Seth reminds me of the boyfriend of Jeff Lewis...Flipping Out.
Would love to read some slash fiction about Seth and Josh Meyers. The thought of those two sucking and fucking each other, and sharing boyfriends, is fucking hot!!
I'm sure Seth has sucked a cock or two in his day. Not sure he's packing much, though. That wouldn't change a thing for me, though, if ever given a shot at him. Just seeing that pretty mouth wrapped around my dick would send me into ecstasy.
Seth opened the door, sat down and checked his phone for messages. One from Josh. Said he was coming to visit for the weekend and wanted to crash.
"Well, this weekend could turn out to be more fun that I thought."
Josh showed up Friday nightat the studio just as rehearsals were winding down. The two brothers went for a quick bite and a few beers afterwards and then headed home.
"Well, big bro, let's not waste any time," teased Josh while running his fingers on the back of Seth's earlobes. He always loved that almost as much as the feel of Josh's warm tongue on his nipples.
Seth felt Josh's hardon pressing into his butt through his jeans. His dick got quickly hard.
Both brothers turned toward each other, breathing deeply and gazed into each others eyes. Words were no longer necessary.
Seth was the first to go for Josh's zipper. He quickly unleashed his brother's 7 inch hardon and buried his face into his lush light brown pubes.
(to be continued)
What do you know about him and Paul Reubens r17 (other than his part in the stage version of Pee-wee's Playhouse).
"Easy there, big bro! Andy's not here!"
"Don't make me laugh! I have serious business down here!"
They loved sharing the laugh, though, since they both had shared many threesomes with Andy Samberg, and Samberg was a horny devil, practically ripping the guys' clothes off and devouring their hungry cocks. If anyone deserved the title "cockhound," it was Andy Samberg. Not a male SNL cast member, host or musician was safe from his voracious sexual appetite. He and Justin Timberlake had hosted some unforgettable gay orgies, particularly the week Jon Hamm hosted. Samberg and Timberlake practically tore each other's eyes out reaching for Hamm's gigantic cock. Fortunately, there was plenty to go around.
After a few minutes of leaning back and enjoying his big brother's tongue action on his rock hard cock, Josh sat up and reach for Seth's zipper. A quick adjustment and they were both in 69 position. Josh eagerly swallowed Seth's pulsating 8-1/2 inches.
It didn't take them long to both shoot simultaneously into each other's mouths. They knew each other's bodies intimately, because they had been doing this since Josh first hit puberty at 11.
(to be continued)
"God, I love my big brother," purred Josh as he nuzzled his head into Seth's chest. Seth cradled Josh in his arms and kissed the top of his dark blond head.
"Joshie, I have a surprise for you."
"Spill it, bitch! You know I hate secrets!"
"I heard Ike's back in town."
That was a sore point for Josh. He and Ike had been a committed couple for more than 5 years and had broken up in an emotional split a little over a year earlier.
"Oh, really? And so what?"
"I called him earlier and asked him to come over tonight."
Josh didn't know how to respond. He hadn't spoken to Ike since their split, but he still loved Ike deeply. Ike was far more than a fuck buddy, Josh thought this was the real thing, and that he had found his life partner. He loved Ike so much that he wanted Ike to experience sex with his big brother, and so they did and enjoyed unforgettable threesomes with Seth whenever Seth would visit them in LA. He loved being double-teamed by the two men he loved most.
Just then they heard the buzzer, indicating someone was downstairs. Seth got up to buzz Ike up. They both quickly dressed.
Just a minute or two later, there was a strong knock at the door. (To be continued)
This is enough to turn the strongest supporter of us gays into a raging rethuglican.
the conservatives won't have to kill us off. our own idiots will do the job for them.
Seth Meyers was in a serious relationship with Rashida Jones for a couple years, but I always thought he was in love with Amy Poehler. I'm surprised he hasn't dumped his girlfriend for her yet.
R22/23/24/26/27 GET HELP!!
Yes, you're right, R28. Speculating that someone might be gay is the ultimate insult, because homosexuality is so dirty and disgusting that any straight guy would change his political loyalties based on someone even thinking he might be gay.
Or else, go somewhere and buy yourself a sense of humor.
"Hi, Ike - great to see you, dude!" said Seth.
Ike and Josh exchanged glances and Josh looked down.
"Hey, Boo, it's been a long time," Ike said tentatively.
Josh looked up at Ike. The look of pent-up longing and pain spoke volumes. Ike moved towards him. They suddenly embraced with a violent intensity. Josh started sobbing uncontrollably.
Seth knew these two needed privacy, so he slipped quietly out the door. Once out on the street, he phoned his friend Taran Killam, one of the younger generation SNL cast members.
"Taran, dude, what's up?"
Taran and Seth first met when Seth was still dating Rashida Jones. That was a very serious relationship, and one that Seth thought would work out. But when Rashida got wind of Seth's "extracurricular" activities with guys, she broke it off quickly. Taran was his first fling after Rashida, but though the sex was good, it hadn't gone much beyond fuck-buddy status. Still, Taran was a reliable fuck when he was feeling horny. Tonight was one of those nights.
"Sure, I'll be right there. Yeah, I'm just a couple of blocks away now."
(to be continued)
Ryan and Bradley are known to be best friends, you do the math.
You better stop now, R32 -
Taran Killam is recently married to Coby Smulders of "How I Met Your Mother"
Taran let Seth in as soon as he buzzed outside.
"Is Coby here?"
Coby was Taran's wife. They had been recently married. She knew going into the marriage that Taran occasionally dabbled in the mansex, but seemed to be OK with it. She had gone for the weekend to be with her ailing mother.
"Nah, she's away for the weekend. The coast is clear." Taran winked at Seth.
"Are you sure it's OK?," Seth asked.
"Sure, I told Coby that I might be doing this kind of thing from time to time, but that I would always practice safe sex. She's cool with it. So ease up, buddy, and drop those pants!"
Taran unzipped Seth's jeans and grabbed his dick, which was already quickly getting hard. He didn't waste any time wrapping his full, ruby-red lips around Seth's thick uncut cock.
"God, I love seeing your pretty face with my cock in it!"
Taran briefly took Seth's cock out of his mouth. "Well, what are you wasting time chattering about? You've got two lips, too, don't you?"
Seth took the hint and pulled Taran down to the floor and got them in 69 position. He unbuttoned the pajama bottoms Taran had on and wrapped his mouth around the younger man's throbbing dick, which though only six inches, was thick and rock hard.
(to be continued)
"Seth, I want you to fuck me. Rough."
Taran hadn't been fucked in a couple of months, and though he enjoyed a healthy sex life with his wife, who even willingly donned a strap-on dildo to fulfill Taran's desires, it wasn't the same as a hot, throbbing real-live eight and a half inch cock.
"Shit, I forgot to bring the condoms. I had to leave in a bit of a hurry."
"No prob. Coby bought me a large supply to remind me always to be safe."
Taran came back with a large bowl filled with condoms of various colors. He picked one and quickly unwrapped it and lovingly fit it over Seth's now-throbbing cock, which was dripping with pre-cum.
"Got any lube?"
"Don't worry, cowboy. I lubed up before you came."
They both laughed. Seth knew how much Taran, though he was basically straight, loved getting fucked.
Seth eased his big cock into Taran's full, plump ass. Taran had put on a few pounds since they first met, but Seth actually kind of liked the extra padding, even finding Taran's love handles kind of a turn-on.
"Fuck me, daddy! Ooh, yeah, big boy, that feels great! Fuck me harder!"
Seth obliged and started pounding him with all the force he had. Taran could no longer speak, but was just grunting with pure animal pleasure.
"You like that, pussy boy? Do you like my big dick in your fat little ass?"
Seth knew how much Taran loved the dirty talk, so he was kind of pouring it on.
"Oh, God, I'm gonna shoot my wad."
When Seth saw Taran's hard little cock shooting ropes of cum, reaching to his pretty Irish face, that drove him to orgasm, even though this would be his third orgasm in 24 hours (he had jerked off int he men's room that afternoon at the studio).
Seth screamed when he came, it was that powerful.
"Damn, I love your tight ass, even though it's getting a little fleshy down there."
"Yeah, I know I've put on some weight. Coby's an incredible cook, and she's been feeding me a little too much."
"Don't worry about it. Turns me on."
Just then Taran's phone rang. After a couple of minutes of conversation, he said to Seth, "That was Coby. She's coming back unexpectedly and wanted to give me fair warning, in case I had any 'visitors'."
"Well, the girl has great timing. 30 seconds earlier and we both would have been robbed of a great orgasm. Well, I guess I'd better head for the ranch."
"OK, stud. But remember, you're welcome any time. And I mean ANY time."
They shared a brief kiss, and then Seth left.
"Wonder what Romeo and Julio are up to?" Seth thought to himself.
(to be continued)
Seth called Josh's cell.
"That you, big bro? Come on home, we've kissed and made up."
Seth could hear them both giggling. He knew that the "making up" involved much more than kissing.
"OK - are you sure I won't be in the way?"
"Not at all. Come on home."
When Seth got home, the lights were out in the living room, but he could see the lights on from the bedroom.
"We're back here. Come on in."
Seth opened the bedroom door, and saw them both in bed, cuddling. They appeared to be naked.
"We're back together again, Seth. I am so happy I can't stand it!"
"I'm so happy for you, Josh. And you, too, Ike."
"Seth, I promised Ike something special. He wanted to be fucked while fucking another guy. The only one I'll let fuck my man is ME."
"So you want me to be the bottom?"
Seth had let Josh fuck him a few times, but basically he was a top. And besides, Ike Barenholtz had a huge cock - 7-1/2 inches long and beercan thick. He wasn't sure he was up for this.
"Yes, Taran called so we know you dropped a load with him tonight, so you've been elected to be Ike's bottom tonight. Better lube up!"
Josh and Ike giggled like two evil kids.
"OK, you two, but Ike please go slow. I don't want to end up in the emergency ward!"
And so ended another Seth Meyers sex-filled weekend.
Bradley Cooper & Ryan Reynolds
The thought of Seth Meyers sucking a dick just makes me tingle.
Ever since Andy Samberg's departure, the sexual chemistry on the SNL hadn't been the same. Seth tired of the weekly orgies that Andy had hosted, yet he had to admit that he got to sample a lot of grade-A celebrity cock and ass at those orgies. This fall had been a "dry spell" so far as celebrities were concerned.
The first inkling that this week would be different was the first day of rehearsal with Jeremy Renner. That was usually a fairly relaxed day of meet and greet, and pitching sketch ideas to the new hosts. Renner, from the moment he entered the room, was obviously filled with raw, male sexuality, and he made no effort to hide who was the intended target of that sexual energy: Seth Meyers.
Seth was flattered, of course, but didn't return the overtures at first. Renner really wasn't his type. He liked the pretty boys as a rule, and Renner, though sexy as fuck, couldn't be described as "handsome." Plus he came off as quite arrogant, a little cocksure. Seth liked his partners pliant and submissive.
As it turned out, Seth would learn, once again, not to judge a book by its cover.
(to be continued)
Fangirl fiction about real people is never not an embarrassment.
First day of rehearsals went well, except for one sketch which Seth hated and knew needed to be fixed or replaced. He huddled with his writing staff afterwards. Someone was prodding his shoulder. He turned around and saw Jeremy Renner.
“Seth, may I have a word with you, bro?”
“Sure, Jeremy. I need about ten minutes to finish up here with these guys. Why don’t you go up and wait in my office? There’s a bar there and you can make yourself a drink.”
“Sounds good. See you soon, bro.”
Ten minutes soon became forty and Seth had forgotten about Renner. He headed back to his office to get his coat. When he opened the door he saw Renner sprawled out on the sofa with a shit-eating grin.
“Sorry I kept you waiting so long, Jeremy. I ended up as referee to my writing staff.”
“Yeah, I’ve heard about your staff.”
That was such a groaningly obvious double entendre that led Seth to the conclusion that Renner must have had quite a bit to drink. A quick glance to the bar showed a half-empty bottle of Scotch.
“Yeah, your staff is the talk of the coast, bro.”
Seth tried his best to keep things on a professional basis.
“Yes, I’m pretty proud of my writers.”
“Not that staff. You know what I mean. I hear you’re packing serious meat, bro, and I’d like to sample some of that for myself. My ass is begging for a good fucking and I hear you’re just the man.”
“Come now, Jeremy. You’ve had a bit too much to drink.”
“Fuck that shit. Three drinks is nothing to me. I know what I want, and I want you to pull out your big cock and fuck my mouth and ass, and treat me like the little bitch I am.”
Damn! The little prick was making it difficult. Seth turned away, trying to think of how he was going to handle this, but his cock was quickly getting hard. He loved this kind of dirty talk and Renner was pushing all the right buttons.
“Yeah, that’s right, big boy. I know you’ve got the goods and I want you to use them on me. Dominate me. Master me. Fuck the holy shit out of me. Treat me like the total bitch you know I am.”
With that, Seth locked the door and Renner quickly jumped up to unzip Seth’s pants.
“Holy shit, bro!! They weren’t lying when they said you were hung like a horse!! Ram that thing down my throat!”
“Shut up, bitch, and take my dick now.”
Renner eagerly grabbed Seth’s cock and swallowed it. He wasn’t quite able to take all 8-1/2 inches at first, so Seth roughly grasped his hair and pushed his head forward until he had swallowed the whole thing. Renner reared back, choking after the sudden ingestion of the huge cock. Seth slapped him sharply.
“What’s the matter, you little cocksucker? I thought this was what you wanted!”
“Yes, sir. Please let me try again.”
“OK, bitch, but don’t disappoint me. Take my dick, ALL of it!”
Seth pushed Renner’s head down on his cock again. This time Renner was able to take the whole thing.
“Alright, bitch, that’s enough! I don’t want to cum in your mouth. I want to cum in your ass. Strip down, bitch. Now!!”
Renner practically threw off his clothes. In a matter of seconds, he stood completely naked in front of Seth, while Seth was still clothed, his engorged hardon jutting from his jeans. Renner’s dick was smallish, about five inches, but was hard as a rock and stood straight up. His body was lean, his chest sprinkled with hair. His medium brown pubes were completely natural, but not overly hairy. His ass was small but muscular.
“Get on the sofa and kneel, facing the wall.”
“Alright, bitch, I’m gonna fuck you without lube. Do you have a problem with that?”
“No, sir!! Please fuck me now, sir!!”
Seth spit into his hand and rubbed it on Jeremy’s pulsating hole. He spit again and rubbed it on his cock. He eased the huge head of his cock into Renner’s hole and very slowly pushed in. He knew that even for a hungry bottom like Jeremy Renner, that a huge cock like his could do serious damage, so he was patient waiting for Jeremy to slowly relax enough to admit his whole cock. Once he was all the way in, he grabbed Renner by the hair and pulled his head back sharply.
“You ready for the ride of your life, bitch?”
“Oh, yes, daddy!! Please give it to me!”
“Shut up bitch!! Stop talking!! I just want to hear you squeal with delight.”
Renner’s ass was so hot and his sphincter muscles so tight on his cock that he had to be careful not to cum too quickly. So he started thrusting slowly, then fast and hard. When he felt himself close to the edge, he would stop and slap Renner’s ass.
“That feel good, bitch?”
“Yes, sir!! Fantastic, sir!”
And so he continued, alternating periods of slow thrusting with hard, violent thrusts and sharp slaps on Renner’s ass. After a few minutes of this, he decided it was time.
“Alright, bitch, get ready, because I’m going to fill your insides with my load.”
That was all Renner needed to drive him to the edge. He screamed as he shot his load all over Seth’s sofa cushion.
Seth pulled his cock out.
“Turn over bitch, I want to cum on your face!”
Renner turned over and quickly put his face near Seth’s pulsating cock. Seth jacked off several strokes and then screamed with delight as big, thick ropes of his cum burst forth from his cock and violently splattered across Jeremy Renner’s face. Renner was trying to catch as much as he could on his tongue, but the load was too huge for that. His face, his ears, his hair were all covered in thick, viscous ejaculate.
“Damn, Jeremy! You look sexy as hell like that! I haven’t cum in three days, so that load was bigger than usual.”
“Just the way I like it, sir. I hope there’s more where that came from.”
Seth smiled, because he knew this week was going to be even more fun than his job usually was, and he loved his job.
Seth is NOT gay. Gays are funny.
He's not gay because when your in Saturday Night Live, you HAVE to be heteroflexible because of all the gay-like things they do...
So that's what spam is....
No, R44, that's what *sperm* is.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waiter.
He is not gay, he's dating Alexi Ashe, duh! what straight men can't support gay marriage?!