The Biggest Load You Ever...

shot, had shot all over you etc.

• I almost drowned

• What a pitiful pitiful subject for a thread.

• You're soaking in it.

  Madge

• my loads visibly resemble the pina colada version of the slushies that hit people's faces on Glee.

  misshelenbedd

• It went out a window in Dallas and totally covered a grassy knoll across the street. It caused quite a stir. It must have done some damage.

• Twenty-two pounds of filthy, soiled, blood-stained synthetic hunting apparel worn for three days in the rain. My biggest load ever.

  Maytag

• I just sucked off a latino guy who came so much that the cum was dribbling out of my mouth and onto my shirt. I'm good at swallowing and this is the first time this has ever happened to me. He shot my mouth full of jizz and there was still more--good times.

• mmmmm R7 those are the stories we want to hear.

• Since you asked... My partner shoots huge loads. Huge. Like 10 -12 big, pulsing, throbbing spurts. Just about every time. Thick, white, and creamy. It's delicious and I never leave a drop when I suck him off. I find it a little, huh, problematic when he fucks me. But don't take that as too much of a complaint. And I would be wondering, so... A little more than 6. Nicely thick. He has big hangers.

• I talked about this in another thread, but the porn star Spike, whom I hired years ago, shot a voluminous load all over my face and chest. I was reveling in it until he said "Umm aren't you going to clean off your face now?"

• My Grindr hookup on Wednesday night. He was 19, which is maybe why. He almost drowned me. All over my face, in my hair, in my mouth, in my eyes, on my neck. I smelled like I fell into a vat of bleach.

• R11 YUMMY did he have a tight hairy hole??? Cut or Uncut? Big Bush?

• I sucked off a toothless hobo once and due to the volume of semen and the strange curvature of his penis, streams of jizz spewed out of my nose.

  Total%20Bullshit%20

• Up until my mid 30's or so I used to shoot huge loads. And I do mean shoot. Now not so much shoot but still produce a lot of cum.

  LuciferTheLightBringer

• I was nicknamed "the fountain" when I was younger. An ex-boyfriend would say that if I would lay on my back and masturbate I'd hit the wall behind my head no matter what, no matter where the wall was. But that was back in the day. . . .

• I love you R15.

• R15: Me too. I used to be able to easily hit the wall behind my head.

• I hit the wall behind my bed, too. I had voluminous amounts of cum and could shoot like a pistol. Sigh. That sort of thing ended around the time I turned 40, sadly.

• I was a shooter, too. I was a gymnast and we all would talk about how the exercise and muscle control and development must have produced the effect - we jerked off together to show each other and compare distances and amounts. I had one bf who wouldn't let me cum inside him because he said it hurt. Now, less. Plenty of volume but it seldom goes more than a foot.

• black twink escort in FL. I was at Disney for a conference, met him on craiglist. He came over, was as advertised, chocolate skin, toned, 6 pack, nice bubble ass. I sucked him for a bit and then he was rubbing against me. Before I knew it (and with no warning) he was shooting a HUGE fucking load. Must have been 8 or 9 spurts, I was covered in jizz. About halfway through I managed to shift around and get my mouth on it and swallowed the rest. yeah i know. but you asked.

• It was really big, OP. Really big. Do you want c.c. stats? I can't provide them.

• i still pop myself in the eyes and hair if i'm not careful

• I am a cumhound, as I assume most DL'ers are, but big loads are one of those things that really DO require photos, no amount of verbosity can capture the heat of a huge, long-distance cumshot. But still, kudos to OP for attempting a hot topic. I have had and seen some damn nice ones, but was too busy to be filming em, sad to say.

• A rare book dealer

• I produced my most amazing load while rubbing one out after I stopped taking Effexor, which had rendered me totally unable to cum for over a year. Huge and kind of, well, chunky. My balls actually hurt afterward.

• Just now at the Habanna Inn in OKC. Mixed asian/black guy. He blew a huge load over the picture window. Thick white at the top, as it ran down it got watery.