Just got a text from the one I'm closest to asking if she can crash in my guest room tonight. I said yes. They fight every week over stupid shit. One time it was about flirting with the Target cashier. Another time it was about being talked down to at a party in front of everybody. Another time it was about who drank the last Pepsi.
This time when she asks for advice, I'm going to suggest that she leave.
Sounds like any relationship where there's a struggle for control. They need a course in how to resolve differences diplomatically.
They need to state their boundaries NOW so they don't have to state them THEN.
I hope she doesn't crab-walk down your stairs tonight.
R3 beat me to it.
[quote]They fight every week over stupid shit.
Of course they do. They're lesbians.
I hope you told the bitch you aren't running a bead and breakfast here!
That's why I'm happy to be single.
OP, stock up on yogurt
I used to have schizophrenic lesbian neighbours. Seriously. This was in an apartment so when they fought I heard it all. There was screaming, crying, banging and eventually the cops were called but nobody was ever arrested. Later on that night they had loud makeup sex. They were both obese slobs.
Lesbian 1: "We're low on TP, toothpaste, vodka, and laundry detergent.
Lesbian 2: "I'll call and say we had a fight. I'll need my stretchy pants and a trench coat."
Lesbian 1: "Oh, and check if he's had the Vicodin refilled. I have more potassium you can substitute."
I was the only man in an apartment building full of stereotypical, old-line diesels and fake-femme users. It was insane drama constantly. One night I came home from work and they were all having a broken-beer-bottle-stab-you fight on the front lawn. They stopped as I made my way up the walk, saying, "Hi. Hello. How are you?" And when I got to the door I heard, "OK, you bitch! You're gonna get it!"
[quote]I'm going to suggest that she leave
Be careful how you word this, OP, or she'll figure it's an invite to move into your guest room.
When Cher took in Diana Scarwid as her lesbian lover it irritated me too.