Do you shave your hole?

I don't, because it gets too sweaty when it's hairless, and the hair is prickly and ingrown when it grows back.

• All in the shower--I shave my face, balls and hole: I shave my face every other day. I shave my balls about once/twice a week. I shave my hole maybe once a week after I shave my face. I just reach down, spread my ass cheeks and get that razor up and down the crack and hole. I don't shave my bush. I periodically trim it with my electronic clippers--but only a bit just to shape it and control wirey pubes. I like a full bush.

• I shave it down to keep it flush.

• How in the FUCK do you shave an asshole? I have never understood the process. It just seems like a hideous recipe for horrible cuts and burning stinging infection horrors.

• Only at the gym. Don't want to clog up my shower.

• R3 yes I agree and I don't think it's a good idea.

• Now why would I go and do a thing like that?

  Cheryl

• yes.

  Linda%20Dano

• Oh for fuck sakes, you don't shave it with a razor. You use a No!No!

• My boyfriend ties me up and comes after me with the Epilady.

  Anomynous%20

• Who wants dingle berries like David Muir, king of dingle berry

• No, and neither should you. Ingrown hairs and bumps make you look skeevy. Leave it alone and learn to clean yourself properly. There is no legitimate reason why anyone should sport dingle berries, skid marks, or anal leakage.

• A fuzzy hole is a sexy hole.

• Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odo

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• The writing style in R13 reminds me of Bonnie Mace.

• R13 needs an introduction to the courtesy flush.

• I shave it occasionally, but it is a pain to maintain it and I lose interest after a few weeks. No matter how hairy or not, there is NO substitute for good anal hygiene. Wash the hole well in the shower after making a BM, blot dry with a clean towel and wear cotton underwear. Fresh as a daisy.

• You shower every time you shit? THAT is a pain to maintain!

• r17 that is easy. Just shit before getting ready in the morning. If you have to shit again during the day, do it when you get home from work and are getting ready to go out for the night. Most people only shit once a day.

• "Most people only shit once a day." Not at all true. You sound like a freak, with your constant showering and odd focus on cotton.

  Fiber

• You can time your shits?? Interesting.

• Do we really need to discuss and get polled about "shaving your hole?" Why should anybody give a fuck about this distasteful topic?

• "Do we really need to discuss and get polled about "shaving your hole?" Why should anybody give a fuck about this distasteful topic?" Because Datalounge is now Lowest Common DenomiLounge.

• r22 redneckognizes!

• I know a guy who showers everytime he shits. He was visiting a friend's house one time and asked if he could shower. Who would do such a thing?

• Fuck no. I like a hairy hole. (And there's something wrong with people who shit around the clock and who can't wipe their ass without smearing shit stripes all over themselves.)

• I use my ped-egg

• Yes, I shave my hole daily.

  Rosie O'Donnell

• No. I get it waxed. My waxer usually gives me a happy ending afterwards.

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• I'm naturally smooth. My roommate's hole is hairy and he's also a bottom so we do an in home wax thing. We've discovered that tops don't like hairy holes.

• NEVAH! Love it natural.

  Gwyneth

• [quote]My roommate's hole is hairy and he's also a bottom so we do an in home wax thing Id love to know what the conversation is like when you are doing this.

• I don't shave my face, much less any other part of my body. I can't see where it is an ecologically sound practice to go against nature like that. I go to an old fashioned barber about four times a year, and he cuts my hair and beard to about 1/4th inch with clippers. And that is all the cutting that is going to happen on my body.

• [quote]Who wants dingle berries like David Muir, king of dingle berry How do we know that David Tyler Muir has dingleberries?

• I Nair my hole. It's the best. Rub it on generously and then 10 minutes later wipe your ass and, voila, smooth as a baby. No irritating ingrown bumps or anything. Just known that if you do shave or nair or anything, there is no such thing as a silent fart. Every little gas you pass will have a voice. I guess hair allows little poots to pass unnoticed. Shave that ass and there is no hiding.

• My nephew and all his friends do. All the kids do these days. Beats me why they do it. I guess I'm getting old since I just don't see the appeal.

• You know there are other options. I have it done professionally, sugared, back, crack and sack. About once every 4 or 5 months. It so much cleaner. I also like the added sensitivity.

• Every two weeks m boyfriend ties me up and removes the hair from my butthole with the Epilady.

  Anomynous%20

• What are dingleberries?

• R-38 delicious desserts