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"Stealth" Eldergays Are Hilarious

I was picking up a prescription today, and this pushy eldergay asked if I was waiting in line (which I clearly was). When I made eye contact to give him a curt, "Yes," I noticed he was one of those older men who will never come to grips with the fact that they aren't 25 anymore. He looked like he was at least 65, but he was wearing trendy workout gear intended for someone far younger. He was also frantically texting because, you know, that's what you'd people do or whatever. The icing on the cake is when his partner, who had to be about 70, walked up in similar gear (and a blonde toupee)! My pointless inner-bitchery was interrupted when I was called to the counter to pick up my prescription, but a second pharmacist came out and the guy behind me came forward. So here he is, totally basking in his "youthfulness," and then realty hits! The pharmacist asked for the guys date of birth and I clearly heard the month and day, but he whispered the year. Too bad the person helping me didn't ask my birthdate. I would've yelled out 1986 and smiled at Mr. Stealth Eldergay. I don't get it. Older men who embrace their maturity are hot. Why don't some people get how silly they come across by refusing to grow up?

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