Goldie Hawn Spent Her Birthday Sleeping In A Deep Fryer, Y'all!

Doesn't look a day over 90!

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• Damn times a motherfucking bitch! I guess goldie is retired now. Cant remember the last thing i saw her in.

• Good for her.

• Forget about Goldie, Jonathan Rhys Meyers looks in a bad way

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2217211/Jonathan-Rhys-Meyers-shows-new-chest-neck-tattoo-working-sci-fi-epic-The-Mortal-Instruments-City-Of-Bones.html

• R3, why don't you create a thread for this Eurotrash druggie actor and stop hijacking other threads with useless BS about him?

• Who are these people?

• She's had way too much plastic surgery. She started young - she had her Jewish nose chopped up & became "beautiful" through that and never stopped doing shit to her face, so she looks like shit.

• Death Becomes Her

• That's what a 67 year old women looks like

• Isn't she "half Jew" as Adam Sandler used to call her? I don't know how you can be a half-Jew, but. She looked amazing in "Death Becomes Her" and she was older than Streep. The article says she's getting ready to film a movie with Zac Efron. Man, she's going the Michelle Pfeiffer out-of-retirement round. I wonder why she stopped working for a decade. Honestly, ever sincce I heard Goldie's politics, I went off her. Right wing, Libertarian asshat!

• Harrison Ford, about the same age, doesn't look any better.

  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fsxVL89huA4/UDGCe3Qmf1I/AAAAAAAAEjQ/-dZj3UmGbB0/s320/Harrison+Ford+is+looking+old.jpg

• No, most 67 year olds haven't had plastic surgery and trout pout enhanced lips like her. They look better.

• That nose is the worst. Years ago surgeons blithely removed way too much from people's noses. They look really strange as they age, not to mention their faces lose their character. Timothy Hutton is another with a too small nose. It's distracting on Leverage.

• She looks like an in-full-make-up understudy for Regan in "The Exorcist." Usually I'm only interested in looking at celebs in full gear and on duty, yet I couldn't resist looking at these "off duty" pix. Yikes. I'm starting to agree with whoever that old-school actress was who never left her house, no matter how close she was traveling, without being in full make-up and scolded other stars for doing so. Who was that?

  Della

• Aging, smelly, boozy kook married to a racist. Kurt Russell is a bigot with links to white nationalist groups. He discouraged stepdaughter Kate Hudson from continuing her relationship with Alex Rodriguez because he was Hispanic. And Goldie pretty much agreed with him.

• Holy shit. It looks like Harrison Ford has aged 20 years in the last 2.

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• Goldie looks great for her age, to me. What the hell do you think 67 year olds LOOK like? She is toned and firm. And it still looks like Goldie to me. With make-up on, she still looks damned fine. And yes, for her age. Ford likes like an old Rod Steiger in that pic, though! Holy christ! Why did he shave his head? Or is he now bald? That is an OLD MAN in that pic.

• Della/R13 that sounds like Joan Crawford, who was famous for never going out in public without looking like she was on a red carpet. Joan wouldn't even go to the gas station without full hair and makeup and a lovely outfit. You just don't see that kind of dedication anymore.

• Death Became Her.

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• Goldie's face and body look pretty normal for a woman her age. I can see how you'd get to a point in your life and say the hell with it, I don't care what I look like, I'm not going through all that pain again.

• How did Indiana go bald in like a year? That has to be for a role. And it just goes to show how much keeping your hair, or losing your hair, affects how a man looks.

• She's 67, how would people want her to look?

• Y'all! In that pic Harrison Ford isn't wearing the hairpiece we've become used to seeing him wear for years. It's not as though he just "went bald" overnight. He's been bald!

• Is she wore flattering loose clothes rather than a BLACK tight top and stretchy pants she'd wouldn't look half as bad. Black casual clothes are just plain nasty on most people.

• Sun and ciggies. This should be a lesson to you all.

• Yuck!!!

• Ahem

  http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/05/cannes-watch-jane-fonda-in-atelier-versace.html

• I read her bio. She had a great relationship with her parents, especially her Mom. I would love to have lunch with her.

• How can Goldie be a racist? Didn't she convert to Hinduism? That was the big to-do a few years back. Did she leave that behind? I have heard about Kurt being a racist before, but never any links or info provided. Anyone?

• I would rather see Goldie natural now than Gloria Vanderbilt at 87 now.....Gloria looks like she is already embalmed. I guess that will make one less step for her family to take care of when she dies.

  Anonymous

• R26: I will say Jane looks good for her age, but she IS wearing those hose looking things on her arms and chest where in her younger years she would have been bare. (sorry I don't know what you would call that?

  Anonymous

• Barbra Streisand is 4 years older than Goldie, but looks like she's in her early 20s.

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• [quote]I wonder why she stopped working for a decade Can't a girl go out for a few drinks for the night without it being turned into lies.

• When the fuck did Harrison Ford lose his hair?

• She also retired because one of her last movies, Town And Country, was one of the biggest money losers in history. Made for about 100 million, cleared about 5 million at the box-office. Warren Beatty never worked again, so did many of the other baby-boomer cast-members. Banger Sisters was a hit for Goldie shortly after, and she retired after that. Obviously she'll never make a comeback now that she's a total hag.

• I know she had some big hits in the 70's, but did she really do much after Private Benjamin? Overboard was kind of a popular movie on cable, but she really did not do a heck of a lot after the mid-80's. Death Becomes Her and First Wives Club, but even those were awhile back. She is one of those actresses who for a long time was always listed as one of the most powerful women in Hollywood, but it seemed to be based on work from 15 years earlier. I would say the same for Jodi Foster. For years after Silence of theb Lambs she would make the top women of Hollywood list, but she really did not seem to be working much. I think they are both talented, but they seemed to work much less than their press would suggest. Goldie would probably look better if she updated her hair.

• Star of Town and Country Diane Keaton has done just fine.

• Yep, and she's the exception, r37.

• Women her age rarely work, unless they're actually good actors.

• [quote]She's 67, how would people want her to look? Like someone who doesn't present herself as a 25 year old.

  Madonner

• Banger Sisters with Susan was the last film she did.

• [quote]Death Became Her. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

• I think r10 that Harrison Ford looks great for his age, and the fact that he hasn't been under the knife, well his face looks a million times better. He looks great.

• Is she only 67? I thought she was in her early 70's.

• Why is this announced breathlessly, like it's some sort of scandal. She's old, she's not wearing makeup, OMG!!!!, she doesn't look that great, and looks better with makeup. Duh.

• R26\tJane Fonda has had the best plastic surgery ever. She had just enough. Why the hell is she wearing nylons on her arms and such? I don't get that.

• I like her. Goldie does Goldie. She may want to pretend that she's still twenty five, but she doesn't go around desperately trying to convince the public that she is. She seems completely happy living with Kurt and doing her own thing. No hanging out with Kate's friends or screwing twenty year old men. She's deep into spirituality and charity nowadays anyway. The dizzy blond was just an act. She seems very aware and more interested in doing other things besides movies nowadays. She may not have liked that the roles dried up, but it doesn't seem like she's crying at home all the time either. Madonna and Demi should take notes.

• Fuck Goldie's "spirituality and charity", she's as heartless as any other fur-wearing, rich cunt. And r46, Goldie doesn't look better with makeup, she looks like a gruesome, old hag wearing makeup.

• Several sources have her signed to the Baby Jane remake opposite Jessica Lange.

• Seriously r49? I could see it.

• Damn Jane looks good she looks better in that dress than the model.

• If she admits to 67, she's probably 70.

• [quote]She's 67, how would people want her to look? [quote]Like someone who doesn't present herself as a 25 year old. I agree with that. Maybe her body is better than the average 67-year-old's but wearing those clothes with that face is just creepy. Harrison Ford looked pretty good until he was 56 and then he really started to age.

• Harrison Ford does not wear a wig. Sheesh. His head is obviously shaved for a role.

• Oh good god. She's on a building site to see how her new home is coming along, not making a public appearance.

• R14, you're a liar or ignorant. And A-Rod dumped Hudson, not the other way around.

• I saw "Cactus Flower" on TCM the other week. She was magical in that role. She gets a lifetime pass from me just for having done that film.

  Ingrid and Walter were great, too.

• [quote]That's what a 67 year old women looks like Like a duck? Women need to STOP with the fillers. It looks bad on everyone.

• R36, she and Foster both began to produce films, although she really hasn't done anything in the last decade. R48, people age. Get over it or be in for a fucking nasty surprise one day. R52, she started on Laugh-In and was a very young-looking 22 at the time. I actually thought she was born in 1947 instead of 1945.

• She was attached to the Darren Star HBO project, The Viagra Diaries for a long time but left the project earlier this year. Wendi McLendon-Covey had signed on to the project as well.