Bryan Adams' birthday gift to Elton John: A photo of his cock

Despite living in London, and having enough hair, is Adams too old for the Naxi youth haircut?

I wish my hot straight friends would give me photos of their cocks for my birthday.

Erect?

I hope it's not all pock-marked like his face.

I do this all the time

r2, straight? Bryan Adams is a closet case who gets rarely talked about, because he's kind of a bland artist with bland songs.

This is as made up as the Bieber dick pic.

I hate Elton John.

That is all.

How sweet. A heartwarming gift.

I think he looks kinda hot now that he's older.

I don't understand why he went back in the closet. Last I heard he was living on Mustique with his boyfriend.

At one point, Bryan was dating designer Todd Oldham. Don't know what happened to their relationship, but they were together at one point.

Bryan has godawful skin. Get some fillers, hon.

And I wanted a toaster!!

Sounds like Bryan is starting the coming out process.

Does anyone remember he had a baby with his much younger 'personal assistant' about a year or so ago, and then had a relationship with some other woman?

Anyone?

No one?

I never thought he was good looking, but I've changed my mind. He's aged great; he looks adorable.

Yes, I remember R15 and I don't get it. A couple of friends (straight couple) were walking along the beach in Mustique and he came out of his house and started walking toward them. They thought he was going to tell them to get off his property. But he was very nice, chatted with them, and invited them in for wine. I asked if a woman was around (this was 7 years ago) and he said no. I asked if there was a guy there and he said yeah, "but he stayed kind of in the background."

This thread is useless without the cock pic.

Stunningly handsome man. I wouldn't change a thing, including the pockmarked complexion.

r13 made me laugh out loud. At least he didn't give Elton hostess pants.

How funny, of course, I sent Elton a pic for his birthday of a body part, but he probably didn't frame it.

No one wants to look at your mud flaps anymore, Mom.

My ex worked at the same agency as the guy who managed Adams' investments. He said he saw Adams come in once, he said he had never seen such scarred skin. Photos alone make it look bad, he said close-up it is pretty alarming. All that aside, he said he was a fit, handsome and friendly man.

All I've got is a photograph?

I could try to investigate where he lives but I'm too lazy, anyone notice a small hint of an accent which sounds something other than Canadian? It reminds me of the accent an American might pick up from living in The UK for a year or so, one that isn't affected (HELLO Madonna) but rather just develops through osmosis.

What was the deal with Lindsey and her lotioned ass slipping on the stairs and falling on a teacup at Bryan's house? Also I've never seen a blond age so well.

r15 - I remember the baby situation with the PA, where he declined to define the nature of their relationship publicly ie. it clearly wasn't a romantic relationship. I don't remember a subsequent relationship with a woman though?

r23 - How long ago was that? I would have thought he'd have improved his complexion with the laser treatments available now, like Brad Pitt has.

Can you image how the op of the "Should I Call Out My Sister-in-Law on Inappropriate B-Day Card?" thread would have reacted to this?

I loved his music in the 80s. I used to walk around Boston listening to him on my walkman.

Better than the gift Elton got from Graham Norton when he appeared on his show - a football with a dildo stuck on it.

He does not have a good reputation in the business.

See the link for more on this, but he somehow got AllMusic to remove all information about him, supposedly because he didn't like one of the reviews they wrote about his last record. If you're unfamiliar, AllMusic is like an online version of the Rolling Stone Record Guide. It's used as a reference for many people and it's absurd that an artist wouldn't want to be on there. The only thing I can think of that comes close in weirdness is Prince getting all militant about his online music/videos/image.

R25, YES I definitely heard something that wasn't Canadian. It wasn't fake or affected like Madge's.

His voice analyzed: It's Canadian, mixed with a bit of gayvoice and a bit of British parents. Mostly, sounds Canadian.

I know someone who sounds like that - Canadian with British parents.

PS: Who cares about the pockmarks. Everyone doesn't have to be perfect.

Gayle: "He seems to like penises."

3 x 5 ? or 8 x 11 ??

On our last day of filming Golden Girls, I presented Betty, Rue and Estelle with a photo of my cock. I bet he got the idea from me. I know he was a big fan of the show.

R27, this was around 1993. I bet he's had Fraxel or something since then, you're right laser has come along way.

Okay, I wish my hot GAY friends would give me birthday gifts like that.

I looked him up on Wikipedia after reading some of the posts here and viewing the linked video. Although he isn't my usual type and I wouldn't have looked twice at him during his heyday, I do agree that he's matured into a surprisingly attractive man (I wasn't able to see his pockmarks during the interview. Either the makeup and lighting were good, or I wasn't looking hard enough).

Anyway, under the Personal Life section on his Wiki page is a quote in which he indicated that he do NOT discuss his personal life. That's rather rare for straights, so you guys may have something here.

his penis is full of white and black heads

r40, my guess is that his penis has seen more white heads than black heads. But that's just a hunch.

This reminds me of the time that the late, great hung actor Richard Harris, in response to a bad review from that noted critic, Rex Reed, sent him a picture of just his cock.

Apparently it was quite a spectacular sight too. If you have ever seen the young Richard in action in his many movies, you can usually catch glimpses of what he was packing.

He's been hiding in plain site for years. "Summer of 69"? Please. That's his anthem.

I think he looks GREAT! LOVE that haircut, but the loafers with no socks on a morning show?

Unh, unh.

His face looks pretty clear to me in that clip. Laser treatments or just make up?

For a quick second I mistook him for a botoxed Bill Pullman.

I love you R19. Pockmarks were one of my flaws. I remember sitting with my boyfriend and he was commenting on how Bryan Adams should do something about his face and I'd be cringing. They didn't really have much to help with the problem back then ... until recently with peels and lasers which work well. And it's true. As you get older, the scars do fade somewhat.

The way everyone worshipped Bruce Springsteen in the eighties is the way I worshipped Bryan Adams.

He gave a concert at MSG at the height of his career which remains one of the best concerts I have seen in my life.

I have not seen him perform in recent years, so I definitely hope he tours again at a place like the Beacon.

This thread truly is useless without pictures.

Fingers crossed that Bryan Adams picks my name for Secret Santa this year!!!

R47, I agree with r19. No one is perfect. Embrace your looks and If others judge you or criticize you for pockmarks, they are the ugly bitchy ones. I hope you dropped your insensitive bf.

W&W for r50. Very funny

I don't know what happened but he was heavy with Raquel Pena in the '80s. He put her in the "Cuts like a Knife" video. She was the stunning half black beauty who dives into the empty swimming pool. She broke up with him and he was pretty devastated.

I wonder if they ever double-dated with George Michael and the woman he was seriously dating at the time, who was featured in the "I Want Your Sex" video? Just 2 hetero couples, madly in love.

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Why doesn't he get married? Is he gay, or just a difficult man?

Why doesn't he write good songs anymore?

After seeing some tragically pockmarked men age, I actually think all the scar tissue gives the skin more structure.... it seems like the collagen keeps it tighter and less saggy. Plus they seem to be men who stay lean all their lives, so perhaps that is it, but I always assume everything is first caused and then helped by overly high testosterone levels throughout their life, making them seem more youthful than their smooth skinned classmates

In the meantime, fantastic performance -

I can't believe no one has said it by now, so I will...

Without (the) photo, this thread is worthless.

Someone did say it, R58.

In 2012.

i fucking love bryan adams