http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD6jO4u6R78
- Tiny cocks, alcoholics, sad.
- R1 Exactly how would you know this information - especially the tiny cocks part?
- r1 gets his info from being a lifelong member of the Tiny Cock Brotherhood.
- Don't know about the tinymeat part myself, but the alcoholic part is true.
I think Lee Tamahori's film Once Were Warriors is a fairly realistic view on Maori life.
Sad, because they are truly SO sexy.
- I agree!
Dame%20Kiri
- Do the guys put out?
- Didn't one of those fellows recently marry into The Royal Family?
- Don't I know it, OP!
Fiona%20A.%20Cleary
- Tiny Cocks Brotherhood. That's very funny, R3/OP. Perhaps you should try for a career as a comedian.
- Tendency towards obesity, like other Polynesians.
- Isn't Russell Crowe part Maori?
- Kiri Te Kanawa is.
- R1, don't let the "all 'native' cultures are perfect" idiots get you down. You're absolutely right, sad to say.
But you didn't add "mostly fat," which they also are.
- Is that Snooki at the beginning (I didn't watch the rest of it) ???
- Jemaine Clement is half Maori and he's pretty much the sexiest person I can think of right now.
http://jemainiacs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/190808011110_jemainedetail.jpg
- Which half, R15?
- Russell Crowe would like people to believe he's that interesting. He's just a boring little white boy who pretends he's much tougher than he is.
Maori people can be incredibly beautiful but a Western diet along with alcohol and drugs takes it toll on many.
- I love JGeek and the Geeks.
Super hot Maori guys with actual talent. Youtube their songs "Maori Boy," and "Icky Sticky," and "Taniwha."
They're more Youtube famous than mainstream famous, but I think they've got talent. Plus they're hot!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nwm6frRyfE
- Taniwha is a pretty cool video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7acx40hSE&feature=relmfu
- R1 is absolutely correct. Miniscule cocks. Maybe it explains their anger.
Interestingly, NZ must have the highest proportion of mesomorphic white men on the planet. You've never seen so many rugger bugger bodies. Very interesting phenomenon. Well, soon to be past phenomenon. The native white population is immigrating to Australia at a vast and unsustainable rate - even more so since the Christchurch earthquakes. They're being replaced by Pacific Islanders and Indians. So yet more tiny cocks. If you care about meat (and who doesn't?), it's a national tragedy.
Cosmo
- Cosmo, you sound like a real gem. Maybe you'd be better suited to Australia. Or even Apartheid South Africa, perhaps? The world certainly needs more "people" like you. *rolling eyes*
In any case, more hot young shirtless Maori guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3Lsh_bcuc&feature=relmfu
- Here you go, OP.
It's OMC!
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DC2cMG33mWVY
- Once Were Warriors is most certainly not a representation of average Maori life. That would be like saying Compton is a representation of life for the average black person.
Maoris don't tend towards fat anymore than white NZer's - I think you must be getting confused with Pacific Islanders, who are a different race and unfortunately do tend towards obesity.
Maoris are generally good folk and contrary to how the media portrays the relationship, white NZers and maori tend to get on pretty well.
There are small hardcore groups trying to play on white guilt to get more handouts, but most recognise the bullshit and are just happy to get on with life.
Gorgeous gorgeous looking people.
Quarter%20maori%20Nzer
- Lol at the lady helping him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dx8tzJdZB0cc
- Maori all blacks rugby team haka.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DGLgvE_vd2Bo
- [quote]Cosmo, you sound like a real gem.
Never said I was PC. Just recounting the facts, and the scenery as I saw it.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm
Cosmo
- At least they're not Jawas: disgusting creatures!
- What is a jawa?
Why are Maoris different from Polynesians!
- I have rubbed noses with a REAL Maori at his marae, or community centre.
If you beg me, I'll let you smell me.
- honestly you guys do not know what you are talking about i am from new zealand and lived here my whole life. they do not have tiny dicks, usually on the large side to be honest, white people are not leaving new zealand stupid, get your facts right...
- Troy Polamalu is Samoan and oh so dreamy. Are they related to the Maori or completely unrelated?
http://chicksinthehuddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/troy-polamalu-pictures-1.jpg
- R31, the Maori, Samoans, Niuans, Tongans, Marquesans, Tahitians, native Hawaiians, etc. -- all Polynesians.
- I vastly prefer tiny cocks, bring them on.
- Is Dan Carter part Maori?
http://kellyolexa.squarespace.com/storage/dan-carter-models-for-jockey-underwear.jpg%3F__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION%3D1317086254712
