Brenda Chenowith... Well, her entire wacky family.
Fez on That 70s Show was a cum spigot.
R14 - Fez was one of the most annoying characters ever written.
I'm going with Phyllis "Mother Stephens" Stephens.
When she didn't have s sick headache, she was a dynamo in the sack.
Julie from One Day at a Time.
Oldest brother David from Eight is Enough and Joni his actress sister on that show I'd bet we're the two hottest lays amongst the Bradfords.
Baily Quarters from WKRP but not Loni Anderson ( wouldn't want to miss up the helmet hair). Les Nessman I could see being surprisingly sexual.
And Mrs. Roper, of course.
Bobby Sherman. He never seemed to have the attitude of David Cassidy and I seem to recall he went on to be a paramedic in real life.
Ted Baxter and Sue Ann Nivens
I've got to believe that Andrew Van de Kamp picked up some good skills during the time he was a male prostitute.
David had a different girl almost every episode. Of the Bradford sisters, Nancy was the prettiest, Elizabeth was the hottest, Mary the most argumentative, Joanie the most dramatic, and Susan the most athletic.
Blossom's brother, played by Joey Lawrence. He just looked stupid enough to be a completely hot fuck, much like Joey on "Friends."
I'd fuck Joey raw
Did people (grown-up people, anyway) actually believe Darren #2 was putting it to Samantha? Because I have a hard time doing so.
Barney Rubble looks like a submissive bottom.
Dexter. Crazy, hot, intense and rough.
Isaak on the Love Boat.
The parents on Silver Spoons.
Ricky and Lucy.
Matt West on "The Wild Wild West"
Don West on "Lost in Space"
Alexander Mundy on "It Takes A thief"
Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.
Move it! Move it! Move it!
Ginger Grant (come on, she didn't get all those movie roles based on talent)
The Professor (while being somewhat socially inept, I'm sure he knew all the ways to fully satisfy a partner)
Ward Cleaver (knew how much June loved a pearl necklace)
Walter White. Skyler White.
I own this thread.
Puddy from Seinfeld would throw a mean, indifferent fuck, flipping you over on your stomach, pushing your face hard into the pillow with his large hands, telling you to shut the fuck up when you moaned as he pounded your ass raw, even telling you it was gonna be raw, whether you were cool with that or not, then, when he felt like it, he'd turn you, raising one of your legs in the air as he twisted your body around, not caring if your leg cramped, not caring if you were comfortable, then putting his hand over your mouth, digging his fingers into you as he thrusted harder and harder. Finally, he'd come deep inside of you, slapping your ass hard a few times. Then he'd pull out and tell you, in a matter of fact tone, that you "were going to hell. For being a fag.'
you know Wally was a power bottom
This thread just screams "lives in mom's basement"
Blanche Devereaux owns this thread.
Granny Clampett....loved anal.
Danny Tanner, Ralph Malph, Julio Fuentes (Sanford and Son).
Just typing this makes me want to be on my knees with the three of them standing over me.
I don't think for a second that Blanche was good in bed or Sue Ann Nivens. I bet they both were just easy to fuck, but not good at it.
Carl Betz as ALex Stone, Donna always looked so satisfied.
Mitch Pileggi as Walter Skinner from the X-Files. One growl and heavy, hoarse whisper and your legs would be over his broad shoulders before you knew it.
Damn you R17 - I thought of Mrs. Roper immediately. You know she eats ass, drinks piss and loves to shove those Ben-Wa balls up your ass. I clicked on this thread to add Mrs. Roper but you beat me to it.
Agreed Blanche Devereaux would be a lousy lay.
I'll add Haji from Jonny Quest because Jonny was the ultimate insatiable bottom and Haji learned to hone his craft quickly.
James Tiberius Kirk
Seconding Fox Mulder
The Log Lady
Chuck Noblet...when he was with Geoffrey.
I'd pay to watch Rob and Laura go at it, circa 1962.
But Dick and Mary 30 years later, not so much.
Horshack and Barbarino
Uncle French and Jody
Jack Wilde and H.R. PufnStuf
Miss Myrna from Romper Room had to be a freak in bed.
Howard Sprague was Goober Pyle's bitch.
Howard the total nerd and pencil pusher loved a man with grease permanently packed under his fingernails!
Clara and Aunt Bee too!
James Evans of Good Times.
The second Darrin, while better looking, was a total bitch and mean to Sam. First Darrin was totally in love with her so, yea, he wins.
However, Serena had to be the best.....hundreds of years as a the biggest slut in the Cosmos teaches a girl a thing or two.
Cary Argos (Good Wife)
Bobby Ewing (Dallas)
Victoria Grayson (Revenge)
Alex P. Keaton (Family Ties)
Fred and Ethel Mertz. It's always the ones you don't think would be good in bed who WOW!
The first Darren was indeed homely but funny and had way more personality than Sargent who was better looking but very blah.
Cosmo Kramer, BDF and I have no doubt pounded pussy with great enthusiasm. I also think he would have fucked Jerry into a limp rag if Jerry had offered his hole.
Bob and Emily Hartley
Homer Simpson. He must really ring Marge's bell because there is no other reason a woman would put up with his nonsense.
Sons of Anarchy:
Jackson 'Jax' Teller
Jean Carlos 'Juice' Ortiz
Robbie from My Three Sons.
John Black owns this thread.
Morticia and Gomez. You know there was some freaky shit going on.
Shaggy, that stoner dude.
For one night with James West I would give everything I have.
No mention of Chuck Connors widowed dad in THE RIFLEMAN?! Talk about a hot,rough fuck!
John Crichton(Farscape) especially during his most insane moments(the crazy ones can be a lot of fun). Also, Jack Harkness from Torchwood probably has tons of experience.
Steve from Petticoat Junction
Chris Keller, Elliot Stabler, or indeed any character Chris Meloni has played.
H.G. Wells from Warehouse 13
Cara Mason from Legend of the Seeker
Kalinda Sharma from The Good Wife
Buddy Sorrell and Mel Cooley were probably like horny bunnies.
Eric from True Blood
Pam from True Blood
Edith and Archie Bunker were into SCAT
Faith. The way she looked at Buffy sometimes...
Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned.
He can give me the full Draper anytime.
Sex in Space Edition:
Captain Mal "Tight Pants" Reynolds - Firefly
Captain Jack Harkness - Torchwood
Captain Jean-Luc Picard, #2 Will Riker and Worf - ST:TNG
Captain Janeway (seriously) - ST:VOY
Definitively HG from Warehouse 13.
Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson on stargate SG1
R92 - Kaylee and Inara were probably the best in bed followed by Mal.
Second john Redcorn
Sherrif Andy Taylor
[quote] R91: Can't believe this one hasn't already been mentioned. DON DRAPER
It's a good thing you couldn't believe it, because he was mentioned by R37 as an "obvious one."
If you read threads before posting you will have fewer surprises, chump.
SNL's Goat Boy
I agree Captainn Kirk was probably a hot fuck. But I cannot believe any of the other Star Trek captains (with the possible exception pf Captain Janeway, who perhaps was fiery and passionate) were good in bed. Captain Archer was handsome and had by far the best body, but I bet he was dull. Captain Sisko would have been too intense and overmuch. And though there was a genuine sexiness to Picard, he would have been a stick in bed.
Ted from "Hey Dude"
Kudos to the poster who said Jeff Winger. I bet he is fantastic in the sack and very well hung.
Rose Nylund (we learned once Charlie had sex with her several times a night, so she was probably the most experienced of all the Golden Girls--even counting Blanche)
Suzanne Sugarbaker (though selfish, we know her husbands were incredibly attracted to her sexually)
Jack McFarland (though he was not attractive to me, he got laid constantly)
Pa Ingalls (Ma kept churning babies out like a Pex dispenser produces candies, and Ma seemed like a cold fish)
Mrs. Bradford (again, they had so many children, and I refuse to believe any character played by Dick van Patten could be the sexual dynamo)
Blake Carrington (clearly there had to be a reason why such a hot woman as Alexis desperately wanted him back, especially given that she was already rich)
J. R. Ewing (we were told multiple times on his show he was great in bed)
A powerful rich guy being TOLD he was good in bed is not enough. Women could have just been telling him that to get his money.
If people were saying Cliff Barnes and Ray Krebbs were good in bed that's just a more credible source.
Florence Jean Castleberry
Julie Cooper sucked that dick like it was a Chili's baby back rib.
Ned Flanders, based on his nude scene in The Simpsons, where they pixilated his dong a good nine inches.
I tried to find a screen cap, but no dice. There is, however, a disturbing amount of Simpsons porn on the internet. I never realized how sick some of y'all are.
Darrin #1: Yes! Darrin #2: No.
Interesting seeing Alex Keaton on the list. He seemed far too uptight to be a good lay.
Did anyone mention Barnabas Collins?
How about Newkirk from Hogan's Heroes.
My dream man, Stephen Colbert, I bet is a hoot in the sack!
Stephen Colbert the actor, probably yes.
Stephen Colbert the right wing character? Probably not.
Laura Palmer. She fucked everyone in town, including her dad.
R105 I had the worst hots for Ted.
T C, too.
OH heck, who knows how Higgins woulda been..
Macmillian and wife
Sophia Petrillo probably knew a thing or two under the sheets!
Sam the butcher seemed like he knew how to have a good time. Funny how he was always at the Brady house in the early morning hours. Delivering meat? I'm sure he was, I'm sure he was...Yeah, right. Meat delivery...:)
Mel of diner fame. I always wanted to get that tshirt offa him.
Tony on Whos the Boss...ooh, that bee-hind. Sigh.
Mike Brady I second that one.
The bearded guy from Tool Time
Lloyd Bridge's character
Mother from Bewitched!
I had a childhood crush on Greg Brady. I still have a thing for older men. Then I graduated to fantasies of Mr. Brady.
The Camel cigarettes guy. What a macho hunk. I learned he died recently. Sad.
The Marlboro man.
Zack Morris's dad on "Saved by the Bell."
The dad with a beard on "My Two Dads"
Xena: Warrior Princess
R127 - My bet is that Gabrielle was better in bed than Xena.
Lee Stetson - Scarecrow & Mrs. King
Remington Steele - Remington Steele
KC Kolowski - China Beach
Dr. Maura Isles - Rizzoli & Isles
r54 - John Redcorn, haha!
Another vote for Eddie Haskell
Clementine from Eternal Sunshine
Cesar the Dog Whisperer
Trampas from "The Virginian"
Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.
I've been watching Season One of Bewitched, and I swear to GOD last night I said to myself, "Damn. I bet Darrin threw a mean fuck."
Not written from Mom's basement, I swear
r123, I bet Jim Moriarty would throw a crazy mean fuck.
Greg Lestrade - dirty & fun.
Rose Nylund, did, after all, kill a couple men during sex.
Fuck me on the pool table, in the boat, in the pool, on top of Ginny Sac
cum inside me
Ward Cleaver, mucho macho daddy and total bottom
James West, who obviously liked being stripped and abused
Ward Cleaver probably secretly visited the local gay bars wearing full leather drag including assless chaps.
Alexander, the other side of Dawn. After all, he did it for a living (and he was hot, hot, HOT).
and Lassie, of course.
[quote] Hymie on "Get Smart" - hey, he's a robot - he could go all night without ever getting tired.
I haven't thought of him in ages, what a blast from the past. I was hot for Hymie as a young gayling.
Woody from Cheers. Young, dumb, and full of cum.
Everyone from Battlestar Galactica. Being stuck in space with the same old people made each of them look sex starved.
Another vote for Bubba Higgins
Jake Cutter - or am I the only one who remembers that show?
Dr Owen (Grey's)
Blaine Anderson - but it's just because I wanna fuck Darren Criss
R36 is so right. Sociopathic middle-aged suburban frau/herr hatesex is probably hotter and more depraved than anything the Folsom Street Fair could ever hope to cook up.
I'll bet Mike Brady could fuck up storm
And Potsie Weber. Definitely.
wanted Ward Cleaver to fuck me when I was 8
Some of us still dream the dream R154.
Daryl Dixon (after a nice long soapy shower)
R154, R155, Ward Cleaver was probably getting pounded by Eddie Haskell whenever June was out of town.
The good ones I thought of have been mentioned. One that comes to mind that would probably be bad is Ralph and Alice Kramden. Not that the fat slob could do anything with that big old belly in the way.
Just give me Robert Conrad and you can have everyone else.
We have the same tastes, R164
Robert Conrad's butt made me gay.
Charlton Heston musta gotten it on good with Zira.
Yes, Ward Cleaver must have been sizzlin' under the sheets. Sigh.
The character Magnum, surely.
Miss Piggy surely is a powerhouse in the sack.VA VA VA Voommmmm!
R167, you have excellent taste. Well, excepting Miss Piggy.
I would like to have had rag doll sex with Robert Conrad, and I would have been the rag doll.
Robert Conrad wearing nothing but his chaps and boots, tied up and gagged, please.
[R170], I'd be ok with being either tied up or untied. Actually, I could go for both!
R167, Zira? Heston must have gotten it on good with Franciscus! Or was it Ward Cleaver having a parent-teacher conference with Mr. Novak?
Robert Conrad's butt made several hundred thousand men gay.
Sgt Carter from Gomer Pyle
I wonder what Conrad's butt tasted like after a long day of filming TWWW.
It was Conrad's tit-muscles that drove me crazy. I wanted to tie him up and play with his nipples until he came.
Jarrod Barkley - "The Big Valley"
Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) on Stargate.
What is it with eldergays and Robert Conrad?
Sam Carter also on Stargate.
James Evans from Good Times
Jarrod Barkley from The Big Valley
Bobby Ewing from Dallas
Gary Ewing from Knots Landing
All you Bubba lovers beat me to it. I was going to add Bubba and Uncle Vint, who was actually handsome and built under the doofus character.
Why does everyone keep mentioning Ward Cleaver? He was always rough on the beaver.
Sue Ann Nivens could suck a basketball through twenty feet of garden hose.
Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report".
Wonder if we ever get a real life Stephen Colbert sex scandal.
He was hot, R183. It's not complicated.
Burt Chance - I speak from experience.
Aiden in Revenge. Mmmmmm . . .
Speaking of Bubbas..how about Bubba from "In The Heat of The Night?"
Jonathan and Jennifer Hart
Deacon Claybourne on Nashville. He looks like he could tear it up.
Vinnie Terranova (Wiseguy)
Bo and Luke tag teaming. Pure country sweat. But still clean and wholesome and good-smellin'.
Magnum PI. Looks like he woulda been fun between the sheets.
Fred Flintstone, yes. There must be a reason Wilma always looked happy.But Barney Rubble? Naah.
I imagine Emma Peel from "The Avengers," played by Dame Diana Rigg, could throw a mean fuck and I'm not even into women.
I'm still fanning myself to cool off from the idea of Bo and Luke Duke going at it.
You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.
Now I'm just teasing you... but funny thing is it's not that far off from what really happened on the show each week. They knew their audience.
[quote]Reverand Camden from Seventh Heaven. You just know he could throw the high hard one like a champ.
And yet that tarty wife of his fucked God-knows-who to get knocked up and produce a daughter who was clearly not related to the Reverend.
[quote]You find Bo and Luke, shirts off, jeans tight, bound and gagged in a barn where the bad guys left them. You come to the rescue, start to untie them and Bo says "What's the hurry?" You've got 'em all to yourself and them to each other.
Since I was a kid, I suspected on "The Brady Bunch" that Carol Brady and Alice were having a lesbian affair. Ironically, with Carol wearing the strap-on (I can see it in my mind's eye)! No doubt Mike Brady was doing things with the boys that are perhaps better imagined than described.
Another vote for Emma Peel
Dale Cooper, Dex Dexter and Josiah Bartlet.
Yup, Dex Dexter.
Sam Elliot. Fan me, I'm overheatin'...
In a weird sorta way, Higgins, maybe role playing some kinda Dom role.
Ari Gold can fuck me anytime he wants
Any of the Hathaways except for Peggy Cass.
Goran (forget his character name) - ER
Bobby Simone - NYPD Blue
Brenda - 6 Ft Under
Bernie, from Weekend at Bernie's.
Yes, I know that that was originally a movie, but surely any of us who saw it would have happened upon it on television; we wouldn't pay for such dreck.
Barney Fife's constant shaking would render him as sexually satisfying as a palsied urologist.
OUAT' Regina Mills, aka the Evil Queen. Has sexual chemistry with everyone on the show, even though she is supposed to hate everyone.
Also Capt. Hook on the show. First guy wearing eyeliner who looks like he knows what to do in the sack.
How could I have forgotten Barney Miller, in that police show?
Gabe Kotter, had to be good in between the sheets.
Ms. Betty Slocombe. She had a great pussy.
Captain Peacock & Mr. Humphries
LOL. I loved that show.
I'll bet Star Trek's Seven of Nine could do some very interesting sexual things with her Borg attachments.
Hank Moody of Californication.
Holy crap, Eldergay thread alert!
Who ARE most of these people?
Many years ago, when Mark Harmon was young and I was even younger, he was on a short-lived show called "Flamingo Road" where his character, Fielding Carlyle was married to a rich girl, Constance Weldon Semple Carlyle, who was played by then young Morgan Fairchild. I guess the Carlyles were good in bed because they got me off every week just watching them on TV.
Uncle Joe, he wasn't REALLY those girl's uncle, but why do you think they kept him around? He was HOT in bed.
Captain Jack Harkness
Professor Everett, if I can lose Nanny and the kids, and get him back into his leathers!
I'll bet Onslo coulda been fun..put him in leather and bring him to a dungeon...Capt. Peacock, maybe.
Emmett...interesting closet case vibe,IMO.
Gonzo Gates, on "Trapper John, MD" Gregory Harrison took the mantel from Pernell Roberts, who didn't even bother to bring his rug to work.
Mr. Spock. So reserved most of the time but you just know that he is a total freak in bed and would fuck you violently until you were raw.
Harlan Judd from "Eyes"
"Justified's" Raylan Givens
Ka D'Argo and Chiana from "Farscape"
another vote for John Redcorn
How about a "menage a trois" with Spock and Seven of Nine (using her various Borg technologies to enhance the experience), R233?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Julie Your Cruise Director
Donald Hollinger/Joe Warner
The Church Lady (SNL)
Mr. Tuddball & Mrs. A-Wiggins
Gordy The Weatherman
DJ Pauly D
Brad Snyder (Austin Pecker version)
Data - ST:NG
What do you think Detective Elliot Stabler's dick would be like? Give details please. Note: it is not necessarily the same as Chris Keller's dick on OZ - different character, different body!
You know he could fuck like a machine
R236 that is the most random list in the history of EVER.
I like the Woody from Cheers suggestion. He was such a dumb but hot dude.
Owen from Grey's Anatomy too. I hate that character, but Kevin McKidd's fine ginger ass has made me moist.
Andy on WKRP. Those tight jeans...yum.
A four way with Andy and Bo and Luke Duke...or maybe a five way if we throw in Cole Gioberti from Falcon crest.....