Kelly Osbourne: Horrifying To Look At In Every Way

And her job is to critique fashion? Bitch, please!

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• She could lose another 5-10 lbs, but her body is really good.

• God she's useless

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• I will say she looks better right now than she ever has, in terms of her weight and face (I hate the clothes and glasses, and the fake grey hair may be her thing but it just doesn't work on her.) Her problem has always been not just that she has no talent but that she's ultimately not likable. Her mother is at least fun and high-spirited (even though she has no talent either): Kelly just always comes across as bitchy and complaining. She desperately wants to be famous but she has nothing to offer--she's not even interesting enough to base a reality TV show around.

• It's her face. It's busted.

• She is such a fucking waste of oxygen. I do like her mother, though.

• I figured Joan Rivers liked her because she made Joan look like a teen-ager.

• Kelly Osbourne is covered in hideous tattoos. She's goddamn friggin lucky Joan Rivers agreed to work with her for of all things, 'Fashion Police.' And I still wonder why Joan agreed.

• She doesn't need to lose any more weight. She isn't of interest. That is all.

• Whoah. Look at that last picture. She's had some major work done. Mummy must've given her a gift card to the medspa.

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• She's just lucky mommy has connections. Kelly has NO business being on Fashion Police, as she is one of the most offensively "styled" "celebs" out there. She almost always looks absolutely horrible in her attempts to look hip and buck those celeb trends. She and Giuliana need to be fired from that show.

• Her face is fat and wide so even if she lost another 10-15 pounds, she'd look fat.

• She needs to have a jawline/chin reduction as her mother did. Also, she looks like she smells. Badly.

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• She likes skinny gay guys who keep fleeing from her. She's bitter. I remember before she had her breast reduction she was comparing herself to Mummy. "You have perky boobs, and I have National Geographic boobs." She has her moments (but not on FP) but you get the feeling she'd snub you in a second. She looks like she sighs a lot and rolls her eyes.

• I don't care if they fire Kelly, although I don't find her as offensive as some people do. She's not fashionable but then I don't think Joan is either. I saw some piece of shit documentary on Giuliana Ransic, whom I had always hated. Afterwards I kind of felt sorry for her. Let her keep the job for a while, she's harmless enough.

• I was watching the fashion police and she actually had the nerve to say-with a straight face, mind you-that she "doesn't follow trends, she starts them" In what delusional world does anyone look to her for trendiness?

• If you look and dress the way Kelly does, you have no right to judge other people lol. What did the documentary say about Rancic? I can't stand her because she works in entertainment news but somehow thinks that makes her A) a star B) A list C) better than the rest of us and also she just follows whatever celeb fashion trend is out there. She looks at the IT girls in hollywood and copies them. She's just fucking annoying.

• lmao R15 she is that delusional. She's also getting way too much joy out of Christina Aguilera's weight gain. I know those 2 bitches go back 10 years with their feud but c'mon now.

• I thought she looked great when she shaved off her eyebrows!!!

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• She's the definition of a 1% parasite - offers nothing to society, takes everything.

• At least she's not fat anymore.

• I like Kelly, and think she looks great. The outfit is good. I can do without the sunglasses and hair, though. She's admitted she's no longer a big fan of her tattoos, and I'd agree - people under 25 shouldn't get tattoos - wait and think about it. Not that I'm against them, but I think when you're young and impulsive, you make decisions that aren't all that great.

• Can't stand her. If it wasn't for mummy and daddy getting her the Fashion Police gig, tv producers would've laughed at the thought of HER critiquing peoples' fashion.

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• I thought she was fun on the original Osbournes on MTV. But like so many things in entertainment these days, they just go on for far too long. She should be married by now and living back in England, doing the occasional photo spread in Hello magazine about her family life in the countryside and her pet rescue charity.

• Needs to join a cult that believes in constant human sacrifices.

• lol R18 I was gonna mention that. Those couple weeks in August when she bleached out her eyebrows was simply ridiculous. Combined with the purple hair she looked inhuman in a bad way.

• Kelly is a joke. She's making her money though. Some bitches be lucky.

• I kind of love her, sorry.....I find her genuine and sweet

• r17 Whats funny is even though Christina gained weight she still looks better than a fat or skinny Kelly. Kelly looks middle aged in those pics.

• She has the strangest body. Her waist is quite small but her arms and legs are still chubby and she has an enormous head and fat face. I'm not sure if losing any more weight will ever get rid of those cankles.

• I think Kelly is a very pretty girl who has no self esteem because she grew up as a fatty girl. I admire her for being as normal as she is with the family she grew up in. She got clean and sober and is trying to find a life for herself. Keep going, Kelly.

• Kelly's anchor tattoo and the way her arms are shaped reminds me of Popeye. I'm always thinking that she'll burst into song. "I'm Popeye the sailor maaaaaaan"

• I was recently reading about her music career, she only recorded one good song, "One Word" which was a #1 dance club hit in 2005. The original, retro, synth-pop version, produced by Linda Perry, is good too. Anyway, I read that when she went on Jonathon Ross's show to promote it, he apparently made fun of her weight, and the incident is credited for her having a nervous breakdown and sending her to rehab. All promotion for the album stopped, it flopped, and she's never recorded again. Not that it's any loss of course, she's a totally nondescript singer. Just a little trivia for the thread here.

• She's attractive but those glasses were terrible and I don't give a damn what anyone says. Anyway, she's working hard at carving out a job as a fashion consultant. That is a family that goes after every opportunity to make money. I'm thinking they are hard workers at promoting themselves. Like the Kardashians, they don't have talent...except for promoting themselves.

• She's a repulsive wildebeest and her war with Agulera (however you spell it) was fueled by her jealousy.

• Xtina has her own bitch problems, I think she is an alcoholic.

• Can't even breath(e)...

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• She is also quick to defend anyone who has an addiction problem, especially if the insults get too out of hand. But she also calls people out about their addictions when they have gone out of control. Lindsey Lohan is a good examploe.

• [quote]I saw some piece of shit documentary on Giuliana Ransic, whom I had always hated. Afterwards I kind of felt sorry for her. Let her keep the job for a while, she's harmless enough. I feel the same way about her. It is actually somewhat refreshing that she is aware of how her place is within light and airy entertainment news reporting and the like. At least she does not take herself seriously in that regard.

• Kelly Osbourne issued a Twitter apology of sorts on Wednesday after the Fashion Police host was criticized for wearing a $250,000 manicure to the Emmys on Sunday. “I see that my nail polish has offended some of you,” she write, “however I see your point, but it was a once in a lifetime experience. #MyApologies.” “Please forgive me for not regretting it,” she continued. “It made me feel like a queen!” Osbourne, 27, wore a polish created by jeweler Azature that consisted of 267-carats of black diamond. Although the polish came with a hefty price tag, Osbourne says she she did not drop a penny to wear it on Sunday. “I was just lucky enough to be the one that got picked to wear it,” she said.

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• $250,000 for a manicure? Ok, this is almost enough to turn me into a Communist and start making Molotov cocktails in my basement.

• R40, you took the words out of my mouth. How in holy fuck can someone spend $250,000 on a manicure. Unreal.

• Yes r40/41, but apparently Kelly just won it as a prize, read the final part of r39. It would've been obscenely decadent had she paid for it, but she didn't. I guess she's guilty of promoting the ridiculous extravagance, but if the super-rich are going to waste their money, no one's going to stop them.

• I'm sure the manicure was offered to bigger names than Kelly Osbourne, but they were smart enough or their management was smart enough to decline, given the fallout it would receive. Kelly, stupid bitch that she is, never thought of that.

• Kelly actually fits in with the "Fashion Police" vibe. Because if Hollywood is high school, then "Fashion Police" is the group of funny loser drama nerds who love to bitch about the popular kids. Guiliana is the one who doesn't fit the vibe. She's the one who'd do anything to be accepted by the popular girls, including starvation and bullying the drama nerds.

• [quote]She has the strangest body. Her waist is quite small but her arms and legs are still chubby and she has an enormous head and fat face. I'm not sure if losing any more weight will ever get rid of those cankles. It is bizarre, it isn't her whole leg, the thighs are slim now, but the calves are bizarre.

• Still better looking then those three potato heads Demi Moore gave birth to. [Conversation: Demi) C'mon Bruce fuck me just ONE more time. They ALL can't come out looking like potatoes, it's just not possible is it?

• She contributes absolutely nothing to human society.

• Giuliana Rancic has had her share of pain. BTW who's the gay guy on FP. He's like Joan's butt boy, laughs the loudest at her jokes (which are better, she must be using writers). I think he's cute.

• Her mother's legs are the same, her mother wears slacks. People need to get over the idea that everyone HAS to have the same body. People are different, get used to it.

• She's a casualty of Sharon's business acumen. She saw the reality TV wave coming and rode it to the top, using her poor damaged husband and children as ruthlessly as Rose used June and Louise. And here they all are, singing for their suppers. Way to provide for your old age, Sharon.

• Kelly will be really fat soon

• You mean she's pregnant? I'm sure it's really hard to keep the weight off. She may have a lapband to keep her from eating. I feel sorry for anyone in show business who has any kind of eating disorder.

• Are we talking about a terrible shape? Rancic. The poor girl is as straight as a board and so thin, she looks like she was just released from a consentration camp.

• Isn't Kelly engaged?

• I love Guiliana Rancic on Fashion Police. She's hilarious.

• Kelly is the perfect sidekick for Joan on Fashion Police. She laughs naturally at Joan's jokes and is great at looking shocked/embarrassed by what Joan says. I'm sure she had years to perfect this growing up trying to win her Mom's approval. I like George, but I think he comes off as forcing or exaggerating his laugh.

• Kelly likes to fuck barnyard animals

• ANOTHER OLD MADONNA LOOK?

• Kelly looking AND sounding like shit:

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• Anyone catch last week's episode? After Joan went off on Christina Aguilera's horrible hair and dress, Kelly said Christina was copying HER with the hair color (Kelly still has that weird shade of purple while Christina has pink and purple extentions at the end of her blonde hair now). The nerve of smelly kelly.

• Yea, because Kelly invented colored hair dye. Like duh!

• You mean Kelly invented purple and pink hair even though Katy Perry and others before her (like Dale Bozzio)? lol I think Kelly is obsessed with Christina and putting her down. I'm not a Xtina fan but damn Kelly chill you pressed psycho.

• I'm Popeye the sailor man!

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• She's really lazy and has bad hygeine. You can tell she gets high/drunk and sleeps in her makeup. Her skin is proof.

• Kelly in a bikini.

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• She looks foul in those bikini pics.

• Ugly body. Nasty feet. Her whole family is fugly as shit.

• I can't help seeing OP huddled in front of his television on Friday evenings, watching "Fashion Police" and screaming while he covers his eyes with his Slanket-sleeves.

• No matter what couture she wears or how much weight she loses, she'll never be able to change the shape and size of her head. Cosmetic changes to her jaw would be minimal, her head itself is huge. She'll always have to wear her hair alongside her face like she does in order to minimize the appearance of that potato.

• I'm not a big Christina Aguilera fan but she has actual talent, has had a great career, and didn't get where she is because of her parents. What the fuck has Kelly Osbourne ever done? She's totally useless.

• I CAN'T. Did anyone catch friday's Fashion Police? They showed a clip of Kelly WINNING THE UK COSMOPOLITAN STYLE ICON AWARD. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with these people? In what way is she a style icon? An icon of how not to dress? I would say 90% of the time Kelly looks like straight up shit with her ridiculous attempts at being "daring" or "different". I'm all for being unique, but she tries too hard and almost always fails. I am speechless. UK DL'ers thoughts on this?

• Those awards are bought and paid for, R71.

• R71 it's the UK...what do you expect lol I mean since when did they know about fashion? That said, there a million more British celebs worthy of the award instead of Kelly...she has no fashion sense at all.

• Britain knows plenty about fashion. Kelly 'won' this award because it got Cosmo free publicity on Fashion Police.

• Why is she wearing sunglasses that give her Divine eyebrows? She's clown-like enough on her own.

• what a damn joke lmao. Kelly shouldn't be considered an icon of anything, and certainly never fashion.

• they really need to take her off the show....shes the reason I dont watch...LOVE JOAN!!!! why would she have a looser dope head like her on the show???? that is the question...maybe Joan felt sorry for her...but shes not a benefit Joan please replace her!!!!!

• R77 I won't watch the show because of her either. I can't stand her shitty attitude.

• Can't even breath(e)...

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• Mommy & daddy bought her that spot.

• How can anyone with those disgusting, ill-placed tattoos be taken seriously on any level as a fashionista? They ruin any couture dress she wears. And I wish the press would stop including her in red carpet fashions at awards shows. She's not the talent; she's the help.

• Kelly must have gotten all those hideous tattoos when she was a rebel. But now that she's a fashionista, they look even more hideous.

• She is a waste of oxygen. A complete waste of oxygen

• the best I can say about her is the whole family is very gay friendly. I went to a benefit at their house in the Hidden Hills (LA) where they hosted a gay marriage equality event/fundraiser during the time the "Vote No on Prop 8" was happening in California. I'm indifferent to Sharon, Kelly, and Ozzy.. there certainly are worse people. Yes, Kelly looks hideous (dress, not physically) but it's probably a phase. She really looks like she's trying to find her identity.

• I loved Kelly on the Osbournes and DWTS, but she has changed. Fashion Police's popularity has blown her ego a bit out of proportion. I don't know what trend she's started, unless bleaching eyebrows took off and I wasn't aware. However, I don't watch the show for that stuff. I watch because Joan is hilarious. Kelly is a good foil, and she looks like she's having a great time. The ego stuff was bound to happen. It's not out of hand yet.

• Are you kidding, R85? How could you have watched their reality show and LIKED her? She was nothing but a foul-mouthed piglet! If anything her attitude is better NOW than it was then. And it pains me to even say that.