I'm thinking of joining a cult.

I'm so bored & lonely. This is how they rope people in, isn't it? At least I'd get out of the house and meet new people, right? And they always shower the newbies with attention.

• Sorry, we don't take gays.

  The%20Christian%20Church

• Me too - I always hoped to get recruited by one of those 'fucking for Jesus type' communities. Closest I got was with two blonde and cute mormon boys that knocked on my door once. I had wank fantasies for weeks over them.

• Or you could take up a hobby and develop meaningful relationships centered around that activity. Nevermind, that takes far too much work.

• Go on MeetUp.org and find people who share your interests. If you have no interests fake it. They are usually good groups and I have had to move several times for work, so when I get to a new city I check out their meet ups. This is NOT a hook up site. This is a networking site, not for sex. You also might want to find some place to volunteer. Libraries, hospitals, local civic groups a church. Check out whether there's an art fair, charitable marathon races, or music festivals nearby and usually they have volunteer committees to help with those events. Most cities have had to cut services so the recreation department may have volunteer opportunities. Go to the website of yout town or city and check it out.

• Buy a one way ticket to Kauai. Join a commune around Molokai Bay. Pick fruit, wear dorky robes and have baby blessing ceremonies in the bay.

• What's better: Cult or uncult?

• If you join the Moonies, they shower **with** the newbies. Big church presence in central PA.

• "I'm going to sit at the welcome table. Going to sit at the welcome table one of these days!"

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• R8 beat me to it. That is all.

  Principal%20Blackman

• Find a 12 step program. Any one of them but Gamblers Anonymous has some pretty driven people. Find meeting lists online.

• AA