What the ... ???

What the hell is that under Paris Hilton's dress?

http://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/193849/2012/10/-12-more-really-embarrassing-celebrity-#image-load



• It looks like a dick to me.

• Considering the current state of her career, I feel safe in calling it an "attention-getting device".

• A photoshop image

• Paris is dressed as if she's in Hawaii and that penis looking thing poking from under her dress must be her Hilton head.

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• Yup, just her penis.

• has to be photoshop because I believe she has on underwear.

• She actually owns underwear? Let alone wears it? WTF kind of alternate reality did I fall into?

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