Great question. But I would have asked the opposite.
I hate in movies when they portray a guy getting a blowjob and within the first two seconds of the person going down on them the guy is howling in pleasure and cumming 10 seconds later. That's not realistic.
First of all, fewer people than you think know how to give a good BJ. And there is a warm up period even to a good BJ before it starts feeling amazing. And some people are just silent cummers. Everything is happening on the inside.
Not all blow jobs rock my world. But I am shocked how often on screen men look like they are not enjoying the sex that much. Besides being sexy, being a good porn star really boils down to one thing: enjoying sex or convincing us that you are. 90% fail on one or both accounts.
[quote]First of all, fewer people than you think know how to give a good BJ.
That is why I have quite a few married 'str8' guys coming by regularly.
There's no such thing as a "bad" blow job.
[R4] That's a lie. Some people use their teeth too damn much, some don't know how to use more spit, some just don't know how to get other people off. I've had a lot of bad blowjobs and more than enough good ones to know the difference. It's also rare that I have an orgasm from getting sucked, but I think that's just a result of me being horny the time and mastubating too much.
I have had a number of blowjobs but only two people who I can remember who could get me off from start to finish using their mouths.
I, on the other hand, can get any guy off using just my mouth. I know what it takes to give amazing head - a soft wet mouth that knows when to suck and when to blow.
That's from a series of videos that were made and marketed 10, maybe 15 years ago. The models are clearly street hustlers whose stock-in-trade is their "straight" demeanor. Hence the blank look during the BJ, all part of the act. This particular model is featured in maybe 15 different sessions, and cums spontaneously whenever "Vinnie" puts his big dick up the boy's ass. But always with the same blank expression.
Smell you, r6!
You sound like a control freak.
you kind of have to be a control freak to get someone off by giving them a BJ.
That's why giving is enjoyable,R9--it's the control and power you have over whomever your blowing. BJs ain't necessarily submissive. Those can be fun, too.
Not everybody makes as much noise about love as you do.
Then do you not want the person you're blowing to make any noise, r10? I would hope my partner would let me know if they are/are not happy with what I'm doing.
It's called being doped out of your mind, dear.
You can tell by how rigid a guy's dick is whether or not he is enjoying it. He doesn't have to make a sound.
BJ's are boring.
R15 must've had bad ones.
I love buzz. have rubbed a ton out looking at this series. Anyone know where he is and if he rents?
The worst blow job I ever had was also the most painful. The guy caught my frenulum between his teeth and then freaked and yanked his head away, ripping the skin and causing me to bleed rather profusely. Truly awful!
[quote] How can you get a blowjob
And not make any sound or facial expression (nsfw)?
I hate a silent fuck. It's so...bizarre. Especially the ones who are silent but still look at you intensely. Very psychotic and Jeffrey Dahmer.
Made me howl just reading that!
Saying what you want out loud usually helps.
[quote]But I am shocked how often on screen men look like they are not enjoying the sex that much.
Um, maybe because they *aren't* enjoying the sex much? You are delusional if you buy that people do porn because they "love sex." With rare exceptions, it's because they're desperate for money and/or fucked in the head.
R4 is either a virgin or insane. I've had *plenty* of mediocre blowjobs in my life, as well as a number of horrible ones. I've never sustained an injury to the extent of R18's, but I've certainly encountered a number of "biters."
anal anal anal! I love it
The problem with Vin Dawg (the cocksucker) or whatever he calls himself is that even though he has a very nice, good sized, thick cock at his disposal, he is a lousy fucker. He seems to have a very hard time getting in and staying in. Maybe in real life he is a big bottom and doesn't like topping.
This guy, Buzz, (the cocksuckee) was allegedly married with a couple of kids and was always in need of cash.
Why in the fuck would some guy bite your dick? That sounds pretty passive/aggressive to me.
I'd fucking slap someone for that.