I Love Short Thick Girls...

Their round asses, big boobs & short legs. But I don't want to get all up in their vadges. Does this make me bi?

• Any famous people in particular, even obscure ones?

• Ever crave some Candy?

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• Not that kind, R2.

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• Women who look like Cee lo?

• Ah, that's sweet.

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• OP = Sir Mix-A-Lot

• But you don't wanna snack on their moist cupcake? Their fuzzy moose-hoof? The ol' furry mimosa? You say you're attracted to them, but you don't long to slowly run your tongue up and down the glistening, moist cuntcrack between their swollen, puffy fat-girl twatlips, then slowly pull it apart to reveal the gushing pink innards of their LadyFarm? No sucking on the little red jellybean for you, eh? Hrm. Innnnnteresting.

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• Example OP?

• No, you're not really bi. You just know what type you'd be attracted to if you were straight, I think.

• Aren't they called porkchops?

• Yes OP, who do you like? Just spill, others here have said what women they occasionally find attractive.

• Snookie like?

• OP, do you watch Bad Girls Club?

• Yes. Yes it does.

• OP, just find a short thick M2F pre-op who wants to stay that way and you will be a very happy man.

• I love short thick guys!

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• But how do you feel about people with cankles?

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• OP, EVERYONE thinks short thick girls are adorable. But they don't want to have sex with them, except for straight men

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• R18, I don't think they mean trolls. That thing is a troll.

• I'm a short thick girl (5'3", 130), and I prefer taller.