Do you know a Mitt?

Or have you ever known a Mitt? Tell us about him or her. A Mitt is someone who was born on 3rd base, thinks he got there on his own, looks down on those who aren't like him, doesn't understand why everyone isn't like him. Gets pissed off when questioned or corrected or made to feel that he isn't the best in the room. All attempts to act like 'one of the guys' comes across as stilted and phony. Is typically good looking in that preppy sort of way.

• We had a retiree named Mitt who used to come in when sales needed an extra hand. I don't know why they would pay him to help -- all he did was wander up and down the halls, visiting each office, to tell us that he was 80 years old and his new wife was 31. He died soon after.