My musty mussy has come alive on this cold fall night.
My mussy is itching for the touch of a man. I want to man to stick his meat whistle up my quivering manhole. My puss-he needs to be filled by a well-endowed member. My man-gina is hungry for some man meat.
In other words, I'm horny.
I find it sad some people here find this shit funny.
I find it sad that cunts like R1 populate the DL and offer nothing but church lady judgments and humorless clucks, and probably get their granny panties sticky over it all.
I find stuff life this Hilarious!!!!!!
I'm as damp as a cellar down there... All mildewy... Enter if you dare.
OP is alive with the sound of things that never 'happened'.
R2 is 100 years old.
Well douche that shitpussy out, Mary- and go walk your dog in the park. Good luck!
This shit is so tired.
The phrase "so tired" is tired, because it goes back to drag queens circa 1989.
Suck my meat-tangine
I dont care what any of you sour bitches think, this stuff cracks my shit up. Only a humorless cow wouldn't find it funny.
Go ahead, gurl and dust off that mussy. I'm sure there's some hot blatino meat just waiting to fill your manguyna!
Momma's mussy is a'hankerin' for a sailor suitor to insert his rod and catch some sea bass!!
Get a blog, you fat whore!
But what if you meet a mussy dustier than your own, cobwebs completely up the fanny, and the owner wants to dust her broom on your stickpussy?
With all due respect, ma'am...
Momma's mussy is trembling like a...
......I can't, guys. I got nothing! I'm not witty enough to be Momma :(
O.K., I'll go. Mamma's Mussy is damper than a Louisiana magnolia wet with a spring morning's dew.