Straight dudes aren't swooning, they're envious that he has that bod that'll get him anything he wants.
He looks dirty. Ruined his body with hideous ink.
I still don't like the tattoos.
The Lamentations of the Christ series is just the right touch.
I find swooning over his underdeveloped pecs and the sea of ill-advised ink covering his body eminently resistable.
Why do they say he's naked? He has underwear on.
Ruined his body with those tats - and there are dozens of guys at my gym with bodies as hot as his and not all that graffiti on them. Note to OP - straight guys don't swoon over other guys bodies. They admire and try to replicate them.
R8, I put that comment in quotation because it's what The Daily Mail said, not me.
He's fugly. Totally ruined his looks. Even worse is his Daffy Duck voice.
He used to be so hot. Now I think he's ugly as shit.
Just don't see it. Seems like a swell guy and I'm fully aware millions find him amazing looking but all I see is a skinny guy with the chest of an eight year old girl, a rat face, horrible tattoos, and a Mickey Mouse voice. It seems like his looks are all attached to being famous. If he wasn't, most people wouldn't look twice passing him on the street.
Why would adult men be envious of a dude built like a 10 year old boy?
[quote]Why do they say he's naked? He has underwear on.
That's considered naked to the Brits.
The emperor is literally without clothes
Id like to nibble on his freshly shorn scrote, brother
He stuffs those Beckham Briefs with rocks. The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie.
Wouldn't you go to the gym to work out your upper body if you knew you were appearing in an underwear ad shirtless?
Sure he's thin: but it looks like he's never done a single push-up in his life.
Poor Brits. They are desperate for anyone to be half-way attractive. In America, he is considered average. His body is not even impressive by American athlete standards. And those tacky tatts....Dude is not hot.
Do British dudes go the gym and have protein shakes?
[quote] His body is not even impressive by American athlete standards.
Soccer or "football" players are not overly muscular. They are never going to well built and look like they spend endless hours in the gym.
So I understand that he's not going to be muscular due to all the running up and down the field that soccer players do. Instead, it's the dirty mess that he's made his body with all that ink. What a shame.
[quote]Soccer or "football" players are not overly muscular. They are never going to well built and look like they spend endless hours in the gym.
Easily disproved with just a photo:
R22, there are always exceptions (and photoshopping) but R21 is right that as a general rule, players in this sport do not have very muscular upper bodies. It's the lower body strength and muscles that are important.
No pecs Becks
r12 NAILED it. Thread closed.
Yes, what R25 said. I've never understood his or Brad Pitt's appeal - boring white people the both of them.
UK Underwear Model: David Beckham
US Underwear Model: Mario Lopez
This guy is only "swooned" over in the U.K. where they're desperate.
Wish he and his Eurotrash wife would go away already.
[quote]Not even blokes can resist swooning over Becks in his briefs.
This bloke can.
"The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie."
R17! You cheeky BITCH! I hate you for almost making me crack a smile.
[quote]The hooker he got caught with says he has a wee willie.
He is fugly as hell. His pecs and nipples seem really small. He's gone to look very old. That daffy duck voice is annoying and he doesnt have two brain cells to rub together.
Do you think Becks has sucked cock? Been Fucked?
What do you find so wrong with his voice? That it's too high-pitched?
@ R34 for me it's the tone of his voice and his accent - both terrible and a complete turn off. It also doesn't help that he had nothing remotely intelligent or interesting to say.
The British media are totally in love with him and have brain washed most of the British public.
Do they have gyms, creatine, and protein shakes in the UK?
While a lot of soccer players have nice legs, their legs are nowhere as developed as the average football or hockey player. Soccer players' legs can be downright small in fact.
I wonder if American soccer players are bigger, since we have a more muscle-focused and gymcentric athletic culture
R12, it's the hair and the resemblance to Clint Eastwood.
I just can't believe that me and him are both the same age. He doesn't look a day younger than 43.
Does Beckham even lift weights? Doesn't look like it.
[quote]I see is a skinny guy with the chest of an eight year old girl, a rat face, horrible tattoos, and a Mickey Mouse voice.
Exactly! Not attractive at all. Even worse is his close friendship with Cruise.
Totally agree that Beckham has graffitied up his body. Yuck.
But for the anti-British troll(s), reflect on the fact that all of America's fictional superheroes are currently being played in Hollywood by British actors. Obviously no sufficiently-handsome actors available from the domestic stock (or perhaps just none capable of the nuanced performance required of the likes of Superman, Batman et al.). Eat dust.
He has his moments, but the man is not aging well. He looks much older than 37. Those wretched tats don't help matters.
I have a photo up of him young, tat free, shirtless.
Just for you.
A virtual smorgasbord of fun.
Datalounge lurkers know where to look...
Brad in bed...
Something for everyone...
From Burns and Allen (radio) with Frank Sinatra...
Grace) Are you as good a singer as George?
Frankie) I've never heard George sing, but I'd say yes.
Gracie) Oh come now
Frankie) Well do women swoon when George sings?
Gracie) Even men faint.
I know where the Manhunt photos are you are always looking for....
My site cannot show nudity.
I just put up a link to Brad Pitt's NSFW.
I could put up the link to Thomas .....
I think Olympic swimmers' and divers typically have the best bodies, and muscle control.
Naked = partially clothed
Nude = nude
I'm not really a fan of graffiti-covered bodies or high-pitched voices so I don't find Beckham esp attractive for those reasons; BUT his lean athleticism is much more appealing to me than overly-muscled gym bunnies and I like the fact that he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. As for the person who asked the question above, yes we do have gyms & protein shakes in the UK, but we also have quite a well-rounded view of masculinity imho, one which isn't all based upon Hulk-like bulk.
In any case, wtf would Brits be "desperate" for plasticised US versions of beauty (male or female) when we have a strong tradition of cherishing effeminate men and manly women who are anything but conventionally attractive?
OK, never realised the word eff - eminate (as starred out above) was the one considered childish or bigoted on DL, so apologies if it offends in the context I've used it.
As for the last point, please google David Walliams, Alan Carr and Miranda Hart as recent examples.
[quote]OK, never realised the word eff - eminate (as starred out above) was the one considered childish or bigoted on DL, so apologies if it offends in the context I've used it.
Don't sweat it, r56. Just because the webmaster thinks you're a bigot doesn't mean the rest of us feel the same. It's nice that people can cherish ef-fem-inate men. It takes all kinds of interesting people to make up our world.
How many years now have we been seeing this guy in his damn underwear?
It should be an embarrassment at this point.
Reminds me that most soccer players are rather scrawny. There are lots of dudes at my gym that are buffer and bigger than him. AMerican football players put soccer players to shame.
No shame. I prefer guys lean rather than bigger and buffer.
Funny about the scandal about it not being his body in his new ad commercial. He's an ugly creature.
He's either wearing some sort of cup or the material in the crotch of those panties is extra thick and strong, otherwise there'd be at least a hint of VPL.
Anon at 51:
Yet you love to look at what you will
Bitter old queens are always like that.
You fancy Prince Phillip, no doubt.
Enjoy the view.