Paul Ryan workout photos!

What a hunk of man!

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Toothpick legs. NOT hot. Blech. I thought Republicans hated fit, healthy people. They hate "MOOchelle" Obama for teaching kids to eat healthy. Ryan doesn't look like most Romney voters. Why does he get a pass?
Go away, freeper fundie cunt OP.
There's nothing better than glamor shots to give a candidate credibility.
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Joe and Paul should arm wrestle at the debate.
Dude! Call me if you need a spotter.
Aaron Schock
Butt-ugly.
wow, does that baseball cap make him look like an ugly dork! truth in pics, i guess.
The pictures are more credibile than his batshit ideology which mirrors yours, Sister Sarah.
Paul is dreamy. Can just imagine how mouthwateringly hairy is butthole is.
SoloRyan
Oops: credible* ("bile" applies as well)
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He's a cunt of man.
He looks like a doofus.
Anonymous
There is nothing DL loves more than a hot white gay hating guy.
Feminem
I saw ten gym bunnies today who were way hotter today. And I paid them scant attention, this dolt deserves even less.
r2, are you really that much of an idiot? Did you not notice my winky face in the author slot?
OP
He looks like an older version of David Henrie. As far as M.O. - well, she's just a she-beast. Should have been a linebacker for the Bears. Hate to run into her in a dark alley...
At times he looks toothless.
Take note fags - here's a real man! ALL real. My mudflaps are palpitatin'!
Cheryl
Honestly he looks like he belongs sitting on the top step of a rusty trailer, coors lite in hand. He has METH MOUTH people!!
All of you saying you wouldn't jump this are liers.
http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/502e78546bb3f7e959000000/paul-ryan-shirtless.jpg
I've seen better legs on a chicken!
Jude
Total Butterface
[quote]All of you saying you wouldn't jump this are liers. Home schooled, R21?
He's meh in the real world, but "hot" in politics -- which isn't saying much when you're in a sea of fugly. As far as M.O, R17? No one mentioned her, asshole.
He looks so douchey in that backwards baseball cap.
He really has a face of a twit. A contentious twit.
Hmmm I like Obama's look more He has those hot dick succking lips
He is so BLAH to me.
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He looks like the kind of guy you see going in and out of the booths at adult book stores. Not that I would know anything about that!
If anyone is thinking of reviving the old Mayberry RFD series, we've got your Goober.
I love him.
It's true .Washington really is Hollywood for ugly people.
He really does look retarded.
He looks strangely familar.... let me think about this....
Larry Sinclair
I can't believe people claim he's goodlooking. He looks inbred and he has DEAD EYES. Repulsive inside and out.
He looks awful here. This is the era of things like Mens Health magazine, where celebs go shirtless on the cover. 'Workout photos" have to reveal something - at least a sleeveless, tight shirt, showing ripped arms and the outline of a nice chest. Better yet, shirtless.
Follow Ryan into the shower, then we'll talk. But he's stil an asshole. The baseball cap on backwards makes him look even more like a douchebag.
He looks like a tweaker.
Hubba, hubba! After looking at these, my pussy is now every bit as wet as the breeze wafting into our vacation villa on Capri!
Ann%20Romney
He looks like a chicken.
The man is fugly! End of story.
I agree that he looks inbred, like a hillbilly.
He's hot. He's the type of hot, rugged DILF you see wandering the malls with their frau and spawn on the weekend. When you see him, you wonder to yourself, "Dare I cruise him?" and "What if he responds to my piercing gaze?" These "rugged straight types," in the most traditional sense of the term, make the best lovers. Sadly, you don't see many of these types, if at all, in the gay bars. You have to seek them out at malls and then summon the bravery to throw them a nod and a wink.
I wouldn't suck his (no doubt) tiny white man's dick if I was suffocating and his balls had oxygen in 'em.
Taffy
Jesus, I hope r44 is a parody post but I don't think so.
Does he have teeth? Why is his face broken so that his smile goes upside down? Is that a genetic glitch of some kind?
R44 went looking for Mr Goodbar.
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Except he doesn't look like that R21. His mouth always looks like he's trying to swallow his own face.
He is truly a ghoul, the Ichabod Crane for the Young Republican crowd. Those pictures parody themselves.
good gawd, he really does look like Goober from Mayberry!
dopie%20opie
[quote]After looking at these, my pussy is now every bit as wet as the breeze wafting into our vacation villa on Capri! Mama, I know you have to stretch sometimes to come up with clever descriptions of your pussy/mussy, but I feel the need to inform you that Capri is in the bone-dry part of Italy and gets very little rain.
(1) The comment is from Ann Romney, talking about her pussy, rather than from Momma (not "Mama"--newbie!) talking about her mussy (2) The Capri breeze can be wet if it comes from the oceanside, where the most prized villas for the wealthy indeed are But, many thanks for the benefit of your pedantry anyway.
Dustin Diamond is already pitching to play him in the inevitable HBO telemovie. Gomer Pyle had more sex appeal.
I am really not impressed with his body. And I was expecting much better arms and shoulders.
That's it F the issues I'm gonna vote with my loins
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Those pics look like an Onion parody
He is absolutely unappetizing. Looks like my social studies teacher, Julius Kornbluth.
Paul Ryan and Aaron Schock wear their ballcaps backward. It's much easier for them to 69 that way.
He looks goofy in those photos, very unsexy.
I clocked Jim McGreevey & I stand strong that Ryan has a secret gay life
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Ryan currently getting fucked up the ass. Thought you guys would be interested.
Oh, bitches, you HAVE to check these Ryan "memes" out!
http://mansplainingryan.tumblr.com/
Rafalca
R63 Thanks for the laugh
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Not looking so fierce in the debate tonight.
Paul Ryan NEVER looks fierce, r65.
Scroll down for debate poll.
http://www.cnn.com/
He's got Appalachia written all over his face
He looks better in black and white
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Aqwa0SzbB04/TEiBjx91oVI/AAAAAAAABUA/A7H0IjOQznA/s1600/Goober6.jpg
In the second picture he looks like Kathy from Real Housewives of New Jersey! (Before her face reconstruction.)
What's with his mouth? He looks like an old coot who has taken his dentures out!
He needs to do some upper and lower lip curls.
Good Lord, R44, seek help. Your life sounds like hell.
I swear to God I thought I was looking at Jim Varney from the Ernest movies. Has a man running for Vice President ever looked more like a toothless moron than Paul Ryan.
He is very Jim McGreevy-ish, r61!
Ha ha ha! Look at Mr. Spindle Legs.
Please Hammer, don't hurt 'em!
http://lightbox.time.com/2012/10/11/paul-ryan-all-pumped-up-for-his-closeup/%233
what an ugly, fuckhead little gnome.
R69, LOL!!!
I'm really afraid these pics of Ryan could win Romney the presidency. Remember when those beefcake photos of Spiro Agnew in a mankini clinched the election for Nixon in '68?
I'd lick his shitter. Word.
DUH!
http://www.tutiempo.net/en/Climate/Capri/162940.htm
R69, that was my first thought ... OMG, it's Goober!
It really is that lipless mouth. Actually grosses me out. Especially when I imagine him eating spaghetti. slurp slurp... On their own terms, those pictures are horrific. About as :"un-Presidential" as you can get. If they were from his youth, say, the Backstreet Boy era, we'd laugh and move on... but he POSED for these. As a career politician!
He has meth lower-face
He really is pretty much without any self-awareness, to pose for this silly pictures. It's a parody, but he doesn't realize it.
I swear that second pic looks like a promo for a CBS comedy involving some single dad.
Idiots who wear baseball caps indoors = douche bags. Idiots who wear baseball caps backwards = major douche bags. A 42 year old who wears a baseball cap backwards (and allows himself to be photographed) = douche bag supreme.
R88, I just got a "WTF" look from my SO for laughing so hard.
Does he really think a backwards baseball cap is an attractive look?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m95sqpXCzT1qgsxq9o1_500.jpg
I thought he was cute before the debate. But when you really do study his face, he is quite unattractive. And those photos are wrong on so many levels. You really do have to question a grown mans reasoning behind posing for those photos in dingy socks and dirty sneakers? What is he trying to convey? Who is his audience?
He has the face of a gargoyle. And flamingo legs. So, that's what all those people were salivating over??
Fuck Paul Ryan, OP! Just don't vote for him.
[quote]Who is his audience? Aaron Schock.
Wow, his legs are absolutely horrible. Everything about these photos is wrong. He looks really weak, too. So hunched over.
"You really do have to question a grown mans reasoning behind posing for those photos in dingy socks and dirty sneakers?" That's the part that looks the most rank to me. He looks like he's ready for(or just finished)The Redneck Games. Everything about him is so out of proportion-Instead of being warm and inviting,his blue eyes look perpetually bloodshot and creepy. He has a head full of hair,but that Widow's Peak conjures up images Munsters and Vampires. His body looks too weak to support his head and his legs look like matchstick shavings.And his suits are always two large and ill fitting-especially the pants. Ewwww....
His%20Mother
Yes, he does resemble Screech! Fucking hilarious! What kind of PR people does this dolt have? The TIME picture are ridiculous.
http://media.philly.com/images/screech9.jpg
a combo of screech and urkel
http://i46.tinypic.com/ab2wbd.jpg
He is only good looking because all you elder gays look so bad after 40.
r28 God what a racist thing to say