Lord those poor girls are getting as fat as mama. The skinniest one is the one who just had the baby. Have they shown her six toes yet? Since they have a show and more money now perhaps they should put Alana on a workout routine. She's way too fat for pageants.
Hope she's socking away some of the money and paying off her mortgage, etc.
The Thompsons rent, r1. They were in arrears before the show started.
That pic is priceless. Only in America!
God, she's only 33?
Even better R2. She better sock money away and buy a trailer for cash. It can't be expensive in Bumfuck, TN or wherever they are.
Sad huh R4? I'm 48 and look a hell of lot better and younger than Mama June.
Oh please, just wait. It's only a matter of time before they'll be "loadin' up the truck and movin' to Beverly.....Hills, that is Swimmin' pools, movie stars.
Then we can all watch as their fame fades leaving disaster in it wake. The family will feud over money. June and Sugar Bear will split up. Some of the kids will succumb to addictions, while others start doing "fatty" porn for easy money. At least one person in the family will commit suicide.
What is all this talk in the comments of ketchup and Country Crock? Don't tell me that's what fatass June makes pasta sauce out of? Please, god, no.
The are chunky kids because they're poor and they eat high starch food and get little to no exercise. That said, if you stood outside of a high scool I venture to guess that MOST kids would look just like them.
I am fairly certain R7 that no matter what happens all of the girls will be unwed mothers jus' like Mama.
I thought you had to have an actual disability to use one of those scooters. Can just anyone use them?
That little one is gettng heavier, there's no way she can win a pageant looking like that.
That mom just makes me laugh to look at her. She is funny, but I worry for those kids.
What is it with showing fat women? It's just beyond disturbing. Those electric carts are enablers. Let the cows walk.
[quote]What is all this talk in the comments of ketchup and Country Crock? Don't tell me that's what fatass June makes pasta sauce out of? Please, god, no.
Mama June makes "sketti" sauce out of an ice-cream-scoopful of Country Crock margarine and a few squirts of ketchup.
Then she puts them in a plastic container and microwaves the whole thing before dumping it over hot spaghetti.
Here you go:
This comment on dlisted cracked me up:
[quote]if mtv paid $100,000 per episode to each member of jersey shore, and $1 million per episode to kim kardash, then mama june deserves at least $50,000 per epi. MILK TLC DRY! spit and grease up them hands, pull ya sleeves up, stare that cock in the eye and milk the money mama june!!! MILK IT!!!!!
"Subtitled Pageant Pigs" is my favorite comment on Dlisted.
Here's a picture of Mama in her younger years. She was never a looker:
That photo looks like it came out of 1985, but based on Mama's age, it was mid 90s and she was rocking a teased up mullet. And poor Mama has never been thin a day in her life.
I see a lot of women around still wearing mullets and teased hair especially in little podunk towns.
r32, in rural areas the fashions are always behind the times. This is true for the entire country, not just the South. There are small towns in the US in 2012 where the people still dress and wear their hair like it's 1986.
That cow is only 33? And she uses ketchup and margarine to make sauce?
I am going to vomit. That is fucking disgusting.
The whole lot of them is disgusting.
I bet [bold]her[/bold] pussy stinks!!
My pussy doan stink, Shayl. It REEKS! Fo' Gawd! I swear, thay's gnats and fruit flahs makin' 'emselves some nests in mah boo-boo-bearin' poobs!
Mama June. She of the Stinketh Pussy.
Are these people getting the same treatment as the Duggers? Are they getting flown to NY for appearances on The Today Show and Live with Kelly and Michael? Freebies?
Mama June will not make appearances R38. She's unwilling to leave her family or maybe, as one poster stated, she's afraid to leave her familiar surroundings.
They've been on Anderson's show a few times.
Oh leave them alone! They are simple country folk! I think they need a "Very Special Honey Boo Boo" episode where Michelle Obama comes to visit and have dinner. I can't imagine who would be more horrified.
They just got a raise. Bumped up from $4000 an episode to $20,000.
KILL IT WITH FIRE! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS IT?!?!?
This country could not possibly be more over. Just nuke the whole fucking thing.
R28 I agree. This family isn't getting paid nearly enough considering what the network makes off of them. That stupid Jersey cast is set for life. That little girl will be teased and bullied for doing this show for the rest of her life. She should at least get well rewarded for that.
I read a story a couple of weeks ago that some townsfolk weren't too happy about having the show shoot in their midst. They were afraid that viewers might base their impressions of the town and the people solely on the Boo Boo Child family.
I would love to sniff the seat of that scooter after Mama June ground some sweaty 'business' into it after sitting on it for a few hours. It would be heaven
She looks like Catherine O'Hara in a fat suit.
This makes me wonder: Is this a Christopher Guest mockumentary? This can't possibly be real.
"Mama June will not make appearances [R38]. She's unwilling to leave her family or maybe, as one poster stated, she's afraid to leave her familiar surroundings."
Or maybe she's aware that the whole world is laughing and her and her pore trashy family, and doesn't want to be laughed at in person.
I heard they were going to be bumped up to 8,000 r42, 20,000 is better, but they still deserve a lot more especially since TLC is getting the entire family for that. Sure TLC put them on the map and deserves to be a bit exploitative, but they are really ripping them off. It seems like the family would have some leverage since their personalities can't be copywritten, they should be able to threaten taking their show to another network. They'd just have to change the title.
I watched the show a month ago for about 10 minutes and couldn't see the appeal, but then last Sunday they were doing a marathon and me and mom got into it.
June definitely needs to do a redneck cookbook. Obviously the margarine and ketchup recipe is an unhealthy substitute for real spaghetti sauce, but it probably tastes pretty good. People would think it's a fun idea and it'd sell well. I hope she'd be able to keep TLC's greedy claws off the profits.
As bad as they look, they are actualy very good loving parents.
Yep r50, and gay friendly. Uncle Poodle is totally accepted and loved.
The comments on the sketti video are hillarious
"I am ashamed of the human race "
"And this is why the whole world hates us..."
These criminal pasts should certainly make next season interesting when some of the dough starts rolling in and causing some conflicts within the family. Maybe they're generic poor living hand to mouth, failing to pay the bills, and scraping by any way they can (even if it means having the kid sing for the family's crap supper) or just really low lifey. They type of people who could make a hard earned dollar or hold on to it due to questionable activities. I've never watched the program so I don't know which type they are.
So are the daughters all by the same father? How long have June and Sugar Bear been together? How old was Sugar Bear at the time of the burglary 18 years ago?
R58 each girl has a different father. They are all in jail except Sugar Bear who is Honey Boo Boo's babydaddy.
I love the little sign on the front of the Walmart scooter.
I can believe that June managed to get one guy to fuck her, but four?!?
Cartman's on a scooter too.
June's criminal past is ho-hum. She was jailed for 4 days for not paying $643 in child support, and then she paid it. Some people are really poor, the kind of people who have railroad tracks running through their backyard. So surprising she had trouble paying her bills, let's throw her in debtor's prison. Admittedly Sugar Bear's burglary conviction is more troublesome, but that was 20 yrs ago.
R61, her old photos show a normal looking woman, not attractive but not remarkably unattractive either. Her teen daughters were conceived when she looked like that.
w&w for r20 with the Smith's reference.
any new paparazzi pics?
[quote]her pore trashy family
Oh, the irony.
To whom would June pay child support?
Mama June rumored to be on Dancing with the Stars.
Hell if they can put Chaz on it, and she's a hefty woman, why not let June try her luck on DWTS?
It would be the first time I watch DWTS.
[quote]I can believe that June managed to get one guy to fuck her, but four?!?
It's so easy to get guys to fuck you when you're a woman.
when does next season of HBB begin?
When does new season air?
My fat ass needs one of those scooters!
[quote]I would love to sniff the seat of that scooter after Mama June ground some sweaty 'business' into it after sitting on it for a few hours.
Well, soon you can. the premier of HBB will be a Watch and Sniff" show.