I think he looks decent. His hair might be a little too blond, but he looks good, and I'm proud of him for doing something that must have taken guts. Sure, it took him a while to do it, but give him credit for doing it.
R1 you're doing it all wrong.
You can't just be contrary to the OP, you have to be insultingly bitchier.
Why doesn't Chaz Bono buy herself a boner? How does she walk into the men's pisser with a woman's thingy? Can't drain the dragon in a urinal with a lady's muffin and no dragon.
Also, Chaz Bono thinks she is a dude... but has a real pussy. So if a moe fucked her, would he use his pussy? Would it still be gay?
In the top photo, he looks like Perez Hilton's father. In the bottom photo, that looks like a pink maternity blouse.
When will his book be released?
He looks okay, except for the hair.
wonder if his ex son in law Nick ever fuck him?
Yum heard Nick's got a huge cock
Was the wife Latina? I think JS showed up to some Latino awards show and the wife really looks Mexican to me.
"Once More Into the Bleach: The Joe Simpson Story". Starring David Caruso as Joe Simpson. Next. On Lifetime.
lol no no no no Joe. That new hairstyle makes him look like ugly old ass David Letterman...
While some agree that he "looks ridiculous" on his own, it must really be over the top when he's with that male model.
Or a 70 year old version of Greg Kinnear after a particularly bad encounter with a hairdresser.
I'm sure OP will be sooooo hot at middle age. NOT!! Die in a grease fire bitch!
55 is only middle age if you plan on living 'til 110. He's 2/3 age.
No offense, but isn't this just typical just coming out of the closet when you're old behavior?
17-25 - is the slut phase and the experimenting with fashion and style phase.
26-30 - the dating/focus on career phase
31- 34 - the 'I think I want to be partnered' phase
35-45 - Gay mid life
46 - No one cares
Joe, like many other late in life comer outers, is trying to cycle through the phases at lightening speed.
I guess we can safely assume R14 is a senior citizen with dyed blond hair, a wardrobe woefully inappropraite to his age, and his "lover" is a starving college student named Wyeth. No doubt, they've had a very deep, meaningful affair since meeting. . .two Friday nights ago.
You're probably right on target, r17.
Look at Joe Simpson in the bottom photo with filthy, sloppy, baggy jeans (worn at the knees) and a pink maternity blouse, unbuttoned half-way down. Then look at what Nick Lachey is wearing in the same photo.
Simpson is a mess. Is that yellow outfit his tribute to Justin Bieber?
What courage? He milked all he could out of his fake marriage and his daughters. And now he's like any other man: dating someone years younger and looking ridiculous. And thinking that of course the younger person isn't there because of his money. He should just say, "I bought me a whore."
I don't mind him dating someone younger but IT SHOULDN'T BE SOMEONE YOUNGER THAN YOUR OWN KIDS!!!! WTF Joe that is gross. Couldn't he have found a 30 something? They can still be hot.
The hair looks awful, but other than that I think he is a goodlooking guy! I'd let him be my "daddy"
he's old enough to be his new piece's granddaddy.
Good for Joe! He looks great, and he's got a seriously hot twink boyfriend!
Hey, you only live once!
I think he just looks sort of British.
I'm lovin' this! Didn't see this one coming, no sir! Scandal!
OK, I don't know much about this guy or his family but did he actually come out or is it just rumors?
Not saying he isn't gay but is it "officially" confirmed or is it just his ridiculous looks?
I have read he was a preacher,what did he preach about homosexuality, acceptance? condemnation? anyone know?
Wasn't he a Bush supporter too?
Go head Papa Joe do you and get that dick !
Is Joe a top or a bottom?
Is Joe cut or uncut?
Does Joe have a hairy hole?
Does Joe make out with his boytoy to Jessica or Ashley's music?
I love how all the sanctimonious mofos come out of the woodwork when this happens as if nobody has ever chickenhawked their way round town. Or dyed their hair.
What's the fuss about?
No we haven't, R36. Sorry your life is so pathetic, though.
[quote]he's got a seriously hot twink boyfriend!
Hot? That's what anyone would consider hot? You can't be serious.
At least with some other old rich guys, they had better taste in the boyfriends they bought. Karl Lagerfeld had Baptiste Giabiconi and Calvin Klein had Nick Gruber.
Joe Simpson came up with a girleen who looks to be about 14 and could teach Jessica and Ashlee how to be more feminine. With all his money Joe needs to buy a guy who can give him more bang for his bucks.
[quote]Joe that is gross. Couldn't he have found a 30 something? They can still be hot.
He probably doesn't feel confident enough at this point, to handle a 30 something.
Hot Twink Boyfriend???? He's one set of high heels, eye liner, and a frilly blouse away from being Jessica Simpson!!!!
What's ridiculous is the 21 year old boyfriend. Seriously. If I was Jessica, I'd be pissed that my dadager is squandering all his dadager money on some twink hustler.
Why R41? I will never understand people who get upset about who someone else is dating or who is or isn't a hustler.
Because it's ridiculous, R42, particularly when he's some big closet case Christaholic, like Simpson.
He's always had a very Suze Ormanish look to him. Whenever I see "straight" middle aged men choose to look like that, it screams gay to me. I mostly mean that hair color/style with the really bright teeth.
Has he officially come out yet, and no, I don't mean because of the offending picture?
He was always an attractive man and I wouldn't be surprised to see him become a part of the Velvet Mafia.
He definitely has NOT officially come out yet. So far it's been denial denial denial.
If he was preaching homophobia back in the day, I hope he does something to atone for it.
I just searched Google news and there's no denial from him that I can find. The alleged boytoy has denied according to one headline.
That haircut gives him serious horse-face. Cant wait to see his next photo-op.....leather pants or skinny jeans I wonder.
Does he count as gay, if hes dating a boy who could be deadringer for Ashley with a little makeup??? Joe is just a little confused I think. And possibly incestously inclined.
There should be a law that it is illegal to all of a sudden decide you are a cocksucker after the age of 40. If you made it that long living a lie then you are forced to continue it until death. We don't need you on our team, Joe.
I can actually understand that point of view R49, but progress is being made, I think.
20 years ago I would imagine a man like Joe Simpson would never have come out of the closet.
It's important to be accepting so that the time will come when every person can feel free to be who they are without shame.
LOL R38 "girleen"
and LOL R40
Somewhere Nick Lacey is cackling with glee that he is out of that mess.
"There should be a law that it is illegal to all of a sudden decide you are a cocksucker after the age of 40"
I seriously doubt he "decided" to be gay after 40. I'm sure he knew he liked dick since he was a young man, he just spent most of his life lying about it and hiding it.
He's still a lying queen if he's still in the closet so no need for accolades yet. (Even so, GLAAD will probably give him an award.)
This reminds me of the McGreevy crap, the whole "I am a gay American" pile of manure and the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team.
"This reminds me of the McGreevy crap, the whole "I am a gay American" pile of manure and the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team."
You must be a Republican if you are repeating that line about how he resigned to avoid prosecution. You can still prosecute someone after they resign from their job. Republicans also lied and said he made Golan Cipel into a Homeland Security Director even though New Jersey didn't even have its own Homeland Security Advisor. Republicans are retarded.
[quote]the accolades everyone gave to that lying slug who resigned to avoid prosecution, everyone acting as if he were Harvey Milk, taking one for the team.
EVERYONE loves McGreevy. EVERYONE hates Trump. EVERYONE loves Glee. EVERYONE loves Matthew Bomer. EVERYONE hates Gwyneth Paltrow. EVERYONE loves Obama.
There's no in-between according to the "everyone" moron.
Yes, R56, DL is the home of fair and balanced reports, people citing percentages instead of using hyperbolic phrases like "everyone." You're just a selective, "it's only hyperbole if someone else does it" queen. So come down off your high horse.
IS EVERYONE GAY?!?!?!?!
[quote]IS EVERYONE GAY?!?!?!?!
Ask r57. He's the genius in charge of EVERYONE this week.
He looks like a creepy fair Robert Redford or that dude from Scooby Doo.
Both that guy from Scooby-doo and Redford had the side swoop bangs. Joe is going for a modern (much too young for him) look
He used to have regular "golf dates" with a young hunk
Joe feels like chicken tonight
If Joe Simpson likes chicken, how does differentiate him from EVERY single other middle-aged man in show business? Christ, they ALL want their trophy wives, whether they're gay or straight!!
According to one source, the final nail in Jessica Simpson's parents' marriage was a bundle of photos.
Not one to keep mum, a source has revealed:
"Joe got busted after Tina found some modeling pictures of Bryce in her home. They were taken in and around the house and she was suspicious because she didn’t have a clue who the boy was."
If they ping, it means something.
R9, you mean Jessica's mom? Well judging by the old Ashlee, it's possible.
The National Enquirer interviewed a male escort he had sex with
Apparently, Joe was really horny and good in bed
I read about it at radaronline.com
He still hasn't denied it. At least he's no John Travolta.
Joe's not a bad looking guy, but that haircut would look stupid on a twenty year old.
and yes, I think the One Direction boys look like they have their wigs on backwards.
Dude, that sucks that he looks so old at 55. I totally can't relate. I'm 66 y/o and I'm still mistaken for 19. When I head out in my skinny jeans and A&F shirt, all the young twinks hit on me, but I gotta turn 'em down because I prefer my str8-acting bros.
I feel for him and others that look their age.
He looks fine.
Lol he's hideous!
An eldergay trying to look young.
Does anyone know if he was against gays when he was preacher
He must have been. Though he was a youth minister so his primary job was too preach abstinence and purity to teenagers.
Now he's denying the gay rumors....
It's easy to deny gayness when you're Bi (or think you are). It isn't a lie to say outright, "I'm not gay."
good theory r78
According to radar online, he wanted to open a male modeling agency or start a boy band.
Looks like he was trying to surround himself with cute guys
r80 - Lou Pearlman 2: Electric Boogaloo
He's gross. Let him be straight.
[quote]Does anyone know if he was against gays when he was preacher
If I have things straight he was a Baptist preacher and so the answer would sadly be yes.
Can someone please make this into a thread? It's hilarious DL gold, the jokes will just write themselves, people:
South African arrested with 'nephew's genitals in his wallet'