I LOVE ANTHONY KIEDIS.

That is all.

• I love his shampoo, the lip gloss is great as well.

• I love Chad Smith.

• If you're looking to rid yourself of an unrequited love, read his autobiography. My God he's a douche who can't seem to learn a lesson. In addition to thinking he's the shit in every way, he has chapters devoted to his girlfriends, it's 20 pages of how perfect they are, then he gets them hooked on heroin and then he meets someone else who's more beautiful/perfect in every way. He's a piece of shit but so hilariously unaware of how terrible he is. Oh and he's like 5 foot 4.

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• I saw them on a joint bill with the Foo Fighters back in 2000. They played at Carver Hawkeye Arena in Iowa City. The show did not sell very well, a lot of empty seats up in the sections, but the floor. It was like night and day between the two bands. Dave Grohl fucking loved us, played to the whole arena, and at one point ran up and down the stairs in the sections during a long guitar solo (he was a few feet from me at one point, and I was up in the nosebleed section. Anthony and Flea were total dicks. They seemed really pissed that the crowd up in the seats wasn't out of their seats going nuts (I stayed in my seat because honestly the vibe wasn't that great). Anthony was making bitchy comments like, "Wow, I'm glad we came to IOWA!"

• But I must say that the slow-mo shot of him running shirtless in the "Under the Bridge" video was one of those early "things are stirring down there" images from my junior high days.

• Speaking of 90s music, would someone explain to me something I caught the end of on Maddow: The bassist for Nirvana was feeding something to his goats. What was that about?

• I loved him more when he used to make out with Dave Navarro.

• Keidis does absolutely nothing for me, but there's something about Flea that turns me on in a way that few if any celebrities do.

• Frog-faced drug addict and too old for his naughty scamp schtick.

• Oh, me too. I'd like to bend him over a table, grab his hair, fuck his hole and blow a huge load in his ass. Oh yes I would.

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• He's about 900 years old now, isn't he?

• Younger he was a beautiful man (less so now, especially with the awful porn 'stache, but hey, dude is 49, and we are all going to get older), but a bit of a dick. And I wish he would be more honest: he probably slept with as many men as women.

• I couldn't even get through a sample of twenty pages of his autobiography. He is not intelligent, witty or interesting at all. He has nothing to offer beyond "I've banged soooo many hot and young chicks and done sooo many drugs.". Dreadful.

• I kept expecting the girlfriends to OD, the way he went on and on about how wonderful they were, then he'd just move on to another waitress who was more perfect than the last.

• Did he call them all soul mates r15?

• He's a dick, but I've always found him rather articulate. And very self-aware of the fact that he's been stuck most of his life in a vicious circle. I wish he didn't leave out half of the truth though: his relationships with men. Granted, he couldn't out some of them, but still... Or how some of his ex-girlfriends are actually lesbians. How his probably fake relationship with Heidi Klum was most certainly engineered by his pal Guy Oseary, and so on.

• Hello, Anthony! Remember us? Why weren't we in your little book?

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• He loves to brag.

• He gets so almost-naked so often, there have to be full frontal pix out there somewhere... but there aren't.

• I'm about as open-minded, liberal and forgiving as they come but his is the first autobiography I ever read where I came away really not liking the author.

• Someone needs to remind Anthony of who he ripped off his 'look' from. Kiedis is so un-original on so many levels. Flea is a great bassist but a total ass, but not as obnoxious or dumb as Kiedis.

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• Well, he was a drug addict from an especially young age. And then he became a rock star. Of course he's an asshole. Best to focus on his finer moments.

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