Australians = Underhung?

I've only seen one hung Aussie. All the guys have been below average. It's really weird. I'm not including the natives. Any Aussie hunks here want to chime in? That's another thing, Australia produces some of the hottest men on the planet, but produces nothing in the dick department. :(

• American author Paul Theroux said that the Australian book of etiquette is a slim volume while the Australian book of rudeness is a heavy tome, do you think that has anything to do with it?

  ee cummings

• Maybe, but that accent ... damn.

• Nah, r2, give me an American accent any day, just so long as he (or she) doesn't UPTALK! I've heard that Australians, especially their womenfolk, are horribly notorious for doing this now.

  William Sapphire (not to be confused with the other one).

• The Aussie accent can easily make me cream my pants.

• Americans aren't really the best people to be talking about the rudeness, or etiquitte, of others. Especialy the likes of Paul Theroux. Just ask his ex-wife.

• Theroux does know how to spell, r5, one must give him that much mustn't one?

  anon

• i love that aussie from LAST RESORT show on abc, i only watch coz of him!

• aussiebum model

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• r8, that's depressing. Tiny cock. :( Aussie men do have amazing bums though!

• I'm toying with the evidence that disproves your theory right now, OP.

  hung%20in%20oz

• there are at least 2 web sites with aussie guys getting off/getting blown (allaustralianguys and seducedstraightguys). Not a lot of little dicks on display at either site.

• Yet another fantasy thread. In all countries there is a mix, there are Dominicans with tiny dicks and even some Asians with large ones.

• I's evolution. They developed tiny dicks because crocodiles would bite off the big ones

• Loads of Australians have Irish ancestry. There's your answer.

• visual evidence of wonder dong please r10

• no it was an Aborigine curse, like those shrunken voodoo heads

• lol Funny thread. Carry on, boys.

• Aussie accent is insanely hot

• Based on Australia's backwards and behind the times progress on Gay equality, I would have to say yes, Australian men have tiny meat.

• Not on Cam4 they don't.

• Dingo took 'em all.

• LOve Australian men. Always willing to stick their fat (maybe not always long) dong up a bum.

  Sore%20vacationer

• I always heard Amercans are the underhung. Especially the fat red-faced ones from the midwest.

• OP, what is your, uh, sample size? Exactly how much Aussie cock have you had to make these judgments?

• Well, convict DNA does contain large doses of sizemeat.

• Was having a small dick punishable by removal to Botany Bay?

• I object! Jon Hamm, non-underhung American Midwesterner.

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• Is "underhung" the new "differently abled"? "I'm NOT small, I'm underhung."

• [quote]I always heard Amercans are the underhung. Especially the fat red-faced ones from the midwest. There is no "Americans." "American" is a nationality, except if you're a native. Are you referring to Native Americans? There hundreds of different ethnic groups all bringing different dick sizes to America. Also, "Amercans" Oh, dear.

• [quote]Based on Australia's backwards and behind the times progress on Gay equality, I would have to say yes, Australian men have tiny meat. Complete list of all the federal benefits available to gay American couples:

  pot%20meet%20kettle

• Vile people - so cheery on the outside, but nasty to the core. No more or less hung than any other men I've encountered but my sample size is statistically insignificant (less than 500). For some reason, Kiwis have always struck me as genuinely nice and, for whatever reason, generally well-hung and good in the sack. I think it's all that practice with sheep.

• All that swimming in the cold ocean causes shrinkage.

• Mel Gibson is hung like a Nazi.

• R29 is too stupid to realise that the same is true of Australia.

• Australians and white Southerners usually get along famously since they both came from the same Celtic immigrant stock.

• Fat Mongrel Bitch Bryant

• Thank you, R34.

• Americans are the spawn of the religious wackos kicked out of Europe. Australians are the spawn of the British Empires criminals and prison system. The British elites who migrated, settled in India and Canada.

• The two Australian men with whom I have slept are hung HUGE.

• The limited hungness in Oz is being compromised by massive Indian and Asian immigration: both races unfortunately suffering the Monty Cliff syndrome. White NZers tend to be, in my experience, slightly bigger on average. But NZ Maoris and Pacific Islanders, whose birthrate dwarfs that of white NZers, are clit sized.

• Not exactly true, r38. The truly elite went to Virginia.