"50 Shades of Gay" is the story of billionaire fashion executive Christian Gay and his sadomasochistic relationship with the sexually inexperienced Andy Steele. Your job is to write a passage that mimics EL James's moronic prose. I'll start: [italic]He slipped the fifth finger in, sending my inner goddess writhing around like Madonna at the 1984 VMA's. "Well well," Christian said. "Like Marc Jacobs once told me, 'Four fingers, shame on you. Five fingers, shame on me.'"[/italic]
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We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
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