Bigfoot attacked my Winnebago so we killed him and him
If he is trying to create a catchphrase equal to "A dingo ate my baby" it is a fail.
Christ, he's fat.
I met a guy once who said he had seen Bigfoot. I asked him for more details and he said it was upsetting and he didn't like to talk about it. Seriously.
Did he seem genuinely upset, R5? I'm sorry, but someone having PTSD after meeting Bigfoot is kind of hilarious. Why even tell you if he then didn't want to talk about it?
he eats the same as honey boo boo mommy
[quote]But should the Sasquatch in question be apprehended, Dauphin County District Attorney Edward M. Marsico Jr. said his office would prosecute the Sasquatch.
This is the funniest line on the story.
They would have to call a mistrial because where would they find a jury of his peers?
Yes r6 he was all shifty eyed and quiet. I wondered if maybe Bigfoot raped him.
There are reports that the Loch Ness Monster was seen in the vicinity, so Bigfoot may have had an accomplice.
Of all the crypto creatures, Bigfoot, I could actually see being real.
Good god, don't miss the video in the OP link.
Even more unbelievable than this guy believing in Sasquatch--this Neanderthal has a girlfriend!