I want them both inside me. Deeply. Preferably at the same time
They're aspiring actors OP, just like the "Property Brothers" and most of those HGTV reality people.
They want you to believe these two "boyish, jocular, All-American good looking guys" are just regular guys and just LOVVE fixing up houses.
It's bullshit. The people who gorge on this fecal mess are societal bottom feeders.
Live in the same building (one floor apart) which they renovated from a factory into 23 units.
Easy to sneak up the stairs in the middle of the night.
Can you imagine hiring contractors and these two dudes show up?