What you should really have said to be accurate, OP is:
"Ken Ryker, 43, celebrates his 40th birthday today."
This is what David Forest wrote re: Ken's situation as of June 2011. So hopefully Ken is out of rehab now and dried out from all the booze. Another DUI and I doubt they'll go this easy on him.
KEN RYKER called me, today, and gave me an up-date on his legal situation. Fortunately, at court hearings on June 3 (Pennington County Court and Custer County Court), his charges were reduced to two (2) D.U.I. offenses. He plead guilty to both and was sentenced to five (5) months of in-patient treatment at the Pennington County CCADP (City & County Alcohol and Drug Programs), located in Rapid City, South Dakota.
He will be able to ask for a reduction in time, based on his work habits, attitude and overall behavior, after three (3) months.
I know we’re all rooting for KEN and he’ll hopefully be able to start over on his LIVE appearances by early 2012.
He's said that in high school the other boys on the football team called him "The Fire Hose."
How'd this guy get famous?? He can't even get hard. A big dick that can't get hard is completely useless.
RE. Yes, that always disturbed me too
I'm really surprised he's only 40. For some reason I pictured him as thirtysomething back during his '90s heyday, though I guess he was just an unusually hunky early-twentysomething then. While he's one of the hottest guys Falcon ever produced, unfortunately he's also one of their worst performers. Aside from the incredibly unfortunate issue of him apparently being completely unable to maintain a full erection -- though I do wonder if the ED drugs unavailable then, like Cialis and Viagra, would make a difference -- there's also the matter of his unceasingly wooden (no pun intended!) performances. Hell, I've even seen him in a couple of bisexual films, and he couldn't even muster any enthusiasm for the chicks! (I do believe he's a genuine gay-for-pay guy, though I realize some of you can't fathom that the concept exists)
Certain very attractive porn stars disappoint some of their public because they come off as "wooden." But some men just *are* wooden during sex. Or let's say "methodical." That's their style. Not everyone is passionate in bed, however interesting they may be as personalities. Joan Blondell said Dick Powell was wooden, but he was certainly lively in his films.
#41, I think the big ones need a lot of stimulation to get stiff: "Get over here and get this big dick hard". Some of them try to fuck with a 3/4 hardon and you're just worried the damn thing is going to fold in half.