Extremely long flaccid dicks

Like 7" or more totally soft. You know it happens. Of course, they don't get much bigger after it firms up (though we know it doesn't get any shorter haha). But something about a man who is helplessly saddled with the proverbial "thigh slapper" for life is so hot.

• Post a pic, OP, to show us what you are talking about.

• Have you ever met a guy like that, OP? Tell us all about him.

  Interested%20fag

• Surprised this thread didn't take off...

• I've only ever seen one like that in my life, and it scared me so much I had to leave it alone..

• I saw one at "Swinging Richards" in Ft Lauderdale/Miami. One of the guys had like an 8 inch long (skinny, not thick) flaccid dick. And I mean FLACCID. Not a semi. I know, because I played with it, and it couldn't have been more limp... but dear god, it easily wrapped around my wrist and then some.

• Kinda like this?

  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6z0jvxwbB1qi7mvqo1_500.jpg

• R6. Now that's my kind of dick. I like 'em long and uncut.

  Nibble Nibble

• More long flaccid dicks!

• Flacido Domingo...

  http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-k5WIc7BStz8/UAaCQpK_B5I/AAAAAAAAKBI/bwUMY2wGAHM/s1600/012208wow+%282%29.jpg

• Mama wants R6 in her mussy NOW

• Well done R9, I actually LOL'd at "Flacido Domingo"

• Like this?

  http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mantm48KGB1rsm1h3o1_500.jpg

• Unimpressed

  http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/601/cache/neanderthal-genome_60159_600x450.jpg

• I'd rather play with a hard-as-a-rock "fun size" dick than a giant flopsy-mopsy one.

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• Unimpressed.

  http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/601/cache/neanderthal-genome_60159_600x450.jpg

• good thing they discovered viagra... long floppy one when young will require some major help when older.

• Dicks are like tits. Aging and gravity are less kind to the big ones than the smaller, perky ones.

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• Wasn't Max Von Sydow nominated for this last year? Honestly I don't pay that much attention to the other categories.

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• bump

• mmm

  http://www.queerclick.com/caliente/images/2012/07/tumblr_m7tzixbt1L1qed306o1_1280.jpeg

• Most of the above are just droopy hard dicks. This one looks more like the classic flaccid lowhanger (NSFW).

  http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7de5iwTp51rw6jwpo1_500.jpg

• More pics!

• This thread reeks of Bea Arthur.

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• This guy has the standard floppy- the kind you have to decide which side of your pants it's going to hang (nsfw).

  http://www.myvidster.com/video/7451784/Solo_College_dude--Now_thats_a_cock