I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
I need a man like a witche's tit needs an icycle.
I need a man like a dyke needs a motorcycle.
But dykes do need motorcycles, OP.
OP, no one needs you. And it's not our fault. It's yours.
I don't care if you won't talk to me
You know I'm not that kind of girl
And I don't care if you won't walk with me
It don't give me such a thrill
And I don't care about the way you look
You should know I'm not impressed
'Cause there's just one thing that I'm looking for
And he don't wear a dress
I need a man
As a fishhook seeks a fish,
As a dying child wants Make-a-Wish,
As cannolis are delish-
ious, I need a man.
As a whore needs a pimp
As a cripple has a gimp
As Chris Christie resembles a blimp
I need a man who ain't a wimp.