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- Shit
http://www.contactmusic.com/news/justin-bieber-s-laptop-stolen_3319726
- OP, where did you see the pic??
- "'yesterday during the show me and my tour manager josh had some stuff stolen. really sucks. people should respect other's property
"i had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect (sic)''
- It looks like gay porn shot at Bergen-Belsen.
- Nice cock.
- OP, I'm not buying it unless I see a) head shots and b) a source.
- That's a really tight, ripe foreskin. I assumed that his fundie father would have chopped that prepuce clean off.
It's odd that he has absolutely no pubic hair. Not even a trace - it's like he never grew any at all.
- That pic is NOT Justin Bieber. For one, it has a penis attached to the body.
No%20Vagine%3F
- Is that a trailer? Why would he pose with the curtains open like that?
Fake
- BRUNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- that is his tattoo
http://www.squidoo.com/justin-bieber-tattoos
- Yeah, as if!
- too fat.
I kid! I kid!
- He's a nasty looking thing, nude or not.
- Well, we know he isn't Jewish haha!
- Tattoo appears to match and that pic is probably taken in a tour bus, not a trailer as another poster suggested.
- Right on, Justin...nice intact cock, the way a dick should be. Beautiful foreskin.
- Agreed, R17. That tight skin almost makes you forget his face.
R7
- Tat's there. Canadians don't cut their kids.
Man, he must get a brazilian brazilians!
- At first I thought the tattoo was just super imposed with that weird rectangular mark appearing just above it. But when you compare the body to the one in the other pics it really does match up - same nipple placement, same skinny arm, same abdominal muscle pattern.
- That horrific gay pubic haircut is proof the boy is a poof.
- I'm liking Bieber a whole lot more than I ever did before.
- I wouldn't have suspected that he'd have a thick dick.
- [quote]Right on, Justin...nice intact cock, the way a dick should be. Beautiful foreskin.
You seriously need to get a fucking life, freak.
- Am I gonna get busted for having child porn on my computer for opening this thread, now?
- So his "career" is tanking so badly he leaks nudes to the internet?
- I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do. Many are repulsed/scared by them. Secondly, if you're Justin Beiber--you can get all the teen pussy you want simply by BEING Justin Beiber...you don't need to send girls nude pics in order to "seal the deal" when you're JB. It just doesn't make any sense.
- Was the photo verified to be him?
Is the story real?
Because we get a lot of fake claims like this.
- No, R25. Justin Bieber is over 18.
- R27, he is self-absorbed and thinks he's a stud
Simple explanation....
- In the picture, there is a light rectangular area above the tattoo. That makes me suspect it was photoshopped.
- [quote]he is self-absorbed and thinks he's a stud. Simple explanation....
How in the world did you come up with THAT based on my post?
- [quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often,
How do you know he's straight?
- R25. He's 18.
- Has his PR team confirmed or denied this is him?
- really easy to 'shop on a tattoo.
- We need to have an analysis from the Nipple Placement Troll to do a comparison.
- R36, that is why the other factors become relevant - if the nipples and physique are the same, that increases the chance that it is him.
You don't just go by one clue - they all have to be examined.
- I assume this is where OP got the link.
There are a couple of other milder photos at the link.
http://hausofdavid.tumblr.com/post/13447279346/jbiebernaked
- That first pic (with face) at R39's link look like a bad photoshop.
- Think about whether talented photoshopper pasted on a hand grabbing a dick onto Beib's skinny, pasty body with the tat.
- Can't confirm. I only see him from behind and I ain't ever done no reach around.
Daddy%20Bieber
- Surely Usher can confirm whether these are the real deal or not.
- Okay, you fooled me OP. When I saw the tat, I was like oh shit. Then I saw the cock and I went, oh wow. But alas, I guess it taint him.
- Can we just SAY it's him so that maybe it destroys his career once and for all?
- [quote]That horrific gay pubic haircut is proof the boy is a poof.
You are behind the times. Every str8 boy now has his pubes hacked off. Only non-porn stars over 28 still have pubes.
- So... he's uncut?
- Yes, R47, Bieber's uncut. His foreskin has not been photoshopped onto his dick. It's all there as is.
- He's from Canada. Most Canadians now are uncut.
- When Bieber was born it was 50/50 in Canada.
You can't go by the current year, dear. You have to go by the year in which the person in question was actually born.
- You girls are sick. This is a baby.
- mini meat!
- He should actually be glad about this. It is a nice, thick masculine looking cock that will help his image. He has been desperately trying to shrug off still seeming like a prepubescent kid.
- Gross. I can't believe people here would click on the link to see that little troll naked. Not to mention, the on-going lack of respect for other people's privacy. Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean you have to look. Lemmings.
- Straight guys absolutely send naked pics of themselves. Greg Oden, anyone?
- Well, we'll just have to see if his people deny the picture. Doesn't look bad, if I were Justin... I would say 'Yea, i's me'. It's a very 'celebrity' thing to do nowadays. Hell, it's not like someone is pissing on him in a video.
- [quote]Straight guys absolutely send naked pics of themselves. Greg Oden, anyone?
Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics. If women responded to that shit, craigslist 'male seeking female' section would be full of nude pics, which it's not. They don't respond to that shit.
- [quote]Gross. I can't believe people here would click on the link to see that little troll naked. Not to mention, the on-going lack of respect for other people's privacy. Just because it's on the internet doesn't mean you have to look. Lemmings.
Don't mistake my response to mean I'm an eldergay pedo or a "sex positive" idiot. But, hon, you clicked on the link. You contributed to this thread. You're probably going to respond and keep this thread going. Your outrage is pointless.
- Gross. He still has a body of a 12 year old and he has no body hair.
- Nude pics give him kind of an edge imho. Horny boys to horny (= silly) things, like sexting (and any boy wants to have that kind of 'street cred' of a naughty boy). Deffo a nice looking cock on that frail twink body. And in that case it really works for the viewer's advantage that the face isn't visible.
- Straight guys send naked photos of themselves ALL THE TIME.
What century are you living in?
- [quote] If women responded to that shit, craigslist 'male seeking female' section would be full of nude pics,
It sure is where I am from.
- It is a lot bigger than I thought it would be.
- R63, there's a still a debate about whether it's him or not.
The bodies seem to match up, but Gawker did an analysis in which they say they don't think it's him.
Who knows.
- [quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do.
Sexting is done by the majority of straight teens, male and female. You're a moron, gramps.
- [quote]He's from Canada. Most Canadians now are uncut.
They always were.
- I'm actually 33, but ok. Explain to me why all the hot straight guys on cam4 always have to beg and plead to get just one girl to cam with them?
- [quote]Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics.
Females take them, you moron! Are you some lesbian feminist? The majority of straight teenagers do this shit. iPhones are meant for dick and titty pix. You must be 50 years old. The kid that does my cousin's yard work sent a dick pic to her accidentally. It was meant for his girlfriend. He freaked out. My cousin who's on her 50s pretended that she had no idea what he was talking about. Kids are giving blowjobs at 12 years old.
Saing that in the 2010s straight guys don't take dick pix and send them to girls is akin to saying that homosexuality = men sleeping with women.
- Craigslist is to pick up strangers. Straight girls accept dick pix from boys they know who they hooked up with. This ain't the 1950s. How many young female celebs' phones were hacked and out came the nude pix? Remember Selina Gomez? You think those weren't for a guy? You think she didn't get a dick pic in return? That's the norm. Straight kids sext.
- [quote]I'm not really buying it. First off, straight guys don't take X pics as often, because females simply don't respond to nude pics the same way men do.
Grampy, this song is for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Ds_8KR-n2fBQ
- r63 the truth is that the perspective in the picture makes it look really big. Not sure it's big in reality, whether it's him or not.
- So THAT's what his dick looks like...
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- The music this guy sings is so bad, they have to do something to keep him in the news.
You have all been sucker punched by the latest PR gimmick. It is not him it is all hype.
Stop acting like such brainless, Corporate manipulated peons. Leave that to Biebers 12 year old female fans.
- Not a PR stunt, R73. That thing would scare the crap out of 12 y/o girls.
- Its a proven fake.
- I'm afraid to click on the link cuz I don't think he's legal yet.
- That's right r76. Don't click on it or you'll end up in jail.
- Some of you want sooooo bad for this to be real.
It isn't
The tattoo's aren't even the same if you bother to compare them.
What you're looking at is some kid with a poorly-done attempt at copying Beiber's tattoo.
Plus, what's with that rectangle?
Get%20Over%20It.
- Gawker says the belly buttons don't match (innie v. outie), and somebody else said that his arm tattoo should be visible in the picture and is not. Probably not him.
- Don't ALL guys, gay or straight, take pictures of themselves just to see what they look like?
And by the way, he may be 18 now, but how do we know when that picture was taken? (assuming it might be him)
- The OP is typical of a certain type of American so stupid and/or ill-schooled that they don't know the difference between "ie" and "ei," so they spell this name "Beiber" (instead of "Bieber," which is correct) even though the kid is arguably one of the most famous people on the planet. If you start a thread about someone famous and can't even spell his name right, what does that say about you?
- Nicely placed social media PR.
Pat%20Kingsley
- The only thing I like about him then is his uncut cock
- Also, r39's link says that pic was posted 10 months ago. The laptop was stolen a couple of days ago.
- Anthony Weiner, R81.
Explain that one.
- It's explained as "french" versus "german".
Americans are so dim.
- [quote]certain type of American
While making a queeny fuss out of how Bieber is spelled has such a sophisticated European flair?!
You're two steps away from the "Leave Britney alone" level of hysteric weirdness, r81.
- lol.
- First, you Marys panicking about "what if it's not legal" should grow a pair...this is a photo of a grown man. A grown man with no face in the photo.
And it's NOT Bieber.
Seriously, it's such a bad photoshop job.
All anyone - who isn't blind! - has to do is zoom in a little on the tattoo.
"What's with rectangle" "Is that his tattoo" become stupid questions because it's obvious that it's been photoshopped onto the picture. The pixels don't match, hence the rectangle.
And, yes, the belly buttons don't match.
Of course, self deluded queens will still hiss & fit that it might be him because they want to believe it's him.
I like real celeb dick shots. And though I couldn't give a crap about nude Bieber pics really...I have SUCH an annoyance about people who want to insist that any badly photoshopped pic is a "REAL NUDE!!".
(I have a friend who has a framed pic of that badly photoshopped Marky Mark Calvin Klein ad from year ago that was supposed to be Mark nude. He insists "on no it's real" and I want to slap him everytime.)
Let's Call a Thing A THING people
- micro meat
- Links, R49, R50?
R66, you're full of shite. Eric McCormick is cut.
R19, link?
So many of you uncut freaks are so full of hot air it's amazing you haven't floated away by now. What you might wish for isn't reality, boys.
- real or not, I'd love to fuck him. Nothing wrong with a good twink :)
- [quote]Doesn't mean their recipients want to see it. Ask most females and they're not interested in x pics.
My 17 year old niece just got busted for having some dick pics on her phone. So, yeah. Not only do guys send them, girls want them. Whores.
Times they are a changin' !!!
- Teen girls want to see the dick pics, but for moist teen girls, that's enough. If they were to actually see a cock in person, most would run the other way. It's a way of dealing with their sexual urges without the "danger" involved with actually being sexual.
- [quote]If they were to actually see a cock in person, most would run the other way.
WOW, you are clueless. Do you even *know* anyone under 30? Most of my female friends are in their early twenties (and I've known them since junior high), and they are as explicit as Samantha on "Sex and the City" in terms of describing their sex lives. (If anything *I'm* the most modest of the bunch!) Almost without exception they have either regular fuckbuddies or regular hookups if they're single, and with one exception they were regularly having sex by our junior year in HS. And yes, they regularly "document the evidence" if they happen upon a guy who's unusually well-hung via cellphone pic, just like my gay male friends do.
- [quote]but for moist teen girls, that's enough.
Um, I'm guessing that was a typo or hilarious Freudian slip. Hahaha
- r95, most women are not as slutty as your friends. Who we hang out with says a lot about ourselves. My niece is 14 and I've heard her and her friends talking about boys, but mostly puppy love crushes on a Taylor Lautner. Nothing really sexual. They wouldn't know what to do with a dick.
- It's true, most of the women I know (most are in their mid-twenties and early thirties now) think nothing of dick pics, and are into them for one reason or another. And have been that way since about the last leg of high school. I've seen more cell phone dick pics and heard more dick discussions (in person--not counting the internet) from straight women than I have from any other group.
- R97, wait two or three years. Unless your niece is an uptight, school-marmy prude like you are, or unless she's fat or fug (like you probably are), she'll be giving it out. I'm sorry you're bothered by the fact that my friends are good-looking and get laid fairly often, but get the fuck over it.
R95
- Shouldn't it be "Nude" instead of "Nudes, OP ?
There's only one pic.
- [quote]My niece is 14 and I've heard her and her friends talking about boys, but mostly puppy love crushes on a Taylor Lautner.
As though she's actually going to talk about who she gave a blow job to in front of you! Bitch, please. When you leave they probably swap fuck stories.
- Louis Peitzman wrote a piece about this photo on Gawker today and ended up having to remove the pic owing to concerns that whoever it depicts is underaged. Just about an hour ago he revealed that Gawker fired him. Do we think his dismissal had anything to do with this?
- So is it Justin or not?
- Wow, they fired him. He seemed like one of their more competent writers.
- Whatever happened to that bitch that claimed she was pregnant with his baby? They vowed to sue her...did they?
- He still hasn't said whether it was over the pic of the naked kid or what, but yeah, he's out.
R102
- I'm thinking if the guy was fired, it's probably Justin.
- Why would that be, R107?
He's not the only one that posted it. Didn't it originate elsewhere? he's not the one who stole Justin's laptop.
- No, but he posted it on Gawker, making them liable if it depicted someone underage. Or something
- These pics could have been taken when he was underage, how will that play into it?
- It means the webbie should probably delete this thread before we all get sent to Attica!!!
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- tiny meat.
heeheeheehee!!!!!!
- I'd rather see pics of his dad.
- Sheesh. Take some time to observe. It's not him. Look at OP and R11's pic-- different belly buttons.
- Where does Louis say that he was fired?
- I have no interest in seeing Justin's Beiber.
- According to a comment posted to Gawker, the photo we saw earlier is of a Dutch guy from xtube.
http://www.xtube.com/community/profile.php%3Fuser%3Dwouter_19
- R117 has settled the debate.
Not Bieber.
And not underage.
http://www.xtube.com/view.php%3Fs%3DuDwzxVrVzw9%26p%3D3HoSoQIZA84%26pin%3D
- Then why are the physique & tattoo the same as Bieber's?
- "Nicely placed social media PR.
by: Pat Kingsley"
You got that right! Bieber's new music video is premiering at noon and he's been tweeting about it today. One of the "leaked" videos posted by Perez is actually from the video.
- [quote]Then why are the physique & tattoo the same as Bieber's?
The physique is not the same as Bieber's. It's similar in the way that most any skinny young guy has a similar physique. It's a skinny young guy. Look at the other photos at R117's link with the actual real guy's head attached.
And photoshopping on a tattoo is beginner stuff. It's really easy, and if that weird rectangle above the tat in the faked image is a result of adding the tat, then whoever did the photoshopping job is a total amateur. There's no reason for such sloppy work.
- Yep, PR stunt. The alleged thief "gexwy" just posted this link, and Bieber re-tweeted it. Super lame.
http://www.vevo.com/watch/justin-bieber/beauty-and-a-beat/USUV71201136
- The secret video showing Justin frolicking at a pool with Nicki Minaj does make me think less of him.
- That Dutch guy will be popular. Deservedly.
- The pic isn't him. It's been around for two years now. It's fake.
- Original pic from XTube
http://cdn1.publicphoto.xtube.com/photos/20100427/09/l3HoSoQIZA84.jpg
- another pic including his face.
http://cdn1.publicphoto.xtube.com/photos/20100427/09/l5U7B9XgUuHJ.jpg
- [quote]The secret video showing Justin frolicking at a pool with Nicki Minaj does make me think less of him.
This lame PR stunt makes everyone think less of him.
- You know Justin had fun looking for the dick pic to use . . .
- Would be funny if Beiber had actually retweeted it with #superlame (the way R122 's post reads).
- Does the guy at R117's link sing ??
Also -- what is up with the Gawker writer's firing ?? Was he caught being part of this big PR bullshit and fired for it ?
- So it turns out the Pic is a fake.
- The only shocking thing to me is that Justin Bieber might actually have a penis.
- Since his pic is fake r133, I think it's safe to say he doesn't have one.
- You queens need to get a life...seriously.
- I didn't know Bieber had such a big clit.
- Should we get a life like yours, R135? Maybe we should!
Trolling internet gossip boards to invest our time posting in threads that we opened and read in spite of our pretense of disinterest just seems so glamorous!
- OMG I would suck that
