Let's just say that he's bi-flexible. What guy--straight or gay--hasn't tried to suck himself more than once, just to see if things have improved since the last self-suck failed attempt?
Some of us were suck-cessful.
Ok, it was 50 years and 50 lbs ago, but I could do it.
Most of us blame being unable to self suck on not being flexible enough.
However, boys, the real reason is that our dicks just are not long enough.
R4 = Intellectually gifted
Of course, why not? It's just a more athletic form of masturbation.
Man, was I drink last night...my back hurts, too.
of course they can be straight. It's a form of masturbation. Not every guy who jacks himself off is gay. I know, sucking oneself probably seems particularly gay, but still, I don't doubt that if a straight guy could suck himself out, he'd do it regularly and enthusiastically and not for one moment want to do the same to another guy, just like he doesn't want to jerk off another guy.
Not being able to self suck is a cruel joke inflicted upon men by Mother Nature.
I lost my virginity to myself at age 16. It was wonderful and it tasted and felt SO damn good! Love the cock forever!
What if you could self rim!
There was a young man from Nantucket
whose cock was so long he could suck it.
When he looked in the glass,
he saw his own ass,
and broke his neck trying to fuck it.
What about self-fucking? Gay?
What about fucking yourself with a dildo? That's not gay, right?
I would hope so. It would be such a shame to not.............