Why Day Does The Mayan Shit Start?

I know it starts before the 31st of Dec. Each date something is suppose to happen. Give me a run-down.

• 12/12/12?

• Fucking idiot.

• 12/21/12

• There was a mistake in the translation. It started on 7 December 2011.

• The 21st of dec., op

• 12/21/12 is the end. Don't bother with Christmas presents or stress about the election too much. Obama is the final president.

• Yeah, dec. 21 is the date....but Myans ddn't cout leap years which means thier date passed in 2011. See you on the 22nd.

• Psshhh... We counted them in secret R7. The end of the world is coming right on schedule.

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• It starts before the end of December though. It's one thing after the next before total annihilation. I have to ask my kooky mother.

• Why Day?????? that reminds me, I just saw David Ehrenstein on TV, some "Discovery Investigations" show about Rock Hudson and that guy who sued his estate. he came across quite well

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• It has already been debunked as a crock of shit. However the freepers are playing it up to support their "end of the world" bullshit. Fuck all of them.

• I'm not a freeper...I'm just macabre and love the idea of mass deaths.

• Why does anyone believe this stupid shit?

• I bet that's why the dinosaurs died. They had no Mayan Calendar.

• ^^^^^^^ Goebbels and Hitler's love child.

• This will be as exciting as Y2K.

• But you guys, Silvia Brown cant see past the date! Are you telling me that Montell would have someone lie to us on tv?

• According to the New York Times, there have been scattered reports of unusual behaviour from across Russia, reportedly prompted by predictions of Armageddon. The reports include "collective mass psychosis" in a women's prison on the Chinese border, panic buying of matches, kerosene, sugar and candles, and the building, out of ice, of a Mayan-style archway in Chelyabinsk in the south

  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/is-the-end-of-the-world-really-nigh-authorities-reassure-russians-over-mayan-armageddon-prophecy-amid-reports-of-unusual-behaviour-8375660.html

• This is a big deal in countries outside of the US. I've chatted with a few Italians and said I would come to Italy in 2013 or 14 and they said the world would no longer exist. They weren't totally serious, but it's obviously talked about more outside of the US, aka people are more stupider in other nations.

• I have a box of Twinkies with a "use by" date of 12/21/12. Those Mayans were REALLY smart.

• [quote]Are you telling me that Montell would have someone lie to us on tv? Syvia Brown was on Montel one day and the parents of a missing child were in the audience. They asked if they would see their son again and she said, basically, "No. He's dead." I'll never forget the look on their faces when they sat back down in their seats. They were destroyed. Well, a while later, the boy turned up! He wasn't dead after all. When confronted, Brown acted like she could care less. Bitch.

• This is what Mayans had in mind:

  http://www.moviefone.com/movie/jack-reacher/54563/main

• Why day do you go to rehab OP?

• The planets line up on December 21. Tell me you're not worried about that?

• [quote]But you guys, Silvia Brown cant see past the date! Are you telling me that Montell would have someone lie to us on tv Silvia Brown claims she can't see past December 21!

• So time to max out my credit card this month!

• The Mayans were referring to the Fiscal Cliff, not the end of the world.

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• The "Mayan Shit"? Should this be in the "People who poop in stores" thread?

• What's all this fuss I've been hearing about the Marie Callendars? I don't get it it.

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• We're still here, bitches!

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• No they don't, R24. I'm more worried about you.

• I dont believe anything will happen but I dont know Im not 100% either

• Honestly, I don't care. It's out of my control, and if the world ends will any of us even know it?

• After watching what happened after the Millenium, it can only get worse

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• This explains Rick Santorum.

• Jesus, you asshats can't even spell Sylvia Browne' fucking name.

• r33 Exactly! If we all die we die whats the big woop? As long as it isn't torturous I'm fine.

• It has nothing to do with "the end," that's all tabloid crap. It signifies a change in consciousness and perspective. Simply a marker in time. Indigenous people in Latin America are amused as to why this has been so misinterpreted.

• Mayim Byalik predicts real Big Bang!