Prove it. I want to see a photo of your erect penis next to a newspaper with today's date.
So long I can crack it like a bullwhip!
Yeah, that's the ticket!
OP is a Republican liar.
That's for me to know and for you to never, ever find out.
Don't you have an acceptance speech to be working on? Now quit fucking around and get back to work.
Mine rivals Johnny Wad's. Yep, it's that big.
I have a big one.
It's not just big (and it's not all that big), but it's big in the right places, symmetrical and big mushroom head.
Someone recently called it a billy club.
That was nice to hear.
But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet.
I'm 8.5 inches. Sounds like there are some jealous, little dick motherfuckers in this thread...
[quote]But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet.
You're supposed to hit em over the head with the billy club. Try it on me.
Mine is just over 7" - but most guys go "your cock is sooo huge - there's no way it's 'only' 7." Porn and AOL inches has made dick size completely unreliable.
R14, you made me laugh.
5 inches soft. 9 inches hard.
I have lots of sex and guys love making it grow in their mouths.
I'm hot. Without question. Clearly, I live in NYC.
Don't be jealous, cunts.
I only suck New York cock, R17. They're like bagels and the pizza. Something in the water just makes them yummy to my tummy.
My penis is 10 inches and I also live in New York City. We have the biggest cocks of any major US city. It's why we're so arrogant and cocky - pun intended.
Keep your 8 inches away from me. Thanks.
I got mine enlarged from 6 inches to 8.5. I have so much more fucking going on in my life now. And I pee less now, too.
Bigger than yours, I bet 11 fucking nigga inches, boo. Blacks be packin.
Many of you clearly have faulty rulers or never learned how to use one properly.
9 by 6. Seriously.
Remember, girls, no fair measuring from your asshole!
My joint is only 1" long but it's as big around as a can of tuna. It has girth.
Three feet by one foot.
1 inch soft, but it grows to an astounding three and a half inches hard.
r24, your claim means nothing. You've included no units of dimention and no one knows which is length and which is width. 6"W by 9"L is a completely different peen from 9"W by 6"L. The latter is an exceptional peen, the former, not so much.
I'd say a 9" wide by 6" long peen is pretty exceptional, r29. You try getting a 9 inch wide penis up YOUR ass.
6 and a half. Boyfriends is just under eight, a perfect fit.
white and it is freakishly big, 11" long and 9" thick, I cannot wrap a dollar bill around it...it gets me laid but the sex is bad because
a. no one can get it in their mouth..seriously I am not bragging, it sucks..I get licked but that is about it and
b. no one can take it, I like to top but no guy I have met can take it or wants to...I mean I am sure I could find some freak who likes fisting but...it sucks..having a giant dick is cool but not that great for actual sex.
r30, yes, exactly my point.
I don't dare wear zippered boots
Can we discuss credit scores again please?
I have 12 inches in length, but I'm a kind heart and don't want to embarrass hookups who use AOL inches, so I usually say it's 16 inches long.
Oh, I get it. Every homo on DL is a regular John Holmes.... riiiiiiight.
mine is 4.8 inches (12.2cm.) when soft, and 7.9 inches (20.1cm) when hard.
my girth is 4.6 inches
Ok, so R17 and R19, I need one of you in my ass and one in my mouth untill you blow your loads