425lb. Gang Member Tries to Abduct Boy Walking to Soccer Practice

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• Love quadruple chin

• I hope yours gets off the ground better than this one...

  http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:showThread,12012741,1

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• Isn't that the DL mascot?

• A few more pounds and he'll be fused to his couch!

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• I didn't think that was a real pic the first few times I saw it, I thought it was CGI or wax.

• Oooh! A neck you can MOTORBOAT!

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• I don't get it, was he going to eat the kid?

• He looks like he's wearing a cheap, not very realistic fat suit. It's strange how his relatively skinny face is embedded in a huge blob of neck/chin fat.

• He tried to kidnap a girl earlier in the day. Sick fuck.

• "Espinoza was booked on suspicion of false imprisonment, child annoying, and gang enhancements"

• This guy's collapsed nose from cocaine use is freaky.

  http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cocaine-nose%2C0%2C3064247.story

• His face does resemble a soccer ball - a huge soccer ball.

• I think he looks like one of those bad CGI representation from "Grimm" - a human/bullfrog creature.

• That's not normal fat distribution. Looks like lipodystrophy, the accumulation of fat that might be caused by anti-retroviral drugs. If the guy really is HIV positive, wait until the tabloids pick up on that tidbit.

• This is why I hate DL's new format. I hate seeing this man's disgusting face.

• Why is a 425-lb. human dirigible allowed in public anyway? Doesn't that break some sort of public eyesore laws for those of us who eat LESS than a blue whale?

• Today's gangmember is brought to you by Cheezits brand snack crackers.

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• Holy shit, R17

• [quote]child annoying, and gang enhancements" I guess I'll have to remember that child annoying is a no no next time I wrestle the Xbox controllers away from my nephew. I could have been arrested dozens of times. WTF are child annoying and gang enhancements?

• He looks like maybe there's a chance that perhaps he just might have sleep apnea.

• Looks like a giant shaved nutsack.

• Due to these new photo link box things, I see OP's 'gang member' every time I scroll down the DL. Thanks, OP.

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• Is that a feed bag strapped to his face?

• Was the kid a snack?

• Looks like a Dick Tracy villain

• Nice to see one of you finally left your mothers' basement to get s ome fresh air.!