Contributions you have made to the Datalounge and the back story
Would like to hear what's behind: elaborate scenario troll, the numbers ratings .5/10, Julianne Moore - seriously, and fraufish.
Im new. bring me up to date, datalounge.
All the stuff I ever contributed is really old-timey now-
I started the thread "A Good Bottom Makes His Own Lube" which achieved minor league infamy in the flames and freaks category (now defunct)
My cats names was Miss Sissy Boodles
Miss Sissy Boodles may have departed this Earth but that name will be fondly remembered here, r1.
My pussy stinks.
Your name has no power here Miss Sissy Boodles!
I see MissSissyBoodles over on Gawker. Is that you?
I believe I may have posted the first "What's on their iPod?" thread. I forget the original story but I believe it was someone who died while wearing such a device while crossing railroad tracks or something and I posted the question in a separate thread. From then, it quickly spread to anyone who dies, usually in some bizarre way.
I do not have time for this shit. I am saving Democracy from that crazy-ass Mormon and my brilliant fucking career from the dumper.
Anybody got a light? And something hashishistic to go with it?
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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