Thinking of moving? Breaking down penis size by state, city
Condomania began marketing 'TheyFit' condoms six years ago, a set of 76 varied sizes to provide a perfect fit. The data pool for this study has swelled to more than 27,000 men, enough to draw some tentative conclusions. The tumescent curve runs from 3" to 10", falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6". This conforms with previous studies, including the Kinsey Report.
By city. Biggest first
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
8. San Francisco
10. St. Louis
17. Los Angeles
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth
50 States ordered by penis size, biggest to smallest
I'd think Detroit would be closer to the top of the list...if you know what I mean.
NATURALLY, any place will lots of hot black and Dominican dudes will be at the top of the list. No way, San Diego can rank higher than largely black cities.
I can't think of anything New Orleans and Washington have in comOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
New Orleans was first because of all the big dicked black guys, now that I have moved to Florida we should get up to at least number six.
Texas is not going to be happy about that placement
Everything apparently ISN'T bigger there
I can't figure out San Diego's placement, unless it's the military influx. There's both Navy and Marine bases there.
I don't get the New Hampshire thing, unless its recently arrived Puerto Ricans, Dominicans and French Canadians upping the ante.
Boston is helped by a large Brazilian and Dominican population, but seriously, Detroit and Philly have fare more blacks.
D.C. ain't all that. I've lived here more than twenty years and have gasped few times, even with the black guys.
They could have saved themselves the work and just ranked the places with the largest number of Black males, Dominicans, Ricans, and Brazilians. That would be the most accurate penis size list.
I spent half a day in an Austin ABS and every cock I had ranged from above average to holy-fuck-YES! Surprised it isn't on the list
Oh, and San Juan would be #1 if they included Puerto Rico in the poll.
The only thing this shows is that the rank of cities with the biggest......liars.
Ridiculous. If it were ranked by sales it still would be off, because the people in Portland use big condoms as the casings for their homemade falafal summer sausage. It's the rage there.
Austin: micro-meat. Believe me, I've had plenty.
You can't really go by this list because not all males use condoms. In fact, I'd be surprised if hardly any use condoms because of birth control.
OTOH, since most gay guys use condoms, this list might be on the money for the gay population.
#2. Washington, DC?
It's a town full of big dicks with small dicks.
Also, considering the pregnancy rate amongst blacks, I'd imagine not too many use condoms either.
No, I'm not a racist, but a realist. This has much much as socioeconomic class than color of skin. I'm sure it's just as true for whites in the same class.
R14, amongst the political class, that's true, but most of the political elite do not live in Wash DC.
Anyone with a brain knows that this is all a calculated fabrication. Completely made up.
Blacks are showers, not growers. Hence their overratedness. Plus they always exaggerate, talk themselves up, and are always grabbing their crotches.
[quote]It's a town full of big dicks with small dicks.
You're forgetting the large black population.
New Hampshire - 1.3 million people
24.5% French Canadian
How does that get to be ranked #1?
Those data seem so random I doubt they mean much.
R20. How does New Hampshire get to be ranked #1?
A. Former New Hampshire Gov. John Sununu skews the average. He's one of the biggest dicks in the country.
Good thing I'm a lesbian, since the state I want to be in is quite far down on the list.
Well, the big-dicked black gentlemen from New
Orleans were all shipped here to Houston, and it's working out well for us.
Mrs. George H.W. Bush
Since there are no numbers attached and they conform to previous studies, I don't think anyone should be too excited (or not)or feel missing out on big dicks. I mean, yeah if your state average is 5.6 inches and another state is 5.8, obviously you live in a sea of micro-dicks and the next state over is full of huge cocks...
95% of dicks are 5-7 inches long and 4-6 inches in girth. I doubt the average in any of these states deviates more than a few millimeters from the overall mean.
NH doesn't surprise me. There's something in the air up here. Tall, big hands, dicks the size of a farm animal and harder than those granite mountains.
How can MA be so high on the state list when it has such a large Irish population?
The average American erect penis is 5.1 inches. Yeah, I know you think you're bigger. But you're not.
These numbers are rigged!
Basing penis size on race and ethnicity and using it as a factor to determine where you should live.
Typical shallow, cock-obsessed Entitled White Faggot talk.
Speak for yourself R29!!! I'm feelin' pretty good here!
It's interesting and fun, but even with the 27,000 sample size, I can't imagine this is anywhere near accurate, or better yet, it's not really useful. Especially considering that the vast majority of men don't even order custom condoms.
This is bogus
You guys are so full of shit.
I have lived in the Dominican and there are just as many tiny ones as big ones. The same goes for the black population.
try to cry out in the heat of the moment possessed by a fury that burns from inside
Hawaii should be in last place.
Micro-meat. Asians, Samoans, Micronesians. Smallest cocks on the planet.
I'm in 100% agreement with R37. I'm honestly shocked that Hawaii came in 6th. I thought it would be dead last.
If military guys ever use condoms, they don't do it enough.
This study is regarding penis length, but do people really buy condoms according to their length? As long as they cover the first six inches or so, your only concern should be width. That way they stay on and/or are not too tight.
There is no reason that military/Navy dudes would have larger penises than the general population. Army dudes, perhaps, because it is the branch with the largest number of black dudes, but not a city with a Naval base.
[quote]I can't figure out San Diego's placement, unless it's the military influx. There's both Navy and Marine bases there
You're treating this as if it's cold hard fact, which, of course, it isn't.
It's an entertaining "study" to be sure, but I'd hardly think my chance of finding a big dick in city A instead of city B depends on this at all.
Seriously, people can't see all the flaws in the stats, yet are up in arms about the supposed "wrong" rankings?
It's just merely coincidence this results are released right before the election!
But what if you're not into black men?
How big of a slut do you need to be for *average* penis size in the entire population to be a significant factor for you?
Well R45, I just changed my a4a profile to New Orleans! I'm gonna find me some diiiiiick