How big is your penis?

Mine is 8 inches long.

• Prove it. I want to see a photo of your erect penis next to a newspaper with today's date.

• So long I can crack it like a bullwhip! Yeah, that's the ticket!

• OP is a Republican liar.

• That's for me to know and for you to never, ever find out.

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• Barack, Don't you have an acceptance speech to be working on? Now quit fucking around and get back to work.

  Michelle

• Mine rivals Johnny Wad's. Yep, it's that big.

• I have a big one. It's not just big (and it's not all that big), but it's big in the right places, symmetrical and big mushroom head. Someone recently called it a billy club. That was nice to hear. But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet.

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• OP is measuring from the other side of his taint.

• 8x7

• 11x7, even bigger when I get hard.

• Twenty miles long and thick as a truck!

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• 6.5 long / 2.5 thick

• I'm 8.5 inches. Sounds like there are some jealous, little dick motherfuckers in this thread...

• [quote]But it hasn't landed me a b.f. yet. You're supposed to hit em over the head with the billy club. Try it on me.

• Mine is just over 7" - but most guys go "your cock is sooo huge - there's no way it's 'only' 7." Porn and AOL inches has made dick size completely unreliable.

• R14, you made me laugh. Thanks.

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• 5 inches soft. 9 inches hard. I have lots of sex and guys love making it grow in their mouths. I'm hot. Without question. Clearly, I live in NYC. Don't be jealous, cunts.

• I only suck New York cock, R17. They're like bagels and the pizza. Something in the water just makes them yummy to my tummy.

• My penis is 10 inches and I also live in New York City. We have the biggest cocks of any major US city. It's why we're so arrogant and cocky - pun intended.

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• Keep your 8 inches away from me. Thanks.

• I got mine enlarged from 6 inches to 8.5. I have so much more fucking going on in my life now. And I pee less now, too.

• Bigger than yours, I bet 11 fucking nigga inches, boo. Blacks be packin.

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• Many of you clearly have faulty rulers or never learned how to use one properly.

• 9 by 6. Seriously.

• Remember, girls, no fair measuring from your asshole!

• My joint is only 1" long but it's as big around as a can of tuna. It has girth.

• Three feet by one foot.

• 1 inch soft, but it grows to an astounding three and a half inches hard.

  Karl%20Rove

• r24, your claim means nothing. You've included no units of dimention and no one knows which is length and which is width. 6"W by 9"L is a completely different peen from 9"W by 6"L. The latter is an exceptional peen, the former, not so much.

• I'd say a 9" wide by 6" long peen is pretty exceptional, r29. You try getting a 9 inch wide penis up YOUR ass.

• 6 and a half. Boyfriends is just under eight, a perfect fit.

• white and it is freakishly big, 11" long and 9" thick, I cannot wrap a dollar bill around it...it gets me laid but the sex is bad because a. no one can get it in their mouth..seriously I am not bragging, it sucks..I get licked but that is about it and b. no one can take it, I like to top but no guy I have met can take it or wants to...I mean I am sure I could find some freak who likes fisting but...it sucks..having a giant dick is cool but not that great for actual sex.

• r30, yes, exactly my point.

• I don't dare wear zippered boots

• Can we discuss credit scores again please?

• I have 12 inches in length, but I'm a kind heart and don't want to embarrass hookups who use AOL inches, so I usually say it's 16 inches long.

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• Oh, I get it. Every homo on DL is a regular John Holmes.... riiiiiiight.

• mine is 4.8 inches (12.2cm.) when soft, and 7.9 inches (20.1cm) when hard. my girth is 4.6 inches

• Ok, so R17 and R19, I need one of you in my ass and one in my mouth untill you blow your loads