"I did not suck off 17 sailors. It was a soccer team."
Yeah!, well who did then!!?
The lady doth...
This always struck me as odd anyway. Seventeen loads could, what, fill a pint glass or two, tops?
My local paper printed the "rumor" as an actual news story.
Rod Stewart was interviewed about this once - the interviewer was very squeamish about broaching the subject. Rod supposedly started laughing uproariously and mentioned that he must have been on his knees for days working over more than a hundred guys to make up the infamous "quart of cum" that was pumped from his stomach.
Rod had a great sense of humor about it. I tend to believe he is straight or mostly straight and the rumor is just that.
Rod's 1000-load weekend
There's a gun to your head: You must a) get sucked off by Rod Stewart or b) listen to his greatest hits collection in its' entirety.
I think I would take the fucking bullet.
I always assumed that the song 'First Cut Is the Deepest' was Rod signaling that the first of the sailors was cut and was a tonsil wrecker.
In my little town the rumor was that he sucked off Mick Jagger.