Are they serious? NO Buffalo or honey mustard dipping sauces? No sweet-n-sour?
Just ranch (who the fuck dips chicken in RANCH DRESSING?), chipotle (which is pretty vile), BBQ (bleh), and honey.
They USED to have a bunch of great sauces, but it seems they discontinued any dipping sauce that didn't SUCK.
KFC chickens are so loaded with growth hormones, some are born without heads. I have to put the windows up when I drive by one because the smell is vile. Makes the overwhelming subway bread smell seem aromatic in comparison.
The sauces are the only thing that makes eating their bendy, rubberized, imitation poultry go down without a fight. But you'll be doin battle the following morning as that shiz works its way through your intestines, cutting you like a knife like a possessed headless four-eyed, fanged kidney stone on a bender.
Except their sauces SUCK, R1!
I know your pain, op. I need my honey mustard!
What would posess them to drop their good sauces, keep the shitty ones, and come up with a whole new one (the Chipotle) that is nothing short of vile?
At least they brought "Chicken Littles" back I guess. They were stupid to get rid of those.
I still miss the tender-roast sandwich. And the corn on the cob.
Damn, they've gotten rid of everything good!
Some of us know how to cook, and would never eat such vile trash.
OK. I am about to give away a HUGE chef secret. Listen up.
You can make your own honey mustard sauce at home by mixing...wait for it...honey and mustard.
I know that's big news, OP. Try not to get too worked up about it.
Well, that's kind of my point... their sauces are VILE TRASH and I WON'T EAT THEM!
I miss their old sauces. Their honey mustard used to be one of the best. And the buffalo wing sauce!
OP= Ann Romney demonstrating more of her suffering.
I spread em all over my chubby pussy and wait for someone to lick em off
I admire your militancy OP. It's a pity that your energy is directed toward fast food and not, you know, something useful.
Dammit, what could posess them to discontinue decent sauces, and keep vile ones?!?
How do we rectify this situation?? Where's the mass movement to demand that KFC restore a decent dipping sauce selection??
"Dipping sauces" just sounds nasty.
I never eat that shit, thank goodness.
OP, let it the fuck go.
You're experiencing anger as a symptom of having too many choices.
Chicken and waffles. That's all we will sell.
No, the anger is over having too FEW choices... and choices that SUCK.
At least their extra-crispy chicken tenders are good plain, because that's how you're going to have to eat them. I agree with the OP.
They have butter and packets of hot sauce so you could theoretically make your own Buffalo sauce, though it won't help much.
The food, never extraordinary, has become noticeably poorer in recent years. Much of the decline can be attributed to the bland seasoning of all of the food items, inexplicable for a chain that made its name on the promise of "11 herbs and spices." On recent visits, herbs and spices were conspicuously absent from chicken and all other offerings.
No, R14, you haven't too few choices. Just ask the girl with no feet.
It's all Obama's fault.
That must be true. They had way better sauces before OBAMA became President!
McDonald's has added a few new ones... I love that sweet chile sauce. They got rid of hot-mustard though, replacing it with honey mustard. It's good, but I do miss the tang of the hot-mustard sometimes.
I feel your pain, OP. Used to love sweet n'sour, but no more.
Whoever made this decision for KFC needs to be fired. STAT.
Is there a complaint account? Twitter? Facebook? Email address?
There oughtta be a law: if you have chicken tenders, nuggets, bites, or popcorn chicken, you are REQUIRED BY LAW to have a honey mustard sauce, and a buffalo hot sauce for dipping.
Is that so wrong?
I'm kinda pissed off Obama never mentioned the KFC dipping sauce crisis. WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?
[quote]They got rid of hot-mustard though, replacing it with honey mustard. It's good, but I do miss the tang of the hot-mustard sometimes.
Still have hot mustard in our area.
Who the fuck eats Buffalo sauce? That's the most vile thing. When I order Wing Stop, I always order lemon pepper or any sauce that ISN'T Buffalo!
I haven't eaten at Kernel Sanders since 1985. Are there chicken still any good? Back then they were not called KFC.
[quote]I haven't eaten at Kernel Sanders since 1985
[quote]Are there chicken still any good?
Y'all sound fat. And inbred.
[quote] There oughtta be a law: if you have chicken tenders, nuggets, bites, or popcorn chicken, you are REQUIRED BY LAW to have a honey mustard sauce, and a buffalo hot sauce for dipping.
They tried to pass a law, but like everything else, it was blocked by Republicans.
That's true, R30. The Republicans thought honey mustard sauce was too 'same-sexy' and would lead to chickens marrying goats.
GODDAMN YOU REPUBLICANS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
The best thing about this thread is that it's filled with queens who will unironically bitch at great length about "frau" lifestyle choices.
You're as bad--or worse--than anyone you mock.
Eldergay saddened by what it's all boiled down to
R33, you have absolutely zero sense of humor. That much is obvious.
I'm thinking of going to McDonalds and just asking for some nugget sauces... and then heading across the street to KFC for some crispy tenders!
OP/Candy Crowley, shouldn't you be preparing for the Presidential debate you'll be moderating in a few weeks? Hell, maybe you can ask the candidates what they'll do to improve the quality of dipping sauces at shitty fast food restaurants.
You're right R33 and I think it's the lesbians and fake lesbians. Sad to have to hear all the hypocrisy. I think some of these posts are really by freepers trying to make us look like hypocritical idiots.
Look. Like it or not, OP is correct. The dipping sauce selection at KFC is extremely sub-par. Don't attack the messenger.
R37 = link posting fail
R39 = idiot
Dear lord, what is WRONG with you people?
[quote]OP/Candy Crowley, shouldn't you be preparing for the Presidential debate you'll be moderating in a few weeks?
Where did this Candy Crowley thing come from? Did we really figure out it was her posting??
The webmaster starts almost all the threads on this board. Deal with it.
Of course it's not her posting it. It's just some misogynistic asshole making unfunny fat jokes.
R43, I assure you, the web-master did not start this thread.
And I'm not a frau. And I'm not fat.
they need cum sauce
Last time I was there, I was rewarded with a huge gallstone attack from all that canola oil. About killed me, it hurt so bad. Serves me right!
Stay away from it for your own good. Never again.
[quote]they need cum sauce
What do you think ranch is?
R45= Fat Ass Webmaster.
R49 = Mistaken Identity Troll
And I still want to know what can be done about this. How do we demand that KFC bring back decent dipping sauces? The OP has a point! This must not stand!
Her name was Lola
She was a fatso
With honey mustard in her hair
And some skid marked underwear
She ate meringue and
She was all gotcha
And while she ate herself to death
Tony fucked what there was left
R51, thank you for at least being creative and funny :-)
Though I would have gone for something with "Hot sauce" for the "cha-cha" line.
What do you have to do to get a decent sweet-n-sour dipping sauce around here? I mean [italic]REALLY[/italic]...
Where is the public out-cry?!?
Where is the outrage, indeed?
I guess you could always try to leave feedback on their site (see link), but who knows if they pay any attention to it at all...
Here it is, a week later, and KFC dipping sauces STILL suck.
It's sad when Burger King has better chicken dipping sauces than a freaking CHICKEN CHAIN.
I'm loving the Chicken Littles!
I WANT HONEY MUSTARD!
I got'cher dipping sauces right here, 'Sunshine. Not sure if they suck...but I know YOU will. Heh. Heh. Heh.
Wow... just stopped by KFC the other day, and they've completely revamped their dipping sauces, adding back the honey mustard, and adding in an orange-ginger and creamy buffalo sauce! And they ROCK!
My email obviously worked!
But- but that cute guy in the commercial thinks they taste good!
Well they ARE good now... when this thread was started, they didn't have any of the new sauces!
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, THE CORPORATION HAS LISTENED!
OP, you are a fat loser, get over that and then go make your own fucking sauces, don't whine about it here.
If craigslist is any indication, republicans and democrats will not be getting along any better anytime soon.