Outrageous Fortune (1987), starring Shelley Long & Bette Midler
I saw this aged ten. At the time I thought it was the funniest movie I'd ever seen, even though some of the adult humour went over my head. It still holds up pretty well & Shelley wears some mighty impressive shoulder pads with her pink bow-blouse.
What does DL think of this "classic"? Did Bette & Shelley get along?
Bette has stated:
[quote] I hated working with that cunt!
when asked about Shelley and this film.
Shelley's irritating, Bette is obnoxious, not my idea of a good time personally.
At least Shells supports gay rights, unlike that fuckin' phobe Midler.
Classic with some great lines and gags. I still chuckle at the "pencil dick...the bug fucker" and "Fuck you, Gilroy" lines.
Love that movie as well. I too saw it age 10 or 12, and the adult humour went over my head, predictably.
Love the soundtrack, especially the Eurythmics song at the end.
It does hold up well.
Bette was great in the 80s. There's no denying that.
Both Shelley Long and Bette Midler were promised top billing when they signed to do the film.
Neither one wanted to give up top billing to the other. So west of the Mississippi River, Long got top billing and Midler got top billing east of the Mississippi.
I loved it, although it was hard to buy Bette as an ex– porn star.
I remember that top billing snafu, but as far as I can remember, it really was Long's movie, with Bette playing Sancho Panza to Long's Don Quixote, even if Bette had become a huge Disney star by then.
My, how times change - neither could get arrested past 1993
[quote]Neither one wanted to give up top billing to the other. So west of the Mississippi River, Long got top billing and Midler got top billing east of the Mississippi.
They should have chosen the diagonal "Laverne and Shirley" option.
Bette Midler has had a career past 1993, unlike Shelley Long.
She and Billy Crystal are in a new movie coming out.
Where's Long's new film?
That's wild, R6! I would have thought Bette would get the top billing because she'd had a couple of hit movies already.
R1 - wow. Well, that answers that question! The shoot must have been tough; they're in almost every scene together!
It was well known that they loathed each other. Midler made sure Long looked like the lunatic, because she's a more conniving, PR-savvy bitch (as everyone in the business knows). Long was both naive and full of herself, and had those "issues" that finally caught up with her when she attempted suicide in 2004 (long after she shitted her career away and destroyed her marriage). But at the time of OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE Long wasn't the raving twat Midler always has been.
Shelley could be difficult, but a lot of it was blown out of proportion.
Bette has had fights on just about every movie she's done. She is not well liked in the industry, and it's a miracle that she still gets movie work. Not much, though. The list of people who won't work with her is quite big.
And yes, she fought with Shelley over everything. Not just billing, but the size of the font that was used on the posters, (Bette thought hers should be a bigger size than Shelley's) and the placement of their characters dangling over the cliff (Bette wanted to be on the left).
Bette blasted Shelley in interviews promoting the movie, but Shelley never publicly badmouthed Bette.
With a few kind words from Ted Danson the tide seems to be turning for Shelley. Bette on the other hand wouldn't give two cents for...
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There's something about Bette Midler I just can't stand. I watch her old movies and all I see is a fat cunt with a big nose and frizzy hair who thinks she's drop dead gorgeous.
The difference between Barbra and Bette is Babs never says anything bad about co-workers and Bette talks trash about almost every one of them...
The filmed hasn't aged well at all.
How humbling it must have been for Shelley to watch her film career implode within a decade, thanks to choosing inferior films picked more by ego than ability...
Even though I haven't seen it I disagree.
Without question Shelley is the star and I believe Bette was pregant at the time of filming...
My favorite bad Shelley Long movie is Troop Beverly Hills.
My favorite bad Bette Midler movie is Big Business.
This one is ok if I come across it on TBS or Lifetime, but I prefer the other two.
Plus there are gays in Big Business. Stereotypical, yes, but funny.
I loved George Carlin's line, "The 60s were sure good to you."
Shelley's movie nadir was [italic]Hello Again.[/italic]
I love Lily Tomlin but she's notoriously difficult as well. "Big Business" must have been sheer hell to film since they each played two characters.
Best line from this movie:
"Nine years of ballet, asshole!"
I loved that movie. Bette was funny.
I was in middle school in the late 80s and loved this movie, as well as "Ruthless People" which could be a whole other thread. Not surprising I turned out to be gay. I thought Bette's "freeze needle dick/bugfucker" line was the filthiest thing I had ever heard when I was 12. I haven't seen Outrageous Fortune in over 20 years, but I can still remember a lot of the great one-liners. It was a fun comedy. They don't make these kinds of movies anymore, and that's a shame.
This thread reminded me of what a big star Bette Midler was in the late 80s. Her career was in a slump for the first half of the decade, but she was HUGE in the second half.
This is no way to act in a whorehouse!
That's the biggest piece of crap I ever heard. That deserves something.
Was this the movie where maybe Bette was riding some guys dick as the camera looked thru the window? I forget the actor's name, kind of a dork but famous. I was in about 7th grade and I rewound it a few times, it gave me a boner.
I didn't know Bette and Shelley didn't get along until this thread. I love Bette Midler, I always have, but I have no trouble believing she has a rotten cunt streak in her.
R25, I will start a Ruthless People thread.
TONS of cuntesssas
Best line of the movie when they're riding in the cab through a bad neighborhood "oh look there's a white guy, oh wait no, they got him".
I like the part where they have to go to a rundown part of town with a scary-looking taxi driver.
Bette: He (taxi driver) won't hurt us
Shelley: How do you know?
Bette: Cos we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building.
This was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. Shelley Long was basically playing Diane Chambers in a female buddy comedy and Bette Midler was her second banana. It's a total 80s forgotten gem. Thanks for starting this thread!
The scenes with Bette in the acting class are hilarious.
Why all the Bette hate? There's no way she's an out and out homophobe, even if her gay marriage statement was very naive and misguided.
I liked when Shlly played "bad cop."
Shelly: "Yeah...I got me period."
Bette discusses working with Shelley (and NOT working with her again) on a 1988 OPRAH episode.
Bette dropped out of Phil Spector bio-pic for HBO after a week of shooting. The rumor is that she was intimidated by Pacino. The official reason was chronic back pain. She was replaced by Mirren, who jumped in at a moment's notice, behaved like a total pro and was loved by the whole crew.
Bette would have been more interesting as the trashy looking Linda Kenney Baden though. I've never seen Mirren be laugh-out-loud funny in a film, or even that amusing.
I totally related to the scene in the movie when they walk into Midler's apartment and the place is just trashed, and Long thinks that someone has been there and turned the place upside down, but Midler assures her it always looks that way.
I love that scene R39! Always stuck in my mind that she had a bicycle in the bathtub. It's a great apartment too.
This is sub-par Shelly Long, and that's saying something.
I think Shelley Long should replace Bette Midler on Broadway in I'll Eat You Last.
I enjoyed both OF and RP, but I love Bette's performance in "Down and Out in Beverley Hills" which is, imho, among the best comedies of the 80s.