Lindsay Lohan is a 50 Year Old Waitress, Right?

Saggy tits and back fat, wth a flat broad ass.

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A peek-a-boo sag halter, great idea Lindsay!
And to top off that sagging mess, back freckles. Gross.
She really just needs a supportive bra.
What is wrong with this girl that she finds it impossible to put anything remotely flattering on?
I thought casting her as Elizabeth Taylor was a terrible idea, but she kinda looks like Liz in these pix... the 55-year-old Liz.
R4 - Britney and Jessica suffer from the same disorder.
r4 Id like to see your wardrobe choice.
R7 I may not be a fashionista anymore but I would argue I get it right more often than she does, however I'm not a starlet trying to revive my career, so it wouldn't matter even if I didn't. Lindsay's career is hanging by a thread and she knows that she is photographed everywhere she goes, so instead of spending her money on another first class ticket to a party in Paris, it would be wise to hire a stylist and start looking like a movie star rather than a middle aged trucker turning tricks at a rest stop.
That girl's a trashcan!
Amber
White American trash
Normal body. Stop watching porn.
Boobs that saggy on. 25 year old are nt normal. The bitch has cocaine induced progeria.
She still has nice legs, tho.
This is what happens when you spend your life drinking and drugging. Why are you surprised?
She DESPERATELY needs a stylist. DESPERATELY. Even her plastic surgery is all wrong - her whole appeal was that Irishy fresh face pixie anime look with the little lips and huge green eyes - injecting her lips was a terrible idea. Her hair is wayyyyy too long. And you can see the weave. Her outfits are hidjus. She does look like she's turning tricks at a Memphis rest stop.
I hate to be the one coming to her defense on this one. First of all, she's got bad posture in all of those pics, any woman who leans over and stands like that will end up with less than desirable side boob saggage. Second, larger breasts are the first to sag. Guess what guys, they don't stay perky like those A and B cups unless they're fake. Weight fluctuation also speeds of the sagging process, it has nothing to do with how much one parties. The focus here should be that her outfit looks like shit and she's a hot mess. I'm sure there were pics of her standing up straight that looked much better, but I doubt those would make it to the tabs.
Bi-chick
Cocaine is not going to cause tits to sag. There is natural variation in the firmness of breast tissue. Again, stop watching porn.
The problem isn't her saggy tits as much as her delusion that she's Marilyn Monroe incarnate, so she flaunts her saggy boobs unaware of how foolish she looks. Don't wear peekaboo outfits unless you have something people want to peek at.
And rich men (still) pay to fuck her?
Her breasts are completely fine. It's her face, hair, and outfit that are a problem.
I agree she looks rode hard and put away wet, but her body is fine. I just don't like to perpetuate unreasonable expectations for women's bodies. Unfair, and dangerous.
R17
R16, Pec exercises starting early in life will prevent breast sagging. Female body builders can do remarkable tricks with their breastesses.
R22, Exercise has very limited affect; you might strengthen the pecs underlying the breasts but breasts are not muscles but fat, after all. Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway?
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[quote]Besides, who wants to look like a female body builder anyway? Carrot Top.
R16 here. While exercising the pecs can help, there is no amount of exercising that can cause any noticeable difference in someone who is a D cup. Women simply are not built like men, we cannot develop big giant pecs under our breasts to make them perky. Shit, if we could, I'd be benching some weights right now. I'm a 34D, in my early 30s and gravity is just a part of life. Breast density plays a part into it too. I have been told that I have dense breasts. Kate Upton, on the other hand, has tits made of loose fat that are going to slide down her chest and into her belt line as she gets older. Lindsay's face is what's jacked up and about 20 years older than it should be. That is more likely from the sun, boozing, smoking, and partying. Let's be real here, the odds of her making it to 70 are slim to none, so she's just enjoying herself now and getting all of her aging in at once. lol @ R24
Bi-chick
[quote]Again, stop watching porn. Except she just finished filming what's basically a porn movie, and you would think she would have lost a few pounds and buffed-up a bit before getting naked for the camera.
the problem is she was pushed as a fashion designer. Remember the tights with knee pads (yeah, I think they were like $300 and nobody even bothered to knock them off) and her sitting all serious with a notepad and glasses at the shows? She might think she looks good. It's a, uh, very unique look but 90% of the time she looks like a Long Island crack whore in 1992. No Lindsey, you have no fashion talent. I don't care what some designer told you when you two went on a 3 day coke binge together.
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I think it's funny that you compare her to a waitress as if only working class women get tattoos and smoke cigarettes and wear clothing more revealing than it ought to be.
I think she's adorable!
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Oh, God, her fashion line. Who gave her that?
Like she can afford a stylist, R15! She probably shoplifts most of her clothes at this point.
I wouldn't fuck that hussy with Mamie Van Doren's dick.
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She is the epitome of white trash.
Lisa Whelchel could play her in a biopic
That second chin she's starting to sport should give her sleepless nights.
Sadly she'll be dead by 30.
[quote]Normal body. Stop watching porn. No!
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Proving once again that movie stars are just carnival people with better teeth.
she's half Italian and half Irish; unfortunately it looks like she's inherited the Irish genetics as far as her body goes...
Why do posters like OP always try to sound like bitter 1970s choreographers dying of lung cancer when they assess women's bodies?
her mane is far too long/shaggy and her bunz r saggy
d%20parker
She's been used more than an Army skillet! U can't blame her for looking like shit!
She needs to hit the gym. Her legs are ok but lack definition, and probably will start getting dimply soon. She has a double chin and back fat. Her ass has no shape, but 100 squats a day could take care of that. If she spent a tenth of the time she devotes to shopping and smoking to taking care of her body, she could be hot.
R43 - She had the start of a double chin at her peak LiLo should be focused on getting healthy - the cancer sticks are more a problem than her weight.
She has been used more than an Army skillet. Of course she looks old!!!
R35, she's been sporting it for a few years now. She's way too young to already have such a pronounced double chin. She never was much of an actress but she had a lot of potential as a beauty. R15 I'd never thought about that Anime thing but you're right. If she had taken care of herself and not gotten so much surgery she would now start coming into her peak. She kind of reminds me of Sharon Stone and like her, I think she would have been stunning in her 30s. Oh well.
She showed talent in Mean Girls and even in Georgia Rule.
Big boobs have the tendancy to sag, more than A B cups, but excuse me? those are old granny boobs. They look like more than 10 niggas have a chance to play with them every night. And yes this isnt porn, but please have some standards that is the body of a 60 year old hug...rode hard and put away wet.