Who is invited? Who will cook us dinner? Where will it be? What will the entertainment be?
I am open, as long as Joyce DeWitt, Bonnie Franklin, and Linda Lavin can come.
Should Ina Garten cook?
Should Bonnie Franklin tapdance while Patti Lupone sings?
Is Lisa Whelchel allowed to attend?
All suggestions welcome.
Only if you serve the mushroom souffle I prepare, with my special woodland blend, and you get the first piece, OP.
[quote] Joyce DeWitt, Bonnie Franklin, and Linda Lavin can come.
GEEZ! talk about Cat-Fight
R1, see R23 of attached thread.
These nasty replies are actually amusing and quite validating.
James, you are the most disliked and unfunniest DL troll since misshelenbedd. Congratulations.
I don't think that Bonnie Franklin will be tap dancing.
I still want her there, R6.
What about Lisa?
You guys suck.
This could be a fun thread.
[quote]James, you are the most disliked and unfunniest DL troll since misshelenbedd. Congratulations.
Yet here you are, just an another anon poster that nobody knows or cares for, R5.
Am I going to have to eat out on the patio again?
You've been warned about using the term "eat out," Cheryl.
Now you can't come at all.
I'm bringing nasty vegan baked goods.
*You're* bringing the bread pudding.
OOPS, R12. I forgot. Forgive me. I'll bake a bundt cake if I can come.
Who shall bring the nut loaf? Turkey meatballs? Red dragon cheese?
We would play a giant game of Clue. PPSM is killed when the soup is being served, and it turns out that we all did it. With the clay pipe.
Yes, R18. But what kind of soup is it?
Who made it?
Will there be a musical guest?
Tomato, laced with laudanum and arsenic. But it doesn't kick in fast enough so the lights are flicked off and the clay pipe is brought in to stop you talking about Luxembourg.
Yvette made it after the cook went and got stabbed in the back.
Musical guest is Lesley Ann Warren singing a medley of songs from Annie.
I'll be bringing nutloaf without cilantro AND my acoustic guitar, as I assume any dinner party is a potluck.
The chef who boiled his wife for 4 days will be bringing pot roast.
Yes, Lisa Whelchel can come. She is a non-judgemental xtian smiley woman who is really beautiful.
I got a call from Bea Arthur. She'd like to come. I'll bring her if I get an invite!
What will you make GG?
Remember PPSM can't have dairy!
Unfortunately for most of us, I am bringing thick cut butterfish steaks, which were sold to me as yellowfin tuna.
All of the guests showed up with gifts, mostly wine.
One (uninvited) guest only showed up with a link to his tedious blog.
Our Miniature Schnauzer shat in his soup (previously wild mushroom).
But this uninvited guest was spared having to ingest the soup by one of my more thoughtful guests slitting his throat before he could finish a relentless story (I think it was about him, but I lost interest after "That reminds me of the time . . .") over the basil sorbet.
You guys can do better than this.
Can I bring cinnamon rolls for dessert?
Sad eldergay trolling her own thread. Stop wasting bandwith lame-o.
I want Jaymes from "Amazing Race" and Sandra Lee. That way Ina will have something (else) to bitch about.
Ryan Scott, his brother, and the incest troll will be in the kitchen working on the tiramasu.
[quote] You guys can do better than this.
Let's just repeat: bread pudding, loaded baked potato, nutloaf, Olive Garden, graxy, cak, cash bar, red dragon cheese and tipping over and over again while naming old or dead female television stars.