He calls her Bean... apparently because she farts a lot.
Speaking of Liza, I've always wanted to get a giant tattoo across my chest of Liza Minelli taking a shit. That way, if I wiggle around a lot, it'll look like she's wipiing her asshole.
I have totally come around to the Paul Ryan closet case truthers' point of view during this debate. I mean, I still think he's probably just a straight Janesville douchebag but I could totally see him being gay.
I too think he is a closet case now.
I think so too, r4.
his daughter to be is named Barbra
It came down to Judy, Liza or Cher.
He really wanted to name his daughter after him: Lyin' Ryan.
The Paul's christened the little one Liza because her conception was due to a Cabaret-like plot in their lives. I can think of no other reasons.
Paul is a very repressed young man and you can see he's easily dominated by mom. He is also into something his sweet clueless wife has no idea about. Yes, I know she's a lawyer. But she is cloyingly supportive and very maternal towards him. I think he is deeply in the closet and it will all come out as he gets oolder. he is clinging to his religious beliefs and his family image a bit toooo zealously.
He is very strange, gay and god knows what else.
Is there a bastard on the way, r6? Oh, how heartwarming! *vomits*