps of non-iodized sea salt in one litre of warm water. Drink first thing in the morning. Wait. Expel the entire contents of your bowels and colon. It feels great. So clean.
In the olden days I would simply give myself an enema before bottoming. But that was always a crap shoot (pun intended) and not always foolproof.
I heard porn bottoms do salt water flushes if they don't want to deal with enemas.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 16, 2020 1:12 PM
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I'm hitting the big 60, in two weeks and as a lifetime top that has never bottomed, I figure time to try sometime new & give pleasure to my anus.
The only thing I've ever had done is get rimmed.
So while I'm excited in a bit afraid.
Will I bleed & how do I know if it's breaking or piercing my colon?
Is it proper to prelude or is that just a joke?
I don't have a partner but will be hiring a well hung Mandingo from RenyBoy Please provide tips as I don't want to spend the money & not get my prostrate pounded as is my goal.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 10, 2014 5:09 AM
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Good luck, OP. I've hired Mandingo and he's great!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 10, 2014 5:15 AM
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you're a sad sad queen OP did I say sad ?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 10, 2014 5:16 AM
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I'd go with a garden hose. So fresh.
(Or a fire hose if you're from San Francisco)
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 10, 2014 5:16 AM
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OP, I'm sure your dildo is looking forward to your lovely evening together.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 10, 2014 5:35 AM
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Get with a nice Dominican and you won't need to bother about all that salt water and pussification.
They don't care.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 10, 2014 5:38 AM
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Prelube! For the love of Barbra Streisand and all that is holy, PRELUBE!!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 10, 2014 5:43 AM
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R2 here Is there a big difference in feeling when you bareback ?
I'm curious because Mandingo will bear back buts it's an $50 so don't want to spend the money is there's no difference.
I hope I can make to work the next day & my anus is not bleeding that would just be terrible.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 10, 2014 5:50 AM
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You're sick and beyond help.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 10, 2014 5:52 AM
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If I were you I would prepare for a trip to the mental ward before preparing for anal.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 10, 2014 5:53 AM
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Dear, be sure and come back to tell us how it went.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 10, 2014 7:34 AM
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Yeah come back from the afterlife and tell us all about it because you're sure going about the right way to die r2.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 10, 2014 8:26 AM
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#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI #TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI#TMI
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 10, 2014 8:30 AM
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First do a salt water flush (drink 1/4C sea salt in a litre of warm water) in the morning before your shower. Have a light breakfast. Before lunch do a preparatory pre-lube (drink 1/2C water based lube in 1/2 litre of warm water) and have a light lunch, maybe a clear soup or broth and a small salad. Before dinner do your serious pre-lube by inserting 4 or 5 tablespoons of Crisco into your large intestine. Then all you need to do is put on some relaxing music, do some stretches or yoga, light some scented candles, and put on your best caftan while you await the prostate pounding and anal tearing of your dreams.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 10, 2014 9:04 AM
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Our cholesterol is slightly high, and we've worked hard to get it down within the normal range. Can we substitute extra VIRGIN olive oil (EVOO) for the Crisco?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 10, 2014 9:12 AM
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The day before, buy one of those bottles of Magnesium citrate at the local pharmacy and drink it (it's a laxative)
Clear liquids for the day of the big event (something with sugary for the calories, like Sprite).
A few hours before, take some anti-diarrheal (like Lomotil) just to stop the action in your colon, and then do a quick Fleet's enema in the bathroom immediately prior to Mandingo sending you to heaven.
Trust me on this one.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 10, 2014 9:17 AM
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Get yourself some Rectinol for afterwards. It'll help soothe and take down the puffiness around what is sure to be a tender ring.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 10, 2014 9:27 AM
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Holy shit, are you people joking? I hope every one of you is 100 and hasn't fucked in decades if you think it needs that much prep.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 10, 2014 10:08 AM
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Have some grapefruit and oatmeal for breakfast and you will cleansee your ass naturally (and SWIFTLY), trust me.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 10, 2014 11:20 AM
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I am reminded of a wonderful cartoon I saw some years ago. A man is standing in a phone booth (I TOLD you that it was years ago), saying something like "Hello. Is this Miss Ferguson, the kindergarten teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Ferguson. Peepee, caca, doody, weewee."
What else does OP's post amount to?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 10, 2014 1:36 PM
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Seems counterintuitive to put your butt thru that that much trauma before the event. With that much pooping, you're likely to get tears and irritation. That doesn't seem wise. There has to be an easier way.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 10, 2014 5:21 PM
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R2 here you people are scaring me, Please tell me you are joking.
Can you really get anal tearing from a heavy pounding?
Next week I'm going fur a colposcopy I don't want it to skip in like I'm a loose whore plus he sees my anal tearing.
My doctor is my brother inlaw and he is sure to say something to my wife if he sees something suspicious .
Please answer me honestly!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 10, 2014 6:12 PM
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Duh yes you can get anal tearing...google that shit.
But seriously Salt water?? You drink it and you poop out everything??
My god I have been abusing laxatives all these years for nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 10, 2014 6:35 PM
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[quote]prostrate pounded
Oh, dear! And I'm not taking this one lying down!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 10, 2014 7:38 PM
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For god's sake, it's not that complicated. Eat plenty of natural fiber (salads, leafy greens, etc) in the days before and shower well before he comes over.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 10, 2014 7:50 PM
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Salt water is a laxative? Since when?
And day-long preps for anal? Fasting?
Who are you people?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 10, 2014 7:53 PM
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[quote]Can you really get anal tearing from a heavy pounding?
Are you trolling? Yes, and it's the primary way that HIV is passed during anal intercourse.
How can a gay man not know this in 2014?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 10, 2014 7:55 PM
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waaaayyyyy too much trouble just to have a cock poked in your arse
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 10, 2014 7:58 PM
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r2 here you all have me freaked out, reconsidering my apt with Mandingo.
After the anal tearing is it repaired ? Can it result in permanent damages..
Sorry I'm not ignorant just clueless as IM a married guy with guys on the side so not really something that I'm experienced with.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 10, 2014 8:43 PM
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Dam thank god I'm a top!! That's a lot of work to get your prostrate massaged.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 10, 2014 11:00 PM
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I think I'll make lasagna instead.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 10, 2014 11:08 PM
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[quote]prostrate massaged.
Seriously, AGAIN?
It's PROSTATE, dummies.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 10, 2014 11:10 PM
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FYI gay men,
Women don't prep for anal. Straight men who are into anal don't care about shit. Either that or they have a bad experience and swear it off for good.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 10, 2014 11:11 PM
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OP, get a 2 litre bottle of Pepsi, shake it well, open it and stick it up your ass. Best cleanse you'll ever get.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 10, 2014 11:12 PM
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Psyllium husks twice a day every day.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 11, 2014 12:52 AM
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aren't enemas basically salt water?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 11, 2014 2:27 AM
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R30, Small tears will heal. However, if you aren't careful and are having too rough of sex then you can perforate your colon. If that happens then you can die and rather quickly, talking about dying within a few hours. The sad thing is that many people who have had their colon perforated are too embarrassed to seek immediate medical attention or they are in denial about the seriousness of the situation. Death comes in these instances from septic shock, as fecal bacteria leaks into abdominal cavity and into the blood stream. During septic shock one's blood pressure drops drastically causing a person to lose consciousness. While they are unconscious their heart goes into cardiac arrest and they quickly die.
To avoid a perforated colon do not use very large toys and do not engage in sex with men who have extremely long dicks.
Most normal anal sex occurs in the rectum. However, if the dick (or toy) is too long it will penetrate past the rectum and into the colon where it can potentially cause damage. The tissues of the colon are a bit more fragile than the tissues of the rectum as the rectum is designed to be a bit stronger as it is used to hold feces until the person can defecate.
Hope that was educative!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 11, 2014 2:41 AM
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Good lord. One fleet enema a short time before the event ought to do the trick.
Cancel the doctor appointment until any swelling goes down.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 11, 2014 2:42 AM
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[quote]Small tears will heal.
When will the tears stop?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 11, 2014 2:45 AM
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OP? Why don't you just get some oral?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 11, 2014 2:54 AM
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I'm douching as I type this
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 11, 2014 3:01 AM
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R38 OMG Im soo freaked out right now. Im never ever bottoming again!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 11, 2014 5:06 AM
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It all sounds to complicated and dangerous. If I'm gonna get fucked I'd rather pay someone to take my place
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 11, 2014 5:47 AM
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I've had a few anal tears. They hurt like hell for two weeks--every time you need to poop.
Small tears do repair themselves.
Use lots of lube
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 11, 2014 1:07 PM
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Psyllium-based oatmeal sprinkled with Benefiber, two courses of Miralax, a garden hose enema, and then Diet Coke and Mentos. This usually works for me.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 11, 2014 3:39 PM
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[quote]Preparing for anal
Please. This is the DL. We live for surprise.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 11, 2014 3:47 PM
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I hate all you bitches!! I have never bottomed, but lately after watching porn have decided to see what all the moaning is about.
Trying to learn about how to prepare I read this scary thread and then I made a HUGE mistake, I googled it!!!
OMG who you soo many dangerous things can happen! Septic shock & dying within hours, Hepatitis HIV sounds like a lovely experience!
You bitches have ruined all my desire to bottom, I'm taking my virgin hole to the grave!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | September 11, 2014 4:04 PM
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Drinking warm salt water is an excellent way to cleanse your bowel. But be careful and be prepared to clean up the aftermath. The shit will shoot out of you like the exhaust from a 777 jet engine!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 11, 2014 4:18 PM
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This is the most anal thread I've read here.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 11, 2014 4:23 PM
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Just take a dump, then take a shower with soap and wash/finger wash your hole. Is it that difficult? Maybe the day before take a laxative. And eat light day of. I'm sure your whole is used to shit on his cock, anyway.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 11, 2014 4:24 PM
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With all these days of preping, how do folks do it that just meet up in a bar & go home. & do it? In that case it's like " Surprise Anal" No prep has been taken .
I've topped a lot of guys and only once have I ever see done feces!
Is it that the morn or have I been lucky?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 11, 2014 4:48 PM
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As I posted in the other thread I do coffee enemas.
They feel great & clean me out, after I take a massive dump and feel so light & fresh. My tops have commented on the fact that I have a very clean hole.
The coffee enemas take a bit of practice but it's worth it.
You will need some help. I lay in the bathtub & have my godson put the tube into my anus. & manage the flow. When I feel I'm ready to go he removes the tube and them of course leave me alone to do my business on the toilet.
He is a college wrestler & swears the enemas help him prepare for a big match.
Also the health benefits of a coffee enema is much greater than using chemicals
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 11, 2014 4:55 PM
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Your Godson, R52? That's a new twist.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 11, 2014 5:11 PM
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I like to eat junk food til I'm ready to vomit, then a brisk ice water enema !
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 11, 2014 5:17 PM
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R51, you are so cute. That kind of luck doesn't exist. Your bottoms do all the painstaking prep that is described here and more in the hopes of a hook up. They want you to think NSA sex for them is spontaneous (and rare). But really they're just sluts on the prowl.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 11, 2014 5:25 PM
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r2? Nobody likes an old bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 11, 2014 5:27 PM
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R55, yes my godson. There is nothing sexual about it. Lying perched over a bath tub & having a tube inserted in your anus is not exciting or erotic at all .
It's strictly a health procedure
I helped him and his buddies with it & there has never been any monkey business
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 11, 2014 5:55 PM
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Anal tearing is not the same thing as colon tearing.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 11, 2014 5:58 PM
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R59,
How fat are you that you need someone to insert it into your anus? A normal sized person can administer an enema them self.
I think we both know your claims that your godson is cool with sticking shit up your ass is just your masturbatory fantasy and has never taken place in reality. However, if you get much fatter then you may end up needing someone to wipe your ass after you take a shit. You also may not be able to fit on the toilette and will be stuck wearing depends the size of bedspreads for the rest of the two years of life you have left. Think massive coronary. Seriously, lose weight.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 11, 2014 6:05 PM
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Small tears can be quickly healed with Neosporin.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 11, 2014 6:35 PM
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You DO NOT put salt up your anus. It burns and drys the moist membranes in there that could lead to you getting HIV or other STDs. Just leave your asshole alone and don't be putting anything in there but warm douche water.
Salt water. Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 11, 2014 6:39 PM
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As a gay man, I'm embarrassed by the lunacy on display in this thread. Salt water, special diets--wtf? You sound like a bunch of hardcore fisters from 1976.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 11, 2014 6:47 PM
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When I know I'm going to have anal I go to the Turkish baths for a cleaning.
I get the full Hamnan treatment that includes cleansing the anus with a pumice stone & inserting a sea sponge in the colon.
It feels great, leave you fresh for your anal session
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 11, 2014 7:33 PM
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[quote]Godson? Enemas? Is that regular?
Well it used to be very irregular indeed, but then he started utilising the godson and enemas. Now it couldn't BE more regular.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 13, 2014 7:56 AM
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[quote]inserting a sea sponge in the colon.
I'm pretty sure that no one but a doctor should be inserting anything into your colon.
Maybe you meant RECTUM?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 13, 2014 5:28 PM
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Do you think that we might merge this with the deviled egg thread?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 13, 2014 5:59 PM
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I know this thread has been done to death but I have to ask some advice.
I'm on a pension so don't have the $18 to start my own thread
Im 76 & recently divorced from my wife & out of the closet.
Through the years I've fooled around with guys but never any anal. I have a strong attraction to a worker at the local 'Sam's Club' he is mexicano and I know they are known to have massive penises
My question for you more experience folks, is it to late to start doing anal? Will I damage myself or is the anal wall elastic all your life. Thinking about it but afraid to get down on it
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 13, 2015 6:03 AM
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R35=Joan Crawford, looking for ways to boost sales.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 13, 2015 3:37 PM
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Epsom salt and glycerine.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 13, 2015 3:46 PM
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Seriously? A day off from work for this? No.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 13, 2015 3:47 PM
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You sound like a galloping gourmet, OP. You may be out of the closet, but perhaps you should stay in the kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 13, 2015 3:53 PM
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Cheryl's available fellas! I get her cleaned up and ready. You won't have to do a thing!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 13, 2015 3:58 PM
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I only prepare with the finest of solutions... Dom Perignon. So bubbly and refreshing, there's nothing like a glass up the ass or a bottle in your throttle!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 13, 2015 4:03 PM
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What is so complicated. Don't use salt water. Empty out the fleet and put in regular water. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear. Then wash your hole. 77 replies and none made this clear yet ?? 💩💩💩💩
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 13, 2015 4:12 PM
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R70 Why after all theses years have you decided to explore your hole?
How do you know this Mexican guy even wants to see that mess
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 13, 2015 5:15 PM
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Is this what most people do? I never knew I should prepare so much.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 13, 2015 5:20 PM
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Preparing for Amal? Usually I just shave my poo-hole before she pegs me.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 13, 2015 5:58 PM
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What an insufferable thread! To remove shit from one's rectum, then wash one's ass before getting lubed, inserted and perhaps hard banged or slow fucked; is suppose to be a complicated, prolonged, and dramatic event as prep? This is something to fret about, let alone solicit opinions? Are you fucking a donkey? Gezz!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 13, 2015 6:23 PM
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[quote]Is this what most people do? I never knew I should prepare so much.
Of course not, most people never do this. Most people 1) take a dump 2) take a shower, finger in and around your hole and make sure it is nice and clean 3)go out and get laid.
Ta da.
If you are for real R70 no one wants some 76 year old man as a bottom. Are you paying him? If you want to experience anal sex hire an escort to fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 13, 2015 6:38 PM
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No one said to DOUCHE with the salt water, you fools.
You're supposed to DRINK it and then let it flush the shit out of you so that you have a squeaky clean anus. From top to bottom, so to speak.
Jesus, Why do I have to spell everything out?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 13, 2015 6:46 PM
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Best thread title ever!
Preparing For Anal : The Michelle Rounds Story
Preparing For Anal : My Years In The George W. Bush White House. By Jeff Gannon
Preparing For Anal : By Mati Weiderpuss
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 13, 2015 6:55 PM
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But I'm on a low-sodium diet!
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 13, 2015 7:03 PM
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Salt makes you crap? Is this real?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 13, 2015 7:23 PM
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It sure does, R88. Especially when combined with fat, grease, lard and genetically fabricated meat products.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 13, 2015 7:55 PM
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Vodka martini. Straight up.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 14, 2015 1:56 AM
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Yes r83 I'm serious
Don't be ageist, us older gents can have sex till 100 or our pulse stop.
I have topped but want to try to bottom. I like latin Mexican me & I think this guy likes me. He is much younger probably 20's but I'm aware a lot of these guys like daddies
I'm will to make a pass at him & take him to mini golf, a lunch etc.
My issue is preparing my anus so it's a great experience
R70
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 14, 2015 3:57 AM
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R92 are you insinuating I have dementia
Thank you but I'm fine
Just because your ageist & have a issue with older men enjoying their sexuality with younger men, that's your issues
While I'm pounding that Mexicano hole, I will give him A shot for your sorry lonely ass.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 14, 2015 5:09 AM
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How do you handle a bout when you find feces on your penis? Do you acknowledge the feces, sneak out of the room to cleanup, or pretend they don't exist?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 14, 2015 6:12 AM
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You throw away the condom once you are done and don't give it a second thought R94. It isn't unusual to have a small amount of feces on the condom, any gay dude that freaks out about that shouldn't be doing anal sex.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 14, 2015 2:27 PM
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Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 96 | May 14, 2015 2:31 PM
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Is that how poop ends up in men's beards, R95?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 97 | May 15, 2015 12:00 AM
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You are fucking disgusting, OP. Don't you have anything better to do?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 15, 2015 12:10 AM
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When you can't speak to the broken banks in Greece and Ireland, can't find Crimea on a map and believe there are only 4 continents on Earth---come here and talk about cleaning your ass out.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 15, 2015 12:12 AM
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Lube with high mileage synthetic lubricant instead of the conventional.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 15, 2015 12:12 AM
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Oh for god's sake -- you queens with your potions and enemas. Why the hell do you think I bought a Dyson?
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 15, 2015 12:16 AM
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Not better than Surprise Anal r85.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 15, 2015 12:16 AM
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Does George C. prepare for anal?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 15, 2015 12:44 AM
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Store a pistol in your rectum.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 15, 2015 12:48 AM
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how did gay men prepare for anal during the Roman Empire 2000 years ago? How about 100 years ago?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | May 15, 2015 1:16 AM
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There's a lot of expertise on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 15, 2015 1:34 AM
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Sugar-free Haribo Gummy bears will do the job. Eat a bag and bottom without a care!
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 15, 2015 2:53 AM
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R70 here
I decided to start preparing my hole for the upcoming Mexicano Invasion I don't want to score a date with the guy & have my first chance in 70+ years to lose my hole virginity & have to give up because it hurts.
I went to the sexy shop & bought a cock ring & a big ten inch dildo with a suction cup. I'm afraid it gets lost in me so I saw on the internet if it has balls & a suction cup it can't slide up into you.
So I greased it up and tried many times to get it in & finally it went up into me
But here's my questions, it hurt , felt like a hundred feral cats running up. & down my colon. All I could feel was the scratching & it may me lose my hard on. Not really pleasure but pain. Plus I bled
Is this the way it's supposed to be the first time you explore the colon?
Can it be because I used $1 dollar store no-name Vaseline for a lubricant
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 17, 2015 3:46 AM
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I just lie back and think of the Empire
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 17, 2015 3:49 AM
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No need to douche. Just a good bowel movement.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 17, 2015 2:52 PM
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I love how romantic r11's prep sounds! Roses, Rachmaninoff, and multiple laxatives and enemas used throughout the course of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | May 17, 2015 3:08 PM
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Obviously, a poo-free vag is the ONLY reason a guy tolerates a woman.
And free maid service.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 17, 2015 11:41 PM
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More titles:
"Not Without My Enema"
"All that Douching Allows"
"Tea, Bareback Anal and Sympathy"
"Rectal Tearing Without a Cause"
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 18, 2015 12:39 AM
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(70) you one freaky dude!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 18, 2015 3:36 AM
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A salt water cleanse isn't just for anal sex. I first learned about it preparing of the Master Cleanse. The density of the salt water prevents it from being absorbed by the body and it passes right through you pushing all it it's way out.
The important thing is that you use 2 tbsps of non-iodized salt in a liter of room temperature water. You have to guzzle all of the water at once in one or two swigs. Don't plan on going on anywhere but stay at home because it comes on like a freight train. It will clean you out and you will feel fresh and clean.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 18, 2015 3:59 AM
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that sounds really dangerous
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 18, 2015 5:08 AM
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1. take a dump. 2. stay 10 min longer than usual and press that shit out. 3. go into the shower 4. unwind the shower head and squat 5. douche your ass with the hose (don't fill your ass up with too much water - medium pressure, medium temperature, hold for 3 sec) 6. squirt the residue shit out (if you're on a balanced healthy diet, there shouldn't be much coming out of there) 7. repeat approx. 3-5 times 8. do your normal shower ritual 9. before leaving the shower, do one squirt so that there won't be any water during sex 10. wash your ass with soap.
enjoy.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 20, 2015 2:26 PM
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I was backed up and did that salt water thing two days in a row...fucking nothing. Does not work.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 20, 2015 2:29 PM
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Its a lot simpler than you guys make it out to be. Just douche. Refill the bottle, and douche again. If what comes out is clear, you're good. Allow 20 minutes before the hookup to make sure you are empty.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 20, 2015 4:54 PM
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I wonder if r119 has exploded yet...
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 20, 2015 11:58 PM
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If you douche before you go out, then you have dinner, go clubbing & bring a guy home, how do you know you'll be clean
The way it sounds is you have to douvhe minutes before the act
by Anonymous | reply 122 | May 21, 2015 5:14 AM
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Its better to douche before the act, not before dinner, some people digest quite fast, especially dairy.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 3, 2015 9:35 PM
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You are one bunch of crazy manholes to bump this ancient thread.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 3, 2015 9:45 PM
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Surprise Anal! LOL. Remember that hilarious video of the one twink who gets surprised and then shouts, "Good morning!" LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 4, 2015 4:12 PM
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I douche 30 minutes beforehand with a solution of Comet and lemon juice.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 4, 2015 4:18 PM
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Many posters here are heavy-set, so douching prior tomanal is a MUST for them.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 4, 2015 4:28 PM
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