The difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you're nuts.
I feel both
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
Are you playing at any local comedy clubs, OP?
Every time you forget to use a serial comma, God kills a puppy.
All very well & good, OP, but apostrophes are punctuation, not grammar.
Important point, nevertheless. And funny.
And many people are woefully ignorant of the function of apostrophes r5. The usual stupidity is "thinking" that plural nouns require apostrophes, unless the indication is possessive. Its is the possessive of a neuter noun. It's is the contraction of it is, yet it is shocking how many don't realize the difference.
Are those quotation marks meant to be ironic, R6?
My old man said his head hurts and I told him he needs to practice more (or maybe get more experience).