Well, the best words you ever hear from anyone whoever they are, are: I love you. And of course they are the best words you can say to anyone as well- but say it only if you really mean it.
OP has a gunt.
"Since they had to put the metal plate in my head, I can't smell a thing."
"Ok, I'll increase your allowance."
I have 19" biceps.
"Wow! It's much larger than I had anticipated."
Have a good day? Here's a Guinness, and I'm making spaghetti using your mom's recipe
I'll be leaving now.
Misogynist, pussy envy, womyn hating op.
Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.
"For I am Batman. May I clean your toilet?"
All right, all right...I got Ann fired! And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you pesky kids!
Has charlie merged with Robin and D-A-V-I-DA Ro-chelle?
His post gave me diabetes.
R15, You're a poor excuse for a human being.
OP is dying to hear a man say he loves her gunt.
"On the day I first saw you -- over ten years ago -- I was instantly smitten. I knew that we were destined to be together, that it was to be true love, the type of love you only read about in fairy tales. So sure was I, that I immediately called my broker and purchased 200,000 shares of Apple stock and had them placed in an irrevocable trust in your name. Today, the trust matures."