What did you have for lunch today?

I had a 1/4 cup of tuna mixed with a teaspoon of olive oil mayo, wrapped in a romaine lettuce leaf. And a cup of green tea.

• Well, I had 1/2 a baby carrot and two sips of chicken broth.

• Chorizo and egg burrito, and a cup of coffee.

• Why are you people so obsessed with food that you want to know what strangers had for lunch?

• R3, why are you such an insufferable cunt?

• You sound fat, OP.

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• I had two black beans and 10 grains of quinoa.

• No, R2 sounds fat, if his choice of lunch is any indication.

  OP

• I'm on a liquid diet, given the prolapse.

  20 something NYC whore

• PB&J

• mandingo sausage generously greased with lots of mayo and saved some for dinner too!

• lap sausage with white gravy. mmmmm.

• 2 Filets o' Fish 1 Large Fries 1 Apple Pie with a side of Vanilla Ice Cream 1 Large Diet Coke

• Big helping of black beans and rice, leftover from dinner last night.

• 3/4 cup of plain instant oatmeal 1 cup blueberries Raw broccoli with 1/2 tablespoon fat free ranch for dipping

• Why bother with the Diet Coke, R12?

• Approximately 3 Tablespoons of jizz.

• R15, we'll make you the Rose Nylund of the thread.

• Bowl of Cheerios, bottle of Vitamin Water, Vodka Tonic, and a Vicodin.

• A can of thai chili tuna with crackers, a banana, two cups of coffee with cream, an orange tootsie pop.

• A cigarette and juice, in a glass set in a bowl of ice.

  Bette%20Davis

• It'll be all over soon, Mrs. Romn...er, R18. Then you can go back to your horses.

• Chicken Piccata

• OP is sanctimonious.

• OP's low carbing!

• I had the Red Flannel Hash. Delicious!

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• a #7.

• That sounds delish, r25. I love beets in hash.

• Oxtail stew, rice and beans, salad and pineapple for dessert.

• Salad, orange, and coffee.

• Gin and regret.

• Oh, Christ OP, are you back!?

• Toast with peanut butter, cottage cheese, a honeycrisp apple, and black tea. All organic.

• Egg salad sandwich on sourdough toast and a regular coke.

• I did not eat anything.

• Half a cup of cottage cheese and a coffee with cream and sugar.

• I had 2 laxatives that I gulped down with half a glass of water. Followed by that I filled myself up to finish the day with a plate of air.

• I splurged. I had a whole tic tac

  RuPaul

• 10 crackers with butter, and a bottle of water. A small piece of flour-less chocolate cake with no sugar.

• I chewed a bean sprout and licked the condensation from a cold can of diet soda.

• How ascetic of the OP.

• Squash soup with cumin, curry, plain yogurt and pumpkin seeds to garnish. Some of you bitches seem to be confusing lunch with breakfast.

• Tom kha (coconut milk) soup w/shrimp, pineapple-chicken rice. Have been on a major Thai food bend lately. What's the healthiest Thai food?

• About 25 rotini in homemade sauce.

• Two small pepperoni sticks. Vitamin water. Piece of sugar-free gum for dessert.

• cereal

• Earrings Caftans Gin Regret

• A veggie frittata with a cup of corn chowder, water on the side.

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• Omg...most of the posters on this thread must be fucking starving to death. How can you people survive on those measly portions? Are you in prison or something? And the CHOICE of foods that you people are eating. GROSS! Quinoa? Veggie fritata? Fucking nasty. I swear, if I had lunch with any of you, I'd be bored to fucking tears. A meal should be savored and enjoyed, and full of variety and fun. You people are pathetic.

• A fish taco. I was really craving one.

  A%20Straight%20Guy

• A salad with 4 crackers. I went to a Farmers Market after lunch and bought pumpkin pie almonds and ate the whole bag of them. Delicious!

• I ate some Candy

  Forced%20CNN%20employee

• Weed and mango iced tea.

• A grilled Chicken Burrito with about 5 tortilla chips, I feel like a fat pig next to everyone on here.

• I feasted on last night's leftover brisket.. That was caught in between my teeth. Followed by a Tictac

• 1/8 of a Life Saver. Sugar free.

• broiled miso cod, edamame with rice noodles, and sauteed zucchini, squash, and red peppers. mint tea to finish the meal.

• sesame noodles, sliced avocado, sliced fresh pear on a bed of watercress

• eggs, toast, cottage cheese, sunflower seeds and CHOCOLATE OATMEAL!

  Because that's how I roll, BITCH!

• This thread will give the fatties shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks!

  Heather

• J'adore pretentious queens like R56 and R57. They just can't help themselves, can they? Much the same as Gwyneth Paltrow.

• Spicy pumpkin soup, a slice of wholewheat bread, a cereal bar and a cup of PG Tips.

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• R48, there's usually lots of variety in a vegetable frittata. I make them with whatever's around, which generally includes onions, garlic, tomatoes, mushrooms, spinach or broccoli, & Parmesan.

• Clearly there wasn't enough mercury in OP's tuna to roll back the syphilis dementia.

• This thread is like Facebook without the pictures!

• Let's not give WM any ideas, R64 -- don't want those pictures back!

• Today is fried chicken and macaroni & cheese day at the office cafeteria! If I was as hung up on food as the OP, I seriously wouldn't bother eating. How could two bites of tunafish wrapped in a leaf be a satisfying lunch? And why is that worthy of posting/starting a thread? OP, do you have an eating disorder or are you just very ignorant when it comes to diet and nutrition?

• Hummus and grilled veggies in a pita with some popcorn, eating it now and it is great.

• Fresh spinach with sliced apple, crumbled blue cheese and light raspberry vinaigrette dressing. Simple and delish.

• Beef Kaprow (Beef Basil) with Thai iced tea. Yum!

• Restaurant of my childhood in San Diego provided the following diet for people like OP: Low Calorie Diet MONDAY Breakfast - Weak tea Lunch - One bouillon cube, half cup diluted water. Dinner - One pigeon thigh, 3 ounces prune juice (gargle only). TUESDAY Breakfast - Scraped crumbs of one slice of burnt toast. Lunch - One doughnut hole without sugar, one glass of dehydrated water. Dinner - One fish egg - shad or sturgeon (minced). WEDNESDAY Breakfast - Shredded egg shell skin. Lunch - Belly button from navel orange. Dinner - Three eyes from Irish potato (diced). THURSDAY Breakfast - Half ounce strained unflavored Jello with one peeled grape. Lunch - Half dozen poppy seeds. Dinner - Bees' knees and mosquito knuckles sauteed in vinegar. FRIDAY Breakfast - Two broiled Lobster antenna. Lunch - One Guppy fin with lemon and pepper. Dinner - Filet of soft shelled crab claw. SATURDAY Breakfast - Four chopped banana seeds. Lunch - Broiled butterfly liver. Dinner - Jelly fish vertebrae a la Roost. SUNDAY Breakfast - Pickled hummingbird tongues. Lunch - Prime ribs of tadpole and aroma of empty custard pie plate. Dinner - Tossed paprika and clover leaf (one). Note: All meals to be eaten under microscope to discourage taking extra helpings.

• Homemade chickpea dip with whole grain pita, romaine salad with fresh papaya, low-cal spinach&onion quiche, and a cookie with black coffee.

• Thai Basil Chicken and sweet ice tea.

• Craisins in the sun.

• A polish dish of carmelized onion, cabbage and noodles Baked pumpkin with butter, home made apple sauce.

• a post workout scramble: a cup of cooked brown rice 2 garlic cloves, shitake mushrooms and a dry farmed tomato sauteed in butter and olive oil 4 eggs scrambled w/olive oil and hot sauce cheddar style goat cheese cracked pepper dash of apple cider vinegar during sauteing ...and it was HEAVEN!

  Benny%20Vista

• I thought of the OP and the starving orphans of Darfur when I ate my lunch of fried chicken, macaroni & cheese with a nice crispy topping of baked breadcrumbs and string beans. I ate it with gusto and enjoyed every greasy, salty, crispy, juicy and cheesy bite. Food is meant to be savored and enjoyed.

• Am so glad to hear that you cooked your brown rice, Benny. Sounds like r76 fed at the trough rather than "savored and enjoyed".

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• One Total flake, a Didrex, and some spittle.

• Seems this thread is full of health nuts. I'll just say that this week I am on the healthy eating side (vegetables & salads). Last week, it was cheese steaks and mac and cheese. I wish I could settle somewhere in the middle

• R74, That sounds really good. How about some recipes? I know that other countries often eat healthier than Americans.

• I had veggie fried rice, 2 egg rolls and a Dr Pepper. Not a health nut, I just eat more in the evening than for lunch.

• What a bunch of Menorixes!

• Miso soup

  6%20points

• I had some white ass.

• I have a conspiracy theory that Midwestern US Flyovers are anti-green vegetable. They'll eat starchy corn and potatoes, but otherwise favor an infantile diet limited to meat and dairy. Are the Red State Voters of our nation really not nasty, mean, and ignorant; but just constipated?

• Pea soup with toast soldiers.

  Ciaran

• r77, you're probably just hungry. Eat something, you'll feel better.

  r76

• Trix

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• A pepperoni wrap sprinkled with garlic, and chips.

• A 17YO lax player. I was in the mood for something low-fat with a kick. Delicious.

  Bengali in Platforms

• [quote] lax player Is this a musician or an athlete?

• Lacrosse, I believe, r91. Those guys are in fantastic shape. And talk about stamina...

• Trix are for kids!

• I had a big, juicy donair smothered in tzatziki. It was scrumptious. Although, R90 probably has me beat in the thick and creamy department.

• Perfection, R70! You summed up the health nut food nazis in this thread, PERFECTLY. I pity them... I really do. To look at food with such animosity is so sad. And the fried chicken with mac and cheese sounds like heaven. Think I'll have that for lunch tomorrow. Jealous, starving bitches?

• Half a bottle of Stoli, and a pack of DuMauriers.

  Patsy%20Stone

• Nori rice balls with smoked salmmon. Edamame hummus with red pepper strips. Hard boiled egg and home made apple sauce