There is not a single lesbian in my tap class!!!!

This must be why lesbians are so crabby....they haven't discovered the joy of the dance.....Dance lesbians dance!!!

• Best. Thread. Evah.

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• Crab walking is a beautiful and expressive form of the dance. Not sure if you can crab walk and tap at the same time, but I'd like to see it.

• Just wait...when the cane tapping lessons start, you'll be flooded with knees wrapped in ace bandages and Doc Martens.

• Go to this class and you'll find LOADS of cane faces.

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• Grab your canes and top hats, ladies! Have you seen the well todo, walking down Park Avenue?

  Taco

• Let's Tap!

  Bonnie Franklin

• You're lucky – back in my day we didn't have 'tappa tappa tappa!

  Little Vicky

• You can't expect a lesbian to ball change!

• damn you, r7, i came to typa typa that very thing.

• I would have killed for Tappa Tappa Tappa!

  Lil%20Vicki

• it's the fibromyalgia.

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• How do you know there aren't any, OP?

• If they were in your class they'd dance with canes! ;)