TV Characters Who are Probably Good in Bed

I'm going with Darrin Stephens.

• Which one, OP, which one? But we all know Sam was a witch beneath the covers.

• The first Darren was way hotter.

• Which one? The one with the bad back or the one that was gay?

• Darren? Either /or. Ewwwwwwww

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• Ick r2, he was gross. I know a lot of people think the first Darren was funnier, even though I disagree, but I thought everyone knew Dick York was pretty ugly and Sargent was better looking.

• The couple on Home Improvement looked like they had a healthy sex life. Ray and Debra on Everyone Loves Raymond seemed like they had lousy sex. The Huxtables - good.

• R5, it isn't about who is better looking. It is about who do you think is better in bed. Samantha didn't agree to give up witchcraft for nothing.

• Joey with his hairy hole

• Karen Walker, honey. Face it, she has a pharmacist and a backup pharmacist. And big ka-tits.

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• I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home.

• I bet Eddie Haskell could get down and dirty.

• "I would have fucked Wally Cleaver until the cows came home." Over my troubled Beaver, bitch!

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• Brenda Chenowith... Well, her entire wacky family.

• Fez on That 70s Show was a cum spigot.

• R14 - Fez was one of the most annoying characters ever written.

• I'm going with Phyllis "Mother Stephens" Stephens. When she didn't have s sick headache, she was a dynamo in the sack.

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• Julie from One Day at a Time. Jan Brady. Oldest brother David from Eight is Enough and Joni his actress sister on that show I'd bet we're the two hottest lays amongst the Bradfords. Baily Quarters from WKRP but not Loni Anderson ( wouldn't want to miss up the helmet hair). Les Nessman I could see being surprisingly sexual. And Mrs. Roper, of course.

• Bobby Sherman. He never seemed to have the attitude of David Cassidy and I seem to recall he went on to be a paramedic in real life.

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• Ted Baxter and Sue Ann Nivens

• I've got to believe that Andrew Van de Kamp picked up some good skills during the time he was a male prostitute.

• David had a different girl almost every episode. Of the Bradford sisters, Nancy was the prettiest, Elizabeth was the hottest, Mary the most argumentative, Joanie the most dramatic, and Susan the most athletic.

• Blossom's brother, played by Joey Lawrence. He just looked stupid enough to be a completely hot fuck, much like Joey on "Friends."

• I'd fuck Joey raw

• Did people (grown-up people, anyway) actually believe Darren #2 was putting it to Samantha? Because I have a hard time doing so.

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• Barney Rubble looks like a submissive bottom.

• Dexter. Crazy, hot, intense and rough.

• Isaak on the Love Boat. Mrs. Garrett. The parents on Silver Spoons. Ricky and Lucy.

• Matt West on "The Wild Wild West" Don West on "Lost in Space" Alexander Mundy on "It Takes A thief" Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.

• Nate Fisher

• Blaine Anderson

• Sgt. Carter

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• Alexis Carrington

• Sherlock Holmes ~SIGH~

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• Cousin IT

• Ginger Grant (come on, she didn't get all those movie roles based on talent) The Professor (while being somewhat socially inept, I'm sure he knew all the ways to fully satisfy a partner) Ward Cleaver (knew how much June loved a pearl necklace)

• Walter White. Skyler White.

• Obvious ones: Don Draper Chris Kelly

• Latka Gravas Balki Bartokomous

• I own this thread.

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• Xander Harris

• Jack Donaghy

• Puddy from Seinfeld would throw a mean, indifferent fuck, flipping you over on your stomach, pushing your face hard into the pillow with his large hands, telling you to shut the fuck up when you moaned as he pounded your ass raw, even telling you it was gonna be raw, whether you were cool with that or not, then, when he felt like it, he'd turn you, raising one of your legs in the air as he twisted your body around, not caring if your leg cramped, not caring if you were comfortable, then putting his hand over your mouth, digging his fingers into you as he thrusted harder and harder. Finally, he'd come deep inside of you, slapping your ass hard a few times. Then he'd pull out and tell you, in a matter of fact tone, that you "were going to hell. For being a fag.'

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• you know Wally was a power bottom

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• This thread just screams "lives in mom's basement"

• Fox Mulder

• Blanche Devereaux owns this thread.

• Granny Clampett....loved anal.

• Detective Cagney

• Danny Tanner, Ralph Malph, Julio Fuentes (Sanford and Son). Just typing this makes me want to be on my knees with the three of them standing over me.

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• I don't think for a second that Blanche was good in bed or Sue Ann Nivens. I bet they both were just easy to fuck, but not good at it.

• Elliott Stabler

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• Carl Betz as ALex Stone, Donna always looked so satisfied. Mitch Pileggi as Walter Skinner from the X-Files. One growl and heavy, hoarse whisper and your legs would be over his broad shoulders before you knew it.

• Damn you R17 - I thought of Mrs. Roper immediately. You know she eats ass, drinks piss and loves to shove those Ben-Wa balls up your ass. I clicked on this thread to add Mrs. Roper but you beat me to it. Agreed Blanche Devereaux would be a lousy lay. I'll add Haji from Jonny Quest because Jonny was the ultimate insatiable bottom and Haji learned to hone his craft quickly.

• James Tiberius Kirk Remington Steele Seconding Fox Mulder Ricky Ricardo John Redcorn

• The Log Lady

• Chuck Noblet...when he was with Geoffrey.

• I'd pay to watch Rob and Laura go at it, circa 1962. But Dick and Mary 30 years later, not so much.

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• Horshack and Barbarino Uncle French and Jody Jack Wilde and H.R. PufnStuf Miss Myrna from Romper Room had to be a freak in bed.

• Howard Sprague was Goober Pyle's bitch. Howard the total nerd and pencil pusher loved a man with grease permanently packed under his fingernails!

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• James Evans of Good Times.

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• Detective Benson

• The second Darrin, while better looking, was a total bitch and mean to Sam. First Darrin was totally in love with her so, yea, he wins. However, Serena had to be the best.....hundreds of years as a the biggest slut in the Cosmos teaches a girl a thing or two.

• Cary Argos (Good Wife) Bobby Ewing (Dallas) Victoria Grayson (Revenge) Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)

• Fred and Ethel Mertz. It's always the ones you don't think would be good in bed who WOW!

• The first Darren was indeed homely but funny and had way more personality than Sargent who was better looking but very blah.

• Cosmo Kramer, BDF and I have no doubt pounded pussy with great enthusiasm. I also think he would have fucked Jerry into a limp rag if Jerry had offered his hole.

• Archer

• Bob and Emily Hartley

• Homer Simpson. He must really ring Marge's bell because there is no other reason a woman would put up with his nonsense.

• Sons of Anarchy: Jackson 'Jax' Teller Jean Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz Happy

• Robbie from My Three Sons.

• John Black owns this thread.

• Emma Pillsbury Rosalyn Shays Patty Hewes Herman Styles Wednesday Adams Ruben Kincaid

• Morticia and Gomez. You know there was some freaky shit going on. Shaggy, that stoner dude.

• For one night with James West I would give everything I have.

• No mention of Chuck Connors widowed dad in THE RIFLEMAN?! Talk about a hot,rough fuck!

• Rob Petrie.

• Victor Newman

• Captain Kirk

• John Crichton(Farscape) especially during his most insane moments(the crazy ones can be a lot of fun). Also, Jack Harkness from Torchwood probably has tons of experience.

• Steve from Petticoat Junction

• Chris Keller, Elliot Stabler, or indeed any character Chris Meloni has played.

• Don't I know it, R76!

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• H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13 Cara Mason from Legend of the Seeker Kalinda Sharma from The Good Wife

• Buddy Sorrell and Mel Cooley were probably like horny bunnies.

• Brian Kinney Eric from True Blood Pam from True Blood Joan Holloway

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• Edith and Archie Bunker were into SCAT

• Faith. The way she looked at Buffy sometimes...

• Mr. Mooney Ronnie Burns Dennis Day

• Mr. Spock

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• Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned. DON DRAPER He can give me the full Draper anytime.

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• Sex in Space Edition: Captain Mal "Tight Pants" Reynolds - Firefly Captain Jack Harkness - Torchwood Captain Jean-Luc Picard, #2 Will Riker and Worf - ST:TNG Captain Janeway (seriously) - ST:VOY

• Definitively HG from Warehouse 13.

• Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson on stargate SG1

• R92 - Kaylee and Inara were probably the best in bed followed by Mal.

• Second john Redcorn Bud Anderson Quentin Collins Sherrif Andy Taylor Stan Smith

• [quote] R91: Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned. DON DRAPER It's a good thing you couldn't believe it, because he was mentioned by R37 as an "obvious one." If you read threads before posting you will have fewer surprises, chump.

• Jeff Winger Daniel Desario Yosemite Sam SNL's Goat Boy

• Jack, the bar owner on Revenge.

• Stephen Colbert. I think he's up for anything.

• Dan Tana.

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• Scoobey Doo.

• Thanks for the boner, r42

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• I agree Captainn Kirk was probably a hot fuck. But I cannot believe any of the other Star Trek captains (with the possible exception pf Captain Janeway, who perhaps was fiery and passionate) were good in bed. Captain Archer was handsome and had by far the best body, but I bet he was dull. Captain Sisko would have been too intense and overmuch. And though there was a genuine sexiness to Picard, he would have been a stick in bed.

• Ted from "Hey Dude" Andy Taylor Jessie Spano

• Jack Tripper

• Mike Brady

• Kudos to the poster who said Jeff Winger. I bet he is fantastic in the sack and very well hung.

• Jenny Piccolo Rose Nylund (we learned once Charlie had sex with her several times a night, so she was probably the most experienced of all the Golden Girls--even counting Blanche) Suzanne Sugarbaker (though selfish, we know her husbands were incredibly attracted to her sexually) Jack McFarland (though he was not attractive to me, he got laid constantly) Pa Ingalls (Ma kept churning babies out like a Pex dispenser produces candies, and Ma seemed like a cold fish) Mrs. Bradford (again, they had so many children, and I refuse to believe any character played by Dick van Patten could be the sexual dynamo) Blake Carrington (clearly there had to be a reason why such a hot woman as Alexis desperately wanted him back, especially given that she was already rich) J. R. Ewing (we were told multiple times on his show he was great in bed)

• A powerful rich guy being TOLD he was good in bed is not enough. Women could have just been telling him that to get his money. If people were saying Cliff Barnes and Ray Krebbs were good in bed that's just a more credible source.

• Khal Drogo Joan Harris Ned Stark

• A.C. Slater Jesse Velasquez Danny Amatullo Nick Amaro Natalie Green

• Sam Malone Woody Boyd Carla Tortelli

• Sandra Clark Florence Jean Castleberry Dan Fielding Arnie Becker

• Chuck Bass?

• Julie Cooper sucked that dick like it was a Chili's baby back rib.

• Ned Flanders, based on his nude scene in The Simpsons, where they pixilated his dong a good nine inches. I tried to find a screen cap, but no dice. There is, however, a disturbing amount of Simpsons porn on the internet. I never realized how sick some of y'all are.

• Hank Moody.

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• Darrin #1: Yes! Darrin #2: No. Interesting seeing Alex Keaton on the list. He seemed far too uptight to be a good lay.

• Did anyone mention Barnabas Collins? How about Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes. My dream man, Stephen Colbert, I bet is a hoot in the sack!

• Stephen Colbert the actor, probably yes. Stephen Colbert the right wing character? Probably not.

• Laura Palmer. She fucked everyone in town, including her dad. R105 I had the worst hots for Ted.

• Irene Adler

• Blanche Devereaux Mr. Kotter Mag Numb T C, too. OH heck, who knows how Higgins woulda been.. Hawkeye Pierce! Macmillian and wife Sophia Petrillo probably knew a thing or two under the sheets! Sam the butcher seemed like he knew how to have a good time. Funny how he was always at the Brady house in the early morning hours. Delivering meat? I'm sure he was, I'm sure he was...Yeah, right. Meat delivery...:) Mel of diner fame. I always wanted to get that tshirt offa him.

• Tony on Whos the Boss...ooh, that bee-hind. Sigh. Mike Brady I second that one. The bearded guy from Tool Time Lloyd Bridge's character Mother from Bewitched! I had a childhood crush on Greg Brady. I still have a thing for older men. Then I graduated to fantasies of Mr. Brady. The Camel cigarettes guy. What a macho hunk. I learned he died recently. Sad. The Marlboro man.

• Zack Morris's dad on "Saved by the Bell." The dad with a beard on "My Two Dads" Xena: Warrior Princess

• R127 - My bet is that Gabrielle was better in bed than Xena.

• Lee Stetson - Scarecrow & Mrs. King Remington Steele - Remington Steele KC Kolowski - China Beach Dr. Maura Isles - Rizzoli & Isles

• Rose Nyland.

• r54 - John Redcorn, haha!

• Another vote for Eddie Haskell

• Clementine from Eternal Sunshine

• Cesar the Dog Whisperer

• Trampas from "The Virginian"

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• Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.

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• I've been watching Season One of Bewitched, and I swear to GOD last night I said to myself, "Damn. I bet Darrin threw a mean fuck."

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• r123, I bet Jim Moriarty would throw a crazy mean fuck. Greg Lestrade - dirty & fun.

• Rose Nylund, did, after all, kill a couple men during sex.

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• Tony Soprano Fuck me on the pool table, in the boat, in the pool, on top of Ginny Sac raw cum inside me

• Bubba Higgins.

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• Ward Cleaver, mucho macho daddy and total bottom James West, who obviously liked being stripped and abused

• Ward Cleaver probably secretly visited the local gay bars wearing full leather drag including assless chaps.

• Alexander, the other side of Dawn. After all, he did it for a living (and he was hot, hot, HOT).

• Mr. Greenjeans and Lassie, of course.

• [quote] Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired. I haven't thought of him in ages, what a blast from the past. I was hot for Hymie as a young gayling.

• Woody from Cheers. Young, dumb, and full of cum.

• Everyone from Battlestar Galactica. Being stuck in space with the same old people made each of them look sex starved.

• Another vote for Bubba Higgins

• Jake Cutter - or am I the only one who remembers that show? Michael Mancini Dr Owen (Grey's)

• Blaine Anderson - but it's just because I wanna fuck Darren Criss

• Rick Grimes Darryl Dixon

• R36 is so right. Sociopathic middle-aged suburban frau/herr hatesex is probably hotter and more depraved than anything the Folsom Street Fair could ever hope to cook up.

• I'll bet Mike Brady could fuck up storm And Potsie Weber. Definitely.

• wanted Ward Cleaver to fuck me when I was 8

• Some of us still dream the dream R154.

• Byron Sully. Pete Cochran. Ross Poldark. Uncle Bentley. Johnny Fever.

• Daryl Dixon (after a nice long soapy shower) Shane Walsh

• R154, R155, Ward Cleaver was probably getting pounded by Eddie Haskell whenever June was out of town.

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• The good ones I thought of have been mentioned. One that comes to mind that would probably be bad is Ralph and Alice Kramden. Not that the fat slob could do anything with that big old belly in the way.

• James Evans. HAVE MERCAY!!!

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• MacGuyver

• Todd Manning/Victor Lord

• Just give me Robert Conrad and you can have everyone else.

• We have the same tastes, R164

• Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.

• James Franciscus. Charlton Heston musta gotten it on good with Zira. Yes, Ward Cleaver must have been sizzlin' under the sheets. Sigh. The character Magnum, surely. Miss Piggy surely is a powerhouse in the sack.VA VA VA Voommmmm!

• R167, you have excellent taste. Well, excepting Miss Piggy.

• I would like to have had rag doll sex with Robert Conrad, and I would have been the rag doll.

• Robert Conrad wearing nothing but his chaps and boots, tied up and gagged, please.

• [R170], I'd be ok with being either tied up or untied. Actually, I could go for both!

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• R167, Zira? Heston must have gotten it on good with Franciscus! Or was it Ward Cleaver having a parent-teacher conference with Mr. Novak?

• Silas Botwin

• Speedracer is a lousy bottom

• Magnum, [bold]P[/bold]enis [bold]I[/bold]mmense

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• [quote]Robert Conrad's butt made me gay. Me too

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• Robert Conrad's butt made several hundred thousand men gay.

• Sgt Carter from Gomer Pyle Canteen boy

• I wonder what Conrad's butt tasted like after a long day of filming TWWW.

• It was Conrad's tit-muscles that drove me crazy. I wanted to tie him up and play with his nipples until he came.

• Jarrod Barkley - "The Big Valley"

• Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) on Stargate.

• What is it with eldergays and Robert Conrad?

• Sam Carter also on Stargate.

• James Evans from Good Times Jarrod Barkley from The Big Valley Bobby Ewing from Dallas Gary Ewing from Knots Landing

• Andy Travis

• All you Bubba lovers beat me to it. I was going to add Bubba and Uncle Vint, who was actually handsome and built under the doofus character.

• Why does everyone keep mentioning Ward Cleaver? He was always rough on the beaver. Sue Ann Nivens could suck a basketball through twenty feet of garden hose.

• Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report". Wonder if we ever get a real life Stephen Colbert sex scandal.

• Dylan McKay

• He was hot, R183. It's not complicated.

• Burt Chance - I speak from experience.

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• Spock.

• Aiden in Revenge. Mmmmmm . . .

• Speaking of Bubbas..how about Bubba from "In The Heat of The Night?"

• Ritchie Cunningham

• Jonathan and Jennifer Hart Charlie Townsend Mr. Roarke

• Deacon Claybourne on Nashville. He looks like he could tear it up.

• Vinnie Terranova (Wiseguy)

• Matt Houston Carrie Mathison Lucy Liu

• Bo and Luke tag teaming. Pure country sweat. But still clean and wholesome and good-smellin'.

• Magnum PI. Looks like he woulda been fun between the sheets. Fred Flintstone, yes. There must be a reason Wilma always looked happy.But Barney Rubble? Naah.

• I imagine Emma Peel from "The Avengers," played by Dame Diana Rigg, could throw a mean fuck and I'm not even into women. I'm still fanning myself to cool off from the idea of Bo and Luke Duke going at it.

• You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other. Now I'm just teasing you... but funny thing is it's not that far off from what really happened on the show each week. They knew their audience.

• [quote]Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ. And yet that tarty wife of his fucked God-knows-who to get knocked up and produce a daughter who was clearly not related to the Reverend.

• [quote]You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other. **faints**

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• Since I was a kid, I suspected on "The Brady Bunch" that Carol Brady and Alice were having a lesbian affair. Ironically, with Carol wearing the strap-on (I can see it in my mind's eye)! No doubt Mike Brady was doing things with the boys that are perhaps better imagined than described.

• Another vote for Emma Peel

• Dale Cooper, Dex Dexter and Josiah Bartlet.

• Yup, Dex Dexter. Sam Elliot. Fan me, I'm overheatin'... In a weird sorta way, Higgins, maybe role playing some kinda Dom role.

• Ari Gold can fuck me anytime he wants

• Any of the Hathaways except for Peggy Cass.

• Goran (forget his character name) - ER Bobby Simone - NYPD Blue Brenda - 6 Ft Under

• Bernie, from Weekend at Bernie's. Yes, I know that that was originally a movie, but surely any of us who saw it would have happened upon it on television; we wouldn't pay for such dreck.

• Barney Fife

• Barney Fife's constant shaking would render him as sexually satisfying as a palsied urologist.

• OUAT' Regina Mills, aka the Evil Queen. Has sexual chemistry with everyone on the show, even though she is supposed to hate everyone. Also Capt. Hook on the show. First guy wearing eyeliner who looks like he knows what to do in the sack.

• How could I have forgotten Barney Miller, in that police show? Gabe Kotter, had to be good in between the sheets. Meathead? Maybe.

• Ms. Betty Slocombe. She had a great pussy.

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• R219 LOL. I loved that show.

• I'll bet Star Trek's Seven of Nine could do some very interesting sexual things with her Borg attachments.

• Hank Moody of Californication.

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• Holy crap, Eldergay thread alert! Who ARE most of these people?

• Many years ago, when Mark Harmon was young and I was even younger, he was on a short-lived show called "Flamingo Road" where his character, Fielding Carlyle was married to a rich girl, Constance Weldon Semple Carlyle, who was played by then young Morgan Fairchild. I guess the Carlyles were good in bed because they got me off every week just watching them on TV.

• Uncle Joe, he wasn't REALLY those girl's uncle, but why do you think they kept him around? He was HOT in bed.

• Captain Jack Harkness

• Professor Everett, if I can lose Nanny and the kids, and get him back into his leathers!

• ALF Mr. Furley

• Laura Palmer.

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• I'll bet Onslo coulda been fun..put him in leather and bring him to a dungeon...Capt. Peacock, maybe. Forget Richard. Emmett...interesting closet case vibe,IMO.

• Gonzo Gates, on "Trapper John, MD" Gregory Harrison took the mantel from Pernell Roberts, who didn't even bother to bring his rug to work.

• Al Bundy

• Mr. Spock. So reserved most of the time but you just know that he is a total freak in bed and would fuck you violently until you were raw.

• Harlan Judd from "Eyes" "Justified's" Raylan Givens Ka D'Argo and Chiana from "Farscape" another vote for John Redcorn

• How about a "menage a trois" with Spock and Seven of Nine (using her various Borg technologies to enhance the experience), R233?

• David Addison Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz Mrs. Kotter Julie Your Cruise Director Dan Tana Peter Brady Tommy Bradford Donald Hollinger/Joe Warner Casey Hughes Scotty Baldwin The Church Lady (SNL) Mr. Tuddball & Mrs. A-Wiggins Gordy The Weatherman DJ Pauly D Richard Campbell Brad Snyder (Austin Pecker version)

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• Data - ST:NG

• What do you think Detective Elliot Stabler's dick would be like? Give details please. Note: it is not necessarily the same as Chris Keller's dick on OZ - different character, different body!

• JETHRO! You know he could fuck like a machine

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• R236 that is the most random list in the history of EVER.

• I like the Woody from Cheers suggestion. He was such a dumb but hot dude. Owen from Grey's Anatomy too. I hate that character, but Kevin McKidd's fine ginger ass has made me moist. Andy on WKRP. Those tight jeans...yum. A four way with Andy and Bo and Luke Duke...or maybe a five way if we throw in Cole Gioberti from Falcon crest.....

• Who else? Well? Hmmmmmnnn??

• JJ Evans would tear it up!

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• I bet Eb would make you tap out.

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• Nick Adams from The Rebel.

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• TV characters who are probably good in bed? Why not Zoidberg?

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• Wally. Always Wally.

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• Balki Baltokomis (sic), Perfect Strangers. I could spot sizemeat on him every episode. Plus he was childlike adventurous.

• OMG, yes---r199 wins! Contenders: Adam Troy. Lennie Briscoe. Napoleon Solo. T. H. E. Cat. John Drake (Secret Agent Man). Dr. Ben Casey.

• Tony Banta

• Carmine Ragusa

• Brenda Chenowith.