Saturday Agenda

Whatcha all doing today? I'm going to ride my bike to the gym to work out. Beautiful weather!

• Stay inside, play video games, and eat a huge stack of pumpkin pancakes, and then go back to playing video games.

• Run some errands. Try to hook up with some friends. Do laundry and start packing for my trip to California.

• Original agenda: do yard work. New agenda due to storms: stay in, hang out on the couch in my bathrobe, read magazines, and watch the season premiere of This Old House.

• I hate op

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• multiple loads of laundry, clean 2 bathrooms, dust and vacuum bedrooms, clean kitchen, put lawn and porch furniture away in the garage, go to my moms and do her errands, post office, dry cleaner, bring apples picked last weekend to neighbors, market - dinner tonight gnocchi, rib-eyes (pan fried) tomato and cucumber salad, grilled bread, open a nice bottle of wine then maybe watch a movie with the hubby (he worked on a grant all day). It might sound boring, but I"m happy. Tomorrow is our fun day.

• Do laundry, run errands, become impatient that my iphone 5 still hasn't shipped yet because of the damn FUCKING shortage.

• Masturbating and eating corn-chips

• Watching college football, reading "The Timekeeper" on my IPAD and eating "Pollo Loco"

• I will sit very quietly in my room full of stacked books looking like a statue. If I can tear myself away to make calls for a young man, I will go and look at my toiletries for a while before applying some lip gloss to my undercarriage. The decorators are coming tomorrow to paint my home and my hair white. The maid can deal with them, I have to spend time scrubbing my skin clean and sketching new forms.

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• Getting Candy Crowley's leather mini skirt ready for the debate.

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• Listening to some jazz. Eating triscuit thins. Drinking diet cherry pepsi. Gonna fuck my 21 year old boyfriend later.

• Lazily getting out my blankets and sweaters while watching a marathon of THE WALKING DEAD.

• R5, your day doesn't sound boring, it sounds exhausting. You must be very young to have so much energy.

• Laundry, listing stuff on eBay, some repairs around the house.

• Staying in, talking myself out of going out for ice cream.

• I was supposed to have dinner and drinks with friends who were going to call me after the baby shower that started at 4:00 they were attending was over. Well they called at 7:00 to say the baby shower had morphed into a party and was too fun to leave. They did invite me over to the stranger's house though. Um, no thanks. So I'm staying in alone. Thanks guys!