Oh yea, reach deep into my big goody bag. That's it. Yea. My pinata is very full. Mmmm, I'm about to work that cake. But first, is there a place where I can sit down for a few minutes, before we get started. Whew. I shouldn't have had the asparagus. I'm feeling like one of those balloons.
Happy Birthday to one of the least attractive porn stars to skate by on a big, if not terribly firm, dick.
That they always had to put him in costumes speaks volumes.
Agree R5. Nothing sexy about him and his limp wee wee.
What about his famous catch phrase?
"Yeah, suck that dick."
I had a friend who used to do a priceless rendition of Jeff Stryker eating breakfast..."Yeah, put that spoon in your mouth. Yeah, you know you want those cheerios. Drink that sweet milk."
He was a giant in his day.
I used to think he was so muscular now he's nothing.
I think he's tremendous!
I think "Bigger Than Life" remains his masterwork.
He is a legend who towers over the faceless twinks of gay porn today
Way too overrated and overhyped imho. He always had this cocky attitude and all I could think of was 'why the attitude? You are ugly as sin and that cock of yours is not all that!'.
Thinking back he was my first celebrity I noticed who had this manufactured marketing hype or image.
He was always for rent. I think he never denied that. Though he did lie about how much he got paid.
I know--a whore who lies about how much they earn. Crazy, right?
Porn Iguana Goddess, Courtney "Special Ed" Stodden
Is Jeff Stryker really that hard up for money?
He still has a good body for his age, but I never expected to see him doing this stuff at age 50.
His face looks like a melted Ken doll puppet head. I understand that some people really go for the nostalgia act, but really: In most cases the past should better remain in the past or you potentially ruin it by dragging it to the ungracious present.
[quote]In most cases the past should better remain in the past or you potentially ruin it by dragging it to the ungracious present.
I kind of like the philosophical aspect of this statement.
I would have killed to rent him 25 years ago.
Now... not so much.
He was at the peak of his power in "Bigger Than Life":
He is 50, but claims to be only 47 in his whore ad.
WEHT Jim Stryker?
We are waiting for a generou$ gentleman to visit us this afternoon here in our little Barcelona apartment.
WEHT to Cole Carpenter? The REAL story please?
I've always wondered what it would be like to see Jeff Stryker's cock up close.
R62, head to one of his public personal appearances. He's usually in an open robe. He did some theatre project about ten years back in WeHo and the exiting guests got to shake hands with Little/Big Stryker.
The generou$ gentleman arrived at our apartment this afternoon and performed un-natural acts on us for a short time after he gave us 100 euros.