THE CANYONS teaser trailer with LINDSAY LOHAN and JAMES DEEN

Written by Bret Easton Ellis, directed by Paul Schrader:

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• what was serous called this James Deen while he fucked girl "hidden" style. That shit was hot. Somone has to know.

  JD

• Could you translate that into English please, R1?

• pretty(HIV)positive that Bret Easton Ellis aka Fat Pasty Fucker started this thread. He wanted to have a threesome with Michael and me. Go munch on Sa-man-tha Ronson the ugly Ronson.

  Dina%20Lohan

• Bret Easton Ellis has had a thing for James Deen for a while, yes?

• Seems hilariously awful, lol

• The credits better credit cocaine.

• "James Deen", lol.

• Did he film the entire movie in Instagram?

• I want to see it...I want to see if GVS can act. I have a feeling that both GVS and Ellis had Keanu, too bad they could not get a Keanu look alike in the film. I don't think Deen is that attractive.

• I wonder when it will be released, or if it will be released. LL isn't exactly a hot property.

• Another shitty direct-to-DVD (unintentionally) camp trash awful bit of cinema. Why the overdone faux-retro look with scratchy film effect, fonts and music, yet a modern setting with cell phones? Faux-Tarantino-esque? Glad to see you've gotten your $18 worth for incessantly hawking your sad "projects," Brett. Go snort some more coke like a good little addict.

  Leonard%20Pinth%20Garnell

• If it's that bad, why are you so angry? You should be getting a good laugh.

• NYT article on this was grotesque. One because the production is so lo-ball and the people attached to it are such a mess. Two because the NYT is now chasing pervy, trashy "youth" stories like everybody else.

• "why are you so angry?" You're confusing smug dismissal as anger. Stop projecting.

  L.P.G.