Their round asses, big boobs & short legs. But I don't want to get all up in their vadges. Does this make me bi?
Any famous people in particular, even obscure ones?
Ever crave some Candy?
Not that kind, R2.
Women who look like Cee lo?
Ah, that's sweet.
OP = Sir Mix-A-Lot
But you don't wanna snack on their moist cupcake? Their fuzzy moose-hoof? The ol' furry mimosa?
You say you're attracted to them, but you don't long to slowly run your tongue up and down the glistening, moist cuntcrack between their swollen, puffy fat-girl twatlips, then slowly pull it apart to reveal the gushing pink innards of their LadyFarm? No sucking on the little red jellybean for you, eh?